A little about me. I'm 24, gay, single, live in NYC (HK, specifically), and work at Saatchi & Saatchi on the creative end. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. My hobbies are the gym, country cooking, and exploring NYC. I have a black lab named Chaos. I'm currently taking an improv class to improve my public speaking skills. My favorite TV shows are New Girl and Modern Family. Gucci and Ralph Lauren are my favorite designers. There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself.
Help me to establish my brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/20/2013|
Go fuck yourself, faggypants
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/20/2013|
Bless his heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/20/2013|
[quote]There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself.
How about the word "douche" on your ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/20/2013|
"...There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself."
start with www.rentboy.com. You will be known and branded within 24 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/20/2013|
What brand are your teeth?
Do you let your screaming brats crawl around at restaurants being sociable with other patrons?
Cut or uncut?
Jake Gyllenhaal or Jake Bass?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/20/2013|
What does it mean 'establish my brand'.
I'm serious; don't know what that means.
Can you tell me?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/20/2013|
You should brand yourself as a cornfed gym bunny who crashes and burns in epic fashion. Party your ass off and seroconvert by 30.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/20/2013|
Something that distinguishes me, that helps me to stand out from the pack...to shine and take the spotlight on social media sites like facebook. btw I'm also addicted to chipotle and have been getting into baseball. I Lemme know if you need more info.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/20/2013|
fuck yourself online, that will stand out
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/20/2013|
[quote]There's a lot here that's interesting
So why did you refrain from putting anything interesting in the OP? Are you going to tell us the interesting things, or just the tedious ones that you listed?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/20/2013|
"lemme" ??? Wow.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/20/2013|
This has to be a joke post. (here's hoping)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/20/2013|
OP is a faux naive troll hoping to be ripped to shreds for presenting a commonplace bio and asking how to make himself memorable and distinctive. The irony is that he pretends to work in the branding industry. Get it?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/20/2013|
Bravo, OP. I laughed!
Love your satire.
Good job yanking their chains so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/20/2013|
"Something that distinguishes me.."
That you're a total top. A rarity in Hell's Kitchen.
"that helps me to stand out from the pack.."
That your body is all natural.
"to shine and take the spotlight on social media"
Knock 2 0r 3 years off your age.
"I'm also addicted to chipotle and have been getting into baseball."
Oh God! Another bottom...
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/20/2013|
[quote] country cooking
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/20/2013|
Funny OP- nicely done!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/20/2013|
Jesus Pete: Your BRAND. For fuck's sakes!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/20/2013|
Just say you're a yuppie throwback with an eyebrow constantly arched in self-referential irony.
Either that, or "I am the void."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/20/2013|
Suggest you contact Log Cabin Repukes.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/20/2013|
OP has described a co-worker he cannot stand.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/20/2013|
I suppose you only eat 'Farm Fresh' butter. Twat.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/20/2013|
I'll assume HK stands for Hell's Kitchen? I'm from NY and have never heard another human refer to it that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/20/2013|
FWIW I see people write HK all the time R25, especially on CL and Scruff.
There are lots of tops in HK too. I have found the Chipotle on 44/9 is a great place to pick up guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/20/2013|
[quote]I have found the Chipotle on 44/9 is a great place to pick up guys.
Yes, Noodles, we know. A simple utterance of "YUM!", followed by a flapping of your caftan, sends even the most heterosexual man into the throes of lust.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/20/2013|
Are you a cum junkie? Cause we could work on that brand?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/20/2013|
The love child of Bob Evans and Paula Deen. Of course that will turnoff PC Manhattanites, but you're not really into THEM, are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/20/2013|
You don't brand yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/20/2013|
[quote]Something that distinguishes me, that helps me to stand out from the pack...
It takes something black, something brilliant, something cool, something hot, something... Scoundrel!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/20/2013|
Here's one way to establish your brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/20/2013|
OMG OP, lemme suggest your own reality shoe on Bravo. It will like totally help you define your brand. Like fer shure.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/20/2013|
I've definitely branded you a needy bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/20/2013|
I'd smack your face until it fell off!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/20/2013|
Sounds pretentious but this is a real "thing," a concept in business and something that we all supposedly need to do before a job search.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/20/2013|
You mean like Orville Redenbacher, OP?
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|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/20/2013|
C'mon guys, help me out. Here's some more about me that could be of interest. I am a member of a number of professional organizations for those of us in the advertising field. My goal is to be creative director of the top Saatchi & Saatchi brands. I am Saatchi. Saatchi is me. Although I live in HK now, that is temporary. My ultimate goal is to own a sexy loft in Tribeca and a summer house in Southampton.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/20/2013|
You're a Saatchi drone. Marry well.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/20/2013|
Why do you claim to be in New York when you're in Hong Kong?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/20/2013|
you're a loser
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/20/2013|
Hardly, r42. I live in NYC. I have a great job with a superstar company and a clearly defined career track. I am considered very attractive. and have close friends who are all 8's, 9's and 10's. Oh, yeah, and I live in NYC. That one was worth a second mention :). Only a hater would see loser anywhere in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/20/2013|
Come back when you need advice on how to kill yourself. That, I'd be happy to provide.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/20/2013|
[quote]Only a hater...
Using a phrase like that brands you as a combination of Andy Cohen and Chris Cuomo.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/20/2013|
OP, why do you need to brand yourself? Why not just be yourself, work hard and have fun?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/20/2013|
OP is trying to provoke the many morbidly obese members of DL. Don't play along, fatties!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/20/2013|
OP, for anyone to be interested in your "brand", you have to get famous first. That's how it works - you get famous for something, and when you're finally able to cash in, you have to "establish a brand".
If you want to be famous, fuck your dog and tell the press. It works.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/21/2013|
You are not Saatchi, douchebag. And it's quite the has-been agency, not the place to be if you want to establish your brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/21/2013|
Don't look at me, blokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/21/2013|
Isn't the whole 'branding' thing a bunch of corporate mind-fuck bullshit, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/21/2013|
OP, please step into a nice, toasty grease fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/21/2013|
Here ya go, OP asswipe. Just tattoo SAATCHI on your smug mug.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/22/2013|
OP, from a marketing standpoint, it's better if you can describe your brand in few word
In your case those words are "Asshole Douchebag"
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/22/2013|
I can't believer we're at 54 posts, and no one has pointed out that OP supposedly works as a creative in advertising and yet, cannot market himself. In fact, he is so desperate that he asks a bunch of strangers for help. Yeah, I'm sure he's the next Don Draper.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/22/2013|
Not only can't I "believer" it, but r15 beat me to the punch. Faux naive troll indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/22/2013|
Love how the OP continues to make the self-proclaimed sophisticated New York posters look stupid. He's playing you, fools... and commenting on how many of you act.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/22/2013|