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Words and phrases that only assholes use

"Haters gonna hate!"

"the gay agenda"

What else?

by Anonymousreply 26210/01/2013

"back in the day"

"my bad"

calling guys "guy"

by Anonymousreply 109/19/2013

"brah"

and anything associated with it.

by Anonymousreply 209/19/2013

at the end of the day

by Anonymousreply 309/19/2013

"The gay lifestyle."

It's a LIFE, you asshole. Just like your life is not a 'lifestsyle.'

by Anonymousreply 409/19/2013

don't hate the player, hate the game

by Anonymousreply 509/19/2013

Good one, r4. If someone says "the gay lifestyle" you just know he/she is a piece of crap.

by Anonymousreply 609/19/2013

On that note, r4, "sexual preference". I didn't think much about these terms before and thought they were harmless PC-isms till it was pointed out here. Really nasty connotations there.

The worst is "alternative lifestyle".

Eric Mabius of Ugly Betty says it, and I know he doesn't mean anything and is probably trying to be PC but it just sounds so horrible and condescending.

by Anonymousreply 709/19/2013

"Baby Mama."

by Anonymousreply 809/19/2013

"fail"

"no homo"

by Anonymousreply 909/19/2013

"femme" instead of effeminate

by Anonymousreply 1009/19/2013

"Sorry, no ________....just a preference"

by Anonymousreply 1109/19/2013

Internalized homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 1209/19/2013

"That's not Cheyenne Jackson in that jerk-off video!"

by Anonymousreply 1309/19/2013

treehugger

libtard

drinking the Kool-aid

YOLO

touching base

low-hanging fruit

trending on Twitter

by Anonymousreply 1609/19/2013

"Words and phrases that only assholes use"

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

by Anonymousreply 1709/19/2013

"trending" in ANY context.

by Anonymousreply 1809/19/2013

[quote]Hope and Change.

R14, you freeper fuck, go die in a grease fire, you cunt!

(Damn, that really *does* feel good to type! :-)

Anyhow, darlin', thanks for making us think about rethuglicans--lots of assholes, and asshole words and phrases there!

* Compassionate conservatives * values voter * intelligent design * freedom fighter * God said it, I read, that settles it * We Christians ain't perfect; just forgiven. * All hat, no cattle * That dog don't hunt * Don't mess with Texas

by Anonymousreply 1909/19/2013

"Don't mess with Texas" is a litter control slogan.

by Anonymousreply 2009/19/2013

"Prayers needed"

"I'll keep you in my prayers"

by Anonymousreply 2109/19/2013

But I'm with ya r19 on the sentiment.

by Anonymousreply 2209/19/2013

Pray the gay away

by Anonymousreply 2309/19/2013

"Don't fuck with me, I'm from New York"

by Anonymousreply 2409/19/2013

"Bro" (If said by white guy)

by Anonymousreply 2509/19/2013

Any of the new polari from idiotic teen messageboards:

pressed

drag

you mad?

by Anonymousreply 2609/19/2013

"Bro" if said by anyone.

by Anonymousreply 2709/19/2013

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

by Anonymousreply 2809/19/2013

I'm blessed.

by Anonymousreply 2909/19/2013

"No Homo"

by Anonymousreply 3009/19/2013

Branding or "My brand"

by Anonymousreply 3109/19/2013

"Chaz Bono Looks Amazing"

by Anonymousreply 3209/19/2013

Reductive

by Anonymousreply 3309/19/2013

"In this space"

by Anonymousreply 3409/19/2013

"It's all good."

Really? Syria? Massacres? Holocausts? Fox News?

by Anonymousreply 3509/19/2013

What would Jesus do?

by Anonymousreply 3609/19/2013

Sexual preference.

Alternative lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 3709/19/2013

"I'm an alpha-male."

by Anonymousreply 3809/19/2013

Dude

Crazy (as in crazy busy, crazy good)

by Anonymousreply 3909/19/2013

I DO love you! Why don't you get that?

by Anonymousreply 4209/19/2013

Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 4309/19/2013

Hi, troll at r40 and r41! Thanks for providing us with examples of things an asshole would say!

by Anonymousreply 4609/19/2013

Va-jay-jay

Booty call

Hater

Most portmanteaus like sexting

by Anonymousreply 4709/19/2013

[quote]Why listen to a gay guy criticize someone's food. After all they spend their free time eating out a guys ass in rest stops.

