I've been blessed with a full head of hair, and for lack of a better word, I "tease" my hair in the morning to give it a full, lush effect. Whenever I use the word "tease," my bf ribs me because he thinks it's a feminine term. Any way to say this in a more masculine way?
Is there a masculine way to say "tease my hair"?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/22/2013|
just own it, sister
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/20/2013|
comb your hair?
brush your hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/20/2013|
why the fuck would you ever say that?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/20/2013|
Even the phrase 'back combing' doesn't explain why you would do this if you have a full head of hair?
Go tease your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/20/2013|
If you have a full head of hair, why do you need to make it fuller?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/20/2013|
Shake your head dahling!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/20/2013|
Just say "blast," as in "I have to blast my hair."
But brush would cover the description you seek, OP.
And if you want to rat your hair out to make it poofy, who are we to judge?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/20/2013|
Yeah, I think it's a lost cause if you even know what "tease my hair," means.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/20/2013|
"Fix" or "do".
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/20/2013|
There's always, "volumnizing."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/20/2013|
Then again you could just stop worrying about it and be the fabulous queen you so obviously are.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/20/2013|
[quote]Whenever I use the word "tease," my bf ribs me because he thinks it's a feminine term.
Of course it's feminine, as are you. Dudes brush their hair. Nelly queens "tease" their hair for a "lush" effect.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/20/2013|
This thread brought back a long-lost memory.
I was mother's chosen advisor on many things. She'd ask me watch her tease her hair before work, then ask, "Did I miss anything in the back?"
Me: "Right here.." Then stick my finger there...resulting in more teasing.
Mom: "How about now?"
This tread made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/20/2013|
..."full, lush effect...' OH, puh-lease, Mary!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/20/2013|
Teasing your hair is just going to piss it off and is a form of bullying.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/20/2013|
It gets better, OP's hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/20/2013|
OP's hair should suck it up and be a man.
Being teased builds character!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/20/2013|
DAMN, warn a guy before you do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/20/2013|
OP, it's only going to get worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/20/2013|
What is this teasing, exactly? Call me old fashioned, but men over 30 with a full head of hair should have a part, preferably on the side. Are you walking around with a big poof of teased out hair? Who do you look like? Name a celebrity from any era. I'm really curious.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/20/2013|
OP: You give your hair more volume.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/20/2013|
[quote]What is this teasing, exactly? Call me old fashioned, but men over 30 with a full head of hair should have a part, preferably on the side. Are you walking around with a big poof of teased out hair? Who do you look like? Name a celebrity from any era. I'm really curious.
Sure, it's only acceptable to have a "part" if you're over 30. Why is 30 such a magical number? Can you have a mullet at 29 but the gig is up at 30?
I say if you want to tease it up 3 feet and dye it pink, go for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/20/2013|
The need to tease your hair is a strong indicator that you will be having gender reassignment surgery within a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/20/2013|
Mary, go to a barber and ask for a "regular." This is the haircut that George Clooney has and is appropriate for most men.
You can either comb it or mess it up a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/20/2013|
Shake you can pretend it's to clear your ears of water after your shower.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/20/2013|
[quote]Call me old fashioned, but men over 30 with a full head of hair should have a part, preferably on the side.
You have forbidden buzz cuts? What kind of hair Nazi are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/20/2013|
Is it "teased," down there?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/20/2013|
That sounds great for an attention whore, R27. Are you an attention whore?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/20/2013|
OP (see link) it's not what you say that gives you away.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/20/2013|
[quote]That sounds great for an attention whore, [R27]. Are you an attention whore?
Becuase I say people should celebrate who they are? LOL
That sounds like self loathing r34, are you a closet case?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/20/2013|
Wendy Williams has cute word for this, that is even more fem than "tease". I cant spell it though, it ends with a "uzz" sound
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/20/2013|
Buzz cuts are awesome, R32, sorry I meant full and longer hair. A man's hair should have shape is all I meant. Pompadours, fauxhawks, even, if not a classic men's cut. Even slicked back, pulled into a ponytail or shaved into a Mohawk. I'm really not a hair nazi, but men don't look good with teased out poofy hair. I'm picturing Sigfried and Roy, Barry Manilow and, yes, Richard Simmons, or the various Caucasian 'fros. Bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/20/2013|
One of my earliest memories is of my Mom, standing at the mirror, rating her hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/20/2013|
God Fucking Damn! This is a fagottry!!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/20/2013|
Get a fuckin Bro-Dry dudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/20/2013|
How about "mocking?" You're mocking your hair. Or maybe you're harassing it. Making fun of it?
Or if you're British, you could be taking the piss out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/21/2013|
In keeping with hair, can anyone recommend a good styling product/pomade that doesn't crunch or stiff the hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/21/2013|
No there isn't. There's also no masculine way of saying "tiramisu"
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/21/2013|
OP, it's called getting you hair LAYED, hunty! Like fish!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/21/2013|
I don't even know what that means, and I'm masculine, but not like frat bro level masculine... just geek/nerd level masculine...
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/21/2013|
Consider "fluff up."
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/21/2013|
It's brozilan blowout
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/22/2013|
You "sort it out" in a suitably manly fashion OP.
Or if it's having an especially bad day, you may administer justice to it
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/22/2013|
Use bully or ridicule.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/22/2013|
Try," Tease my hair, bitch!"
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/22/2013|
[quote] I "tease" my hair in the morning to give it a full, lush effect.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/22/2013|
Just stick a bag of Skittles up your ass and be done with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/22/2013|
I don't even know what that means r54
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/22/2013|
You're so full of shit, OP.
If you had a full head of hair, you wouldn't need to tease it!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/22/2013|