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Where's all the hate for Matt Damon?

Damon seems like the ONLY straight male celebrity who we don't cut down here.

He must really be the most beautiful straight man on the planet for you bitches to not have a bad word to say about him.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1809/22/2013

Elysium was trash.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 109/20/2013

Matt Damon is literally Hitler.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 209/20/2013

Wait...is that Bradley Cooper...grouped in with straight men? I had to look twice to be sure, then I just laughed my ass off.

Thanks OP, I was having a rough day.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 309/20/2013

Wait, is Matt Damon lumped in with the straight guys?

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 409/20/2013

That Damon Butt® of course!

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 509/20/2013

Sometimes he gets pudgy and has moobs.

He and Ben swap handjobs.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 609/20/2013

R6, I'd love to suckle on his moobs.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 709/20/2013

It's coming from inside the house.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 809/20/2013

You can`t trash such SWEET STUFF.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 909/20/2013

He's a nice guy OP. The male equivalent of Dolly Parton.

That's why not.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1009/20/2013

I don't hate him, but I've always been mystified by the fawning.

He often delivers good performances, and outside his film roles comes off as modest (without being too cloyingly "aw shucks" about it in the George Clooney manner), and voicing soundly liberal political/soclal convictions without seeming strategic and self-serving in it.

For all those very nice things, there's little that I love. Part of it owes to his loos which are bland, pasty and pudgy; even toned up he looks like a Ken doll, smooth, hairless, a bit plastic and turned out from a mold and not very memorable. He's one of those men whose looks are caught in time always as some older version of his seven-year-old boy with a cowlick self.

Excepting a few reactions in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" his best performances are good but not memorable in the short or long term (by contrast, Timothy Spall, pastier, pudgier, far less attractive, without a hint of anything dashing about him turns in memorable performances - and perceptive interviews).

His big plump ass doesn't do a thing for me, and while not unattractive there's nothing at all physically attractive about him - extending from his looks to his presence.

He's the guy you met at a party once, had a very nice conversation for 20 minutes, and never thought about again.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1109/20/2013

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by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1209/20/2013

Why do you think he's bisexual, R12?

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1309/20/2013

Up.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1409/21/2013

He's a babe.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1509/21/2013

1. Bradley cooper is not straight. 2. No. Jon Hamm is not hated here.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1609/21/2013

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by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1709/21/2013

What R16 said.

by by: Ben, Brad, Bradley Cooper, the restreply 1809/22/2013
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