I want them to help me in my nightmarish crusade!!!
How can I get closer to the dark forces?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/22/2013|
We don't want you.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/20/2013|
No, Britney, we don't want to help you sell your new single. Now, have a bag of Cheetos and go sit down.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/20/2013|
You can join me and go rogue!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/20/2013|
I've changed my mind. Please give me a like.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/21/2013|
Well...I *am* looking for a housekeeper...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/21/2013|
Register as a Republican. Closest thing to Hell on Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/21/2013|
Don't listen to any of these punks. You want to join me! The Westboro Baptist Church is your fastest ticket to Hell!!!
I'm a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/21/2013|
Get into the upper levels of Scientology.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/21/2013|
Call out their names.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/22/2013|
Go into corporate banking or marketing.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/22/2013|
My Kabbalah study group meets on Thursday. Bring a casserole.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/22/2013|
18 dollars. And flattery won't get you a discount.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/22/2013|
Head to your local RNC office
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/22/2013|
"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/22/2013|
Come on R16, you're just not trying hard enough. Surely the kids could take up Hellish Crusading instead of soccer?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/22/2013|
Don't talk to me about Dark Forces after the weekend I've just had. You give them years of commitment and a 100% genuine bona fide hellish crusade, and then the buggers just drop you right in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/22/2013|
start up a NAMBLA chapter in your hometown
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/22/2013|