This thread must disappear!

by Anonymousreply 4809/19/2013

I PROTEST!!! I've never eaten at a rest stop!!!

by Anonymousreply 4909/19/2013

Keep Christ in Christmas

by Anonymousreply 5009/19/2013

Cowboy/cowgirl up!

...just sayin'

Can I borrow you for a minute?

by Anonymousreply 5109/19/2013

No worries No problem Not a problem My pleasure (from Chick Fil A)

I hate all of those phrases!

by Anonymousreply 5209/19/2013

Just sayin is a great one

by Anonymousreply 5309/19/2013

HEY! I've always wanted to be Ethel Merman !

by Anonymousreply 5509/19/2013

Just like all keyboard warriors wish they had the balls to stand up to their mommy in real life so they just hide out trolling in gay sites instead R54.

by Anonymousreply 5609/19/2013

It only hurts for a minute

by Anonymousreply 5709/19/2013

ha8ers spelled like that.

by Anonymousreply 5809/19/2013

kewl

by Anonymousreply 5909/19/2013

"I don't know who to trust anymore"

some asshole told me this after eight months of dating and I spent the whole time coddling the asshole cuz he was suffering a breakup.

Then he gave me, "I can't see you tonight, I'm waiting for the pool man to fix my pool". This was a Sat night.

by Anonymousreply 6009/19/2013

YOLO, LOL, adorbs, totes, amazeballs, and my alltime favorite, no offence - if you think what you've said might be offensive then why the fuck did you say it? Always used by passive-aggressive cunts.

by Anonymousreply 6109/19/2013

Whenever one of you says "frau".

by Anonymousreply 6209/19/2013

special snowflake

by Anonymousreply 6309/19/2013

Good morning.

by Anonymousreply 6409/19/2013

By X, I mean Y And by Y, I mean Z

by Anonymousreply 6509/19/2013

Are your kidding me? Are you kidding me right now??

by Anonymousreply 6609/19/2013

frau

by Anonymousreply 6709/19/2013

he swishes when he walks

by Anonymousreply 6809/19/2013

No offence but....

by Anonymousreply 6909/19/2013

"The last time I checked, …"

by Anonymousreply 7009/19/2013

Mitt Romney

by Anonymousreply 7109/19/2013

Entitlement

Activist

Tinfoil

Hopey-changey

Bottom-line

Playbook

Talking point

Exhibit A

New Age

Superfood

Prepper

Survivalist

Paleo- anything

Rack and beef curtains for breasts

Pro-life

-gate, as in Obama-gate

Obama- anything, as in Obamacare

Gaying (verb)

Sapphic

Liberal Republican

Laissez faire (even the YAF "laissez fairy" sounds better)

Compassionate capitalism

Junk science

Hardnosed

Hardcore

Hard money

Hard- anything

Home invasion

Rogue anything, as in Palin going rogue

Exceptionalism

Neo- anything. Just say asshole

Satanic anything

Illuminati

Blowback

Culture war

The new normal, the new 65 (Republican-speak for the minimal age of 80, when you can collect SS)

-speak anything, as in the above

by Anonymousreply 7209/19/2013

Whatevs!

Totes!

Adorbs!

by Anonymousreply 7309/19/2013

"seriously???" - ugh! vomit! "duhhhh" - d.u.m.b. "dew whaaaat?" - first of all Bubba, no one said to do anything!!!

by Anonymousreply 7409/19/2013

instagram that shit!

hashtag

i know......right????

bff

by Anonymousreply 7509/20/2013

Baby bump. She's fucking PREGNANT, you asshole!

by Anonymousreply 7609/20/2013

check your privilege

demisexual

adorkable

I can't.

Want. Now.

ratchet

by Anonymousreply 7809/20/2013

Pity party

Deregulate

Lavender anything

Pink anything

This won't stand

Liberal-fascist

Feminazi

Tough love

This hurts me more than it does....

