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Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Playing The Eagles

A woman in South Carolina stabbed her boyfriend for listening to The Eagles. It seems that Vernett Bader, was watching TV when her live-in boyfriend started playing the fucking Eagles. She asked him to turn it down and he didn’t. Don Henley’s wistful whines and Joe Walsh’s overbearing guitar licks became too much for her and she grabbed a bread knife and cut him. He then hid in the bathroom until the cops came. It’s unclear which song drove her over the edge, though if I had to guess I’d say it was probably Desperado. That’s an insidious harmony that will drive you to murderous intent. Metaphorically we’re all stuck in the Hotel California, Vernett forgot that you can check out anytime you like, but you can NEVER leave.

by Anonymousreply 1309/21/2013

Seems reasonable.

by Anonymousreply 109/20/2013

Poor thing has done her own highlights.

by Anonymousreply 209/20/2013

Vernett Bader! Even the name reeks of the Piggly Wiggly!!!

by Anonymousreply 309/20/2013

Guy in Gary just killed his wife for making tacos. He called the cops and calmly explained the situation.

by Anonymousreply 409/20/2013

Glenn Frey and Don Henley drive me into murderous rages, too.

by Anonymousreply 509/20/2013

One of These Knives

by Anonymousreply 609/20/2013

He was disrespecting Vernett. Thus, she was forced to stab him.

by Anonymousreply 709/20/2013

W&W R6 - well played!

by Anonymousreply 809/20/2013

I'm not sure what's happening to me. My first thought was this was a fantasy football related crime.

by Anonymousreply 909/20/2013

I'm with you, r9. I didn't understand why she hated Philly so much.

by Anonymousreply 1009/20/2013

You go, girl.

by Anonymousreply 1109/20/2013

R8 has a very low threshold for humor.

by Anonymousreply 1209/21/2013

[quote]her live-in boyfriend

Live-in relationships are more violent than marriage. When will people get a clue?

by Anonymousreply 1309/21/2013
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