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Help me to establish my brand.

A little about me. I'm 24, gay, single, live in NYC (HK, specifically), and work at Saatchi & Saatchi on the creative end. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. My hobbies are the gym, country cooking, and exploring NYC. I have a black lab named Chaos. I'm currently taking an improv class to improve my public speaking skills. My favorite TV shows are New Girl and Modern Family. Gucci and Ralph Lauren are my favorite designers. There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself.

by Anonymousreply 5709/22/2013

I'm gagging.

by Anonymousreply 109/20/2013

Bless his heart.

by Anonymousreply 309/20/2013

[quote]There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself.

How about the word "douche" on your ass?

by Anonymousreply 409/20/2013

"...There's a lot here that's interesting, so lemme know where/how to start branding myself."

start with You will be known and branded within 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 509/20/2013

What brand are your teeth?

Do you let your screaming brats crawl around at restaurants being sociable with other patrons?

Cut or uncut?

Jake Gyllenhaal or Jake Bass?

RU maskulin?

by Anonymousreply 609/20/2013

What does it mean 'establish my brand'.

I'm serious; don't know what that means.

Can you tell me?

by Anonymousreply 709/20/2013

You should brand yourself as a cornfed gym bunny who crashes and burns in epic fashion. Party your ass off and seroconvert by 30.

by Anonymousreply 809/20/2013

Something that distinguishes me, that helps me to stand out from the shine and take the spotlight on social media sites like facebook. btw I'm also addicted to chipotle and have been getting into baseball. I Lemme know if you need more info.

by Anonymousreply 909/20/2013

fuck yourself online, that will stand out

by Anonymousreply 1009/20/2013

[quote]There's a lot here that's interesting

So why did you refrain from putting anything interesting in the OP? Are you going to tell us the interesting things, or just the tedious ones that you listed?

by Anonymousreply 1109/20/2013

[quote]lemme know

"lemme" ??? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 1209/20/2013

This has to be a joke post. (here's hoping)

by Anonymousreply 1309/20/2013

Your brand:

by Anonymousreply 1409/20/2013

OP is a faux naive troll hoping to be ripped to shreds for presenting a commonplace bio and asking how to make himself memorable and distinctive. The irony is that he pretends to work in the branding industry. Get it?

by Anonymousreply 1509/20/2013

Bravo, OP. I laughed!

Love your satire.

Good job yanking their chains so far.

by Anonymousreply 1609/20/2013

"Something that distinguishes me.."

That you're a total top. A rarity in Hell's Kitchen.

"that helps me to stand out from the pack.."

That your body is all natural.

"to shine and take the spotlight on social media"

Knock 2 0r 3 years off your age.

"I'm also addicted to chipotle and have been getting into baseball."

Oh God! Another bottom...

by Anonymousreply 1709/20/2013

[quote] country cooking

What's that?

by Anonymousreply 1809/20/2013

Funny OP- nicely done!

by Anonymousreply 1909/20/2013

Jesus Pete: Your BRAND. For fuck's sakes!

by Anonymousreply 2009/20/2013

Just say you're a yuppie throwback with an eyebrow constantly arched in self-referential irony.

Either that, or "I am the void."

by Anonymousreply 2109/20/2013

Suggest you contact Log Cabin Repukes.

by Anonymousreply 2209/20/2013

OP has described a co-worker he cannot stand.

by Anonymousreply 2309/20/2013

I suppose you only eat 'Farm Fresh' butter. Twat.

by Anonymousreply 2409/20/2013

[quote](HK, specifically)

I'll assume HK stands for Hell's Kitchen? I'm from NY and have never heard another human refer to it that way.

by Anonymousreply 2509/20/2013

FWIW I see people write HK all the time R25, especially on CL and Scruff.

There are lots of tops in HK too. I have found the Chipotle on 44/9 is a great place to pick up guys.

by Anonymousreply 2609/20/2013

[quote]I have found the Chipotle on 44/9 is a great place to pick up guys.