Inner city

Welfare mother

Ghetto anything

Rape (as in corporations were raped by Obama's new tax bill)

Euro- anything

opt-in, opt-out

racial tension

racial preference

racial anything

norming

Soccer Mom/Dad

Drudge-like terms such as "breaking," "developing"

Bummer

WTSHTF

TEOTWAWKI

TINSTAAFL

by Anonymousreply 7909/20/2013

Really?

What part of____don't you understand?

I wouldn't take that from a white man/woman.

Go back where you come from!

You must be from New York, San Francisco, etc.

She's so...handsome!

by Anonymousreply 8009/20/2013

I swear if I hear the phrases "live in the moment", "raise your vibration" or "practice mindfulness" one more time ...

by Anonymousreply 8109/20/2013

What's old is new again

by Anonymousreply 8209/20/2013

OMG, I am SUCH a nerd!!

(no you aren't. nerds don't like being nerds, idiot.)

by Anonymousreply 8309/20/2013

FART!!

by Anonymousreply 8409/20/2013

Dude

It makes me flinch. But yes, Bro or Brother is worse unless your name is Leroy

by Anonymousreply 8509/20/2013

Chem Friendly

Party Supplies

by Anonymousreply 8609/20/2013

R 17-- HAHAHAHA.

Others: "Whatever's clever" "Truth!"

by Anonymousreply 8709/20/2013

Nucular

by Anonymousreply 8809/20/2013

"That's Ghetto" "Illegals" "That's so gay"

by Anonymousreply 8909/20/2013

Wow, r72 r79 r80, that's a lot of stuff. Just for your information, 'beef curtains' doesn't mean breasts.... You need yo look lower.

by Anonymousreply 9009/20/2013

"Trust."

by Anonymousreply 9109/20/2013

[quote]Rack and beef curtains for breasts

Beef curtains does NOT mean breasts, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 9209/20/2013

[quote]WTSHTF TEOTWAWKI TINSTAAFL

Wtf do those mean? Never seen or heard them before.

by Anonymousreply 9309/20/2013

Oh, that reminds me: SMH [as in, "shaking my head."]

Drives me fucking BATSHIT FURIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 9409/20/2013

R93 Try Acronym Finder.

Here's TINSTAAFL:

by Anonymousreply 9509/20/2013

Don't get all butt-hurt

Really? REALLY?

Just sayin'

Whatevs

by Anonymousreply 9609/20/2013

Delusional is a DL favorite.

by Anonymousreply 9709/20/2013

br0

brah

g0y (instead of gay)

by Anonymousreply 9809/20/2013

you sound fat

by Anonymousreply 9909/20/2013

lol, white ppl

no1curr

by Anonymousreply 10009/20/2013

random

methinks

meh

by Anonymousreply 10109/20/2013

Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in: Tammy Cruise

And E$pecially U$ing dollar $igns when talking about the Church of $cientology. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that fucking amazing?

by Anonymousreply 10209/20/2013

[r92] + Preparation H = Dr. Laura's hemorrhoids

by Anonymousreply 10309/20/2013

24-7

At this point in time

Epic

Retard

Racial / Racialism

by Anonymousreply 10409/20/2013

Politcally correct.

by Anonymousreply 10509/20/2013

Lamestream media

by Anonymousreply 10609/20/2013

epic fail. It fails, epically.

by Anonymousreply 10709/20/2013

"The real America"

"Real Americans"

"The heartland"

"Small town values"

"San Francisco" used as a slur.

by Anonymousreply 10809/20/2013

[quote]Rack and beef curtains for breasts

Good lord, you're stupid.

by Anonymousreply 10909/20/2013

"Butt-hurt". It's clearly homophobic but I still see it used here constantly.

by Anonymousreply 11009/20/2013

"Only God can judge me."

No bitch, I can, and you're awful.

by Anonymousreply 11109/20/2013

"Fixed that for you."

by Anonymousreply 11209/20/2013

Let me be clear ( followed by big lie).

by Anonymousreply 11309/20/2013

Sheeple Amazing Massive Epic Hot Hottie Stunning It's a trust thing I choose being strong and active

by Anonymousreply 11409/20/2013

I am the baguette sticking out of the heroine's shopping bag as she returns from the market.

by Anonymousreply 11609/20/2013

[quote]"Butt-hurt". It's clearly homophobic but I still see it used here constantly.

