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***BREAKING NEWS***: BIGGEST STORM IN EIGHTY YEARS headed towards HONG KONG!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/20/2013|
Yay! Something to watch on TV this weekend!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/20/2013|
Typhoon! Typhoon! It killed 55 people in London!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/20/2013|
Sum Ting Wong!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/20/2013|
Now we get to see how well those glass curtain walls really hold up.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/20/2013|
Ho Lee Fuk!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/20/2013|
Expect 1/100th coverage that the boardwalk fire in New Jersey got.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/20/2013|
The boardwalk fire in New Jersey got very little coverage anywhere except the NY area.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/20/2013|
Is it a Sharknado? Will the HK residents then eat the shark dead?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/20/2013|
I've heard a rumor that kaiju will also be arriving at the same time. This is EXACTLY why we shouldn't have discontinued the jaeger program, people!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/20/2013|
The Discovery Channel did an hour special on if this happened. They in danger!! Gurl
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/20/2013|
Ho lee Fuk, indeed!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/20/2013|
Why don't they have hurricane hunter planes in the Pacific? What are the Chinese doing with all that money?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/20/2013|
And couldn't they send a hurricane hunter plane in that general direction now? It'll surely move faster than the storm.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/20/2013|
I've just read that it's the equivalent of a cat. 5 hurricane in strength. Besides being in the Pacific, is there any difference between typhoons and hurricanes? I've looked at a few satellite photos and they both seem to spin in the same direction.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/20/2013|
It wasn't funny at R3, R5 or R11, you stupid old fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/20/2013|
R15 wears lampshades at parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/20/2013|
SAVE SUZIE WONG!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/20/2013|
I raughed out roud!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/20/2013|
OMG where is Bai Ling!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/20/2013|
Hong Kong need a hundred million miracles!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/20/2013|
I want to see supermodels in trees!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/20/2013|
Screenwriters take note!! The last one got Naomi a nomination!
Pitch: two rival older actresses take a trip to Taiwan to settle their differences and rekindle their friendship.
After one actress dies about 10 minutes into the film, the other actress begins a spiritual quest to help survivors and reconnect with herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/20/2013|
Seriously, are evacuations planned or other emergency measures?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/20/2013|
R18: W & W....you made me raugh too.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/20/2013|
Live Hong Kong web camera (with no download of converter required), Harbor view. Things look sunny there right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/20/2013|
Hong Kong weather forecast. Looks dry until Sunday.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/20/2013|
Thank you, r26!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/20/2013|
Paris Hilton is in Hong Kong as we speak! YAY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/21/2013|
You in trouble, Sum Ting Wong!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/21/2013|
Yes, R20 was cute and memorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/21/2013|
There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon
When you least did expect 'em
They'd tear from his rectum
With the force of a raging...hurricane
No, hurricanes are typhoons are NOT the same, at least when it comes to making limericks rhyme.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/21/2013|
Ching chong! Ching chong!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/21/2013|
Will CNN be sending reporters there to save money?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/21/2013|
Westboro Baptist Church knows whose fault is it.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/21/2013|
R38, yeah the racist fags on this thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/21/2013|
no problem. We'll send all the money they need to help rebuild. We starve out our own and call them lazy but give us a good tsunami or typhoon and we are all kinds of fucking charitable. We save you! Then you can blow our ass up!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/21/2013|
here it comes! hold on to your coolies!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/21/2013|
My life is so boring. The town I live in sucks. Wish we'd get a typhoon. They're so breezy and misty. I also love those little asians. It's like watching the muppet show. And I swear I don't mean that in a racist way. Gay jesus loves you. Red yellow black or white!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/22/2013|
We can't run from bad cyclone! Our feet bound!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/20/2013|
No storm ever is bad enough for what China deserves. And this one was such a disappointment.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/20/2013|