Yes, Noodles, we know. A simple utterance of "YUM!", followed by a flapping of your caftan, sends even the most heterosexual man into the throes of lust.

by Anonymousreply 2709/20/2013

Are you a cum junkie? Cause we could work on that brand?

by Anonymousreply 2809/20/2013

The love child of Bob Evans and Paula Deen. Of course that will turnoff PC Manhattanites, but you're not really into THEM, are you?

by Anonymousreply 2909/20/2013

You don't brand yourself.

by Anonymousreply 3009/20/2013

[quote]Something that distinguishes me, that helps me to stand out from the pack...

It takes something black, something brilliant, something cool, something hot, something... Scoundrel!

by Anonymousreply 3109/20/2013

Here's one way to establish your brand.

by Anonymousreply 3209/20/2013

OMG OP, lemme suggest your own reality shoe on Bravo. It will like totally help you define your brand. Like fer shure.

by Anonymousreply 3309/20/2013

I've definitely branded you a needy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3409/20/2013

I'd smack your face until it fell off!

by Anonymousreply 3509/20/2013

Sounds pretentious but this is a real "thing," a concept in business and something that we all supposedly need to do before a job search.

by Anonymousreply 3609/20/2013

You mean like Orville Redenbacher, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3709/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 3809/20/2013

C'mon guys, help me out. Here's some more about me that could be of interest. I am a member of a number of professional organizations for those of us in the advertising field. My goal is to be creative director of the top Saatchi & Saatchi brands. I am Saatchi. Saatchi is me. Although I live in HK now, that is temporary. My ultimate goal is to own a sexy loft in Tribeca and a summer house in Southampton.

by Anonymousreply 3909/20/2013

You're a Saatchi drone. Marry well.

by Anonymousreply 4009/20/2013

Why do you claim to be in New York when you're in Hong Kong?

by Anonymousreply 4109/20/2013

you're a loser

by Anonymousreply 4209/20/2013

Hardly, r42. I live in NYC. I have a great job with a superstar company and a clearly defined career track. I am considered very attractive. and have close friends who are all 8's, 9's and 10's. Oh, yeah, and I live in NYC. That one was worth a second mention :). Only a hater would see loser anywhere in there.

by Anonymousreply 4309/20/2013

Come back when you need advice on how to kill yourself. That, I'd be happy to provide.

by Anonymousreply 4409/20/2013

[quote]Only a hater...

Using a phrase like that brands you as a combination of Andy Cohen and Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 4509/20/2013

OP, why do you need to brand yourself? Why not just be yourself, work hard and have fun?

by Anonymousreply 4609/20/2013

OP is trying to provoke the many morbidly obese members of DL. Don't play along, fatties!

by Anonymousreply 4709/20/2013

OP, for anyone to be interested in your "brand", you have to get famous first. That's how it works - you get famous for something, and when you're finally able to cash in, you have to "establish a brand".

If you want to be famous, fuck your dog and tell the press. It works.

by Anonymousreply 4809/21/2013

You are not Saatchi, douchebag. And it's quite the has-been agency, not the place to be if you want to establish your brand.

by Anonymousreply 4909/21/2013

Don't look at me, blokes.

by Anonymousreply 5009/21/2013

Isn't the whole 'branding' thing a bunch of corporate mind-fuck bullshit, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 5109/21/2013

OP, please step into a nice, toasty grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 5209/21/2013

Here ya go, OP asswipe. Just tattoo SAATCHI on your smug mug.

by Anonymousreply 5309/22/2013

OP, from a marketing standpoint, it's better if you can describe your brand in few word

In your case those words are "Asshole Douchebag"

by Anonymousreply 5409/22/2013

I can't believer we're at 54 posts, and no one has pointed out that OP supposedly works as a creative in advertising and yet, cannot market himself. In fact, he is so desperate that he asks a bunch of strangers for help. Yeah, I'm sure he's the next Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 5509/22/2013

Not only can't I "believer" it, but r15 beat me to the punch. Faux naive troll indeed.

by Anonymousreply 5609/22/2013

Love how the OP continues to make the self-proclaimed sophisticated New York posters look stupid. He's playing you, fools... and commenting on how many of you act.

by Anonymousreply 5709/22/2013
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