I love to use it to someone who is truly butt-hurt. It means you're so stupid to let people see that you're butthurt.

by Anonymousreply 11709/20/2013

"Yup"

by Anonymousreply 11809/20/2013

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

by Anonymousreply 11909/20/2013

I say that, R119, but I never write "about" as "'bout."

by Anonymousreply 12009/20/2013

Whatever

by Anonymousreply 12109/20/2013

masculine, as it is used on DL

by Anonymousreply 12209/20/2013

Meme

by Anonymousreply 12309/20/2013

I'm bi, I'm not a flamer like gay guys are. I like other bi guys because they're more "Alpha".

by Anonymousreply 12409/20/2013

It's all good.

It is what it is.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

by Anonymousreply 12509/20/2013

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, R124.

by Anonymousreply 12609/20/2013

At the End of the Day .... Moving Forward It is what it is I Understand (code for, 'I hear you but I'm not gonna do anything about it ...)

by Anonymousreply 12709/20/2013

Str8.

by Anonymousreply 12809/20/2013

bisexual

by Anonymousreply 12909/20/2013

[quote]Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in: Tammy Cruise

Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in every Anderson Cooper thread.

by Anonymousreply 13009/20/2013

Str8t acting

Whenever someone survives a disaster and says "The lord was watching over me/them."

by Anonymousreply 13109/20/2013

"You're welcome" -- when I never thanked you in the first place.

Maybe I'm not thankful, you presumptuous fuckface!

by Anonymousreply 13209/20/2013

Windows 8 is awesome

by Anonymousreply 13309/20/2013

Heard on Midtown sidewalk this morning: "Team building is important."

by Anonymousreply 13409/20/2013

Haven't gone through the whole thread, but "yum."

by Anonymousreply 13509/20/2013

WORKPLACE LINGUA ASSHOLICA:

"Well, to be honest, blah, blah, blah..." Oh, so you have to alert me when what crosses your lips is true because your default setting is to lie?

"Could I interrupt for one quick second?" First, you *are* interrupting, idiot, so asking for permission to do so is pointless. Second, there is neither a quick second nor a slow second. Third, we both know your interruption is likely to be several minutes in length.

"Man, the optics of this situation, I'm just not feelin' them." "Optics?" How about "appearances," numbskull? Also, why should you ever be feeling appearances? You can see them, and then judge them--positively, negatively, or neutrally--but you don't feel them.

by Anonymousreply 13609/20/2013

"It is what it is"...it is just a cop-out.

by Anonymousreply 13709/20/2013

She can't dance, her body looked like hell.

by Anonymousreply 13809/20/2013

Next guest please.

by Anonymousreply 13909/20/2013

Describing a neighborhood as "exclusive".

by Anonymousreply 14309/20/2013

[[r109]] + [r92] = right wing colon cancer + coffee enema

by Anonymousreply 14409/20/2013

Big girl panties

Sleeps (for nights)

by Anonymousreply 14509/20/2013

"it is what it is"

"bestie"

"BFF"

"cookies" (instead of "ass" or "butt")

by Anonymousreply 14609/20/2013

[quote]"back in the day"

What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it other than a lot of specific, but unimportant, detail in the current conversation.

by Anonymousreply 14709/21/2013

"She's of the female persuasion".

In fact the use of the word persuasion in any context similar to the above.

by Anonymousreply 14909/21/2013

"I like pussy".

by Anonymousreply 15009/21/2013

I’ve had qualms.

by Anonymousreply 15109/21/2013

Calling America "The States"

The UK.

by Anonymousreply 15209/21/2013

"What do people say instead?"

In olden days.

by Anonymousreply 15309/21/2013

"think outside the box"

by Anonymousreply 15409/21/2013

"no problem" instead of "you're welcome"

by Anonymousreply 15509/21/2013

[r148], I love you! Please join us Republicans at the link below and help reclaim the children of America!

by Anonymousreply 15609/21/2013

R148:[quote]They see nothing past approval for they're sucking cock.

by Anonymousreply 15709/21/2013

R153, I think I'll try that, starting today.

by Anonymousreply 15809/21/2013

[quote]What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it other than a lot of specific, but unimportant, detail in the current conversation. r147

Yeterday... Last week... Last month... Last year...

When I was 10,20,30

I was in grade school/highschool/college when...

