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How can I get closer to the dark forces?

I want them to help me in my nightmarish crusade!!!

by Anonymousreply 2109/22/2013

We don't want you.

by Anonymousreply 109/20/2013

Babalon Working

by Anonymousreply 209/20/2013

No, Britney, we don't want to help you sell your new single. Now, have a bag of Cheetos and go sit down.

by Anonymousreply 309/20/2013

You can join me and go rogue!

by Anonymousreply 409/20/2013

I've changed my mind. Please give me a like.

by Anonymousreply 509/21/2013

Well...I *am* looking for a housekeeper...

by Anonymousreply 609/21/2013

Register as a Republican. Closest thing to Hell on Earth.

by Anonymousreply 709/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 809/21/2013

Don't listen to any of these punks. You want to join me! The Westboro Baptist Church is your fastest ticket to Hell!!!


I'm a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 909/21/2013

Get into the upper levels of Scientology.

by Anonymousreply 1009/21/2013

Call out their names.

Jaden! Willow!

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2013

Go into corporate banking or marketing.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2013

My Kabbalah study group meets on Thursday. Bring a casserole.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2013

18 dollars. And flattery won't get you a discount.

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013

Head to your local RNC office

by Anonymousreply 1509/22/2013

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."

by Anonymousreply 1609/22/2013

Come on R16, you're just not trying hard enough. Surely the kids could take up Hellish Crusading instead of soccer?

by Anonymousreply 1709/22/2013

Don't talk to me about Dark Forces after the weekend I've just had. You give them years of commitment and a 100% genuine bona fide hellish crusade, and then the buggers just drop you right in it.

by Anonymousreply 1809/22/2013

Mal-i-bu Barbie!

by Anonymousreply 1909/22/2013

start up a NAMBLA chapter in your hometown

by Anonymousreply 2009/22/2013
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