English is quite flexible. Surely you can come up with something that doesn't sound so painfully Hipster and contrived.

by Anonymousreply 15909/21/2013

[quote]Calling America "The States"

Canada and Mexico are also "America" It's the name of the WHOLE continent.

Saying "The States" is actually more specific than saying America.

by Anonymousreply 16009/21/2013

"In the know"

by Anonymousreply 16109/21/2013

Any type of corporate douche speak like "Synergy"

by Anonymousreply 16209/21/2013

The thing is, R159, when you get older, so many things are "back in the day." And I've been saying it since well before I knew about hipsters.

by Anonymousreply 16309/21/2013

oh noes

Jesus is the reason for the season

my bad

by Anonymousreply 16409/21/2013

My work, a non-profit, is a hotbed of corporate speak:

"Best Practices" "Talking Points" "Speak to that" "Culture", especially "This is against our culture." "Value Add" "A 100 Million Dollar Non-Profit" I could go on, but I need to start sending out resumes...

by Anonymousreply 16509/21/2013

Biznasty2point0

by Anonymousreply 16609/21/2013

"Follow the money"

by Anonymousreply 16709/21/2013

I don't believe in labels.

by Anonymousreply 16809/21/2013

Homosexualist

by Anonymousreply 16909/21/2013

I know, R169. Where does that even come from?

by Anonymousreply 17009/21/2013

>>>> Canada and Mexico are also "America" It's the name of the WHOLE continent. Saying "The States" is actually more specific than saying America.

Canada and Mexico have names of their own. Only assholes say 'The States'.

by Anonymousreply 17109/21/2013

Asshole

by Anonymousreply 17209/21/2013

Reinvent the wheel. Boil the ocean. Drink the Kool-Aid.

by Anonymousreply 17309/21/2013

Liberal media.

by Anonymousreply 17509/21/2013

R147, you might try "hitherto fore"

by Anonymousreply 17609/21/2013

R170, Gore Vidal ( for one -- and perhaps the only one) claimed that there were no homosexual people, only homosexual acts, and that the people who preferred them (or just participated in them) were homosexualists.

by Anonymousreply 17709/21/2013

Thanks, R177.

by Anonymousreply 17809/21/2013

"Everything happens for a reason". No it doesn't. Life is random. People only say this when something horrible and unplanned happens and it's not comforting. Your whole family died in a freak avalanche? Well, there was some mystical reason and one day it will all make sense and you will feel soooooooo much better!!!

by Anonymousreply 17909/21/2013

Homosexualists.

by Anonymousreply 18009/22/2013

Susan G. Komen's leadership can't speak anything BUT ass-holian. Total corporate-speak.

by Anonymousreply 18109/22/2013

How about those ass-hats who are always 'reaching out' to someone, instead of just contacting them or (oh-my-gawd!) *calling* them. This is typical vocabularly of p.r. people.

by Anonymousreply 18209/22/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 18309/22/2013

Me this, or Me that. Me, Me, Me, I, I, I.

by Anonymousreply 18409/22/2013

R183 R184 I first noticed it in the '70s. I was a waiter on the UES while going to school, and a couple of times, some douchebag pointed and asked "Is that table nearing completion?"

"Nearing completion"? Really?

And then "impact" became a verb, and today, "fail" is a noun.

by Anonymousreply 18509/22/2013

[quote]Me this, or Me that. Me, Me, Me, I, I, I

Me Likey.

by Anonymousreply 18609/22/2013

Likey

by Anonymousreply 18709/22/2013

Tolerance

Sexual preference

He/she can love whoever he chooses to love

Lifestyle

I have gay friends, I'm familiar with the lifestyle

by Anonymousreply 18809/22/2013

I would like to record you people (without your knowledge) for 24 hours. I have no doubt that most, or all, of you would use words and phrases in this thread, as well as assholisms that have not been posted.

by Anonymousreply 18909/22/2013

"make some noise!" If I am watching a live musical performance on television and the performer says this I change the channel.

by Anonymousreply 19009/22/2013

[quote] What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it

I say, "back in the olden days," or "In ancient times, we used to get up to turn the channel."

In the olden days, in olden times, in antiquity, at the dawn of time, when I was a kid, etc.

by Anonymousreply 19109/22/2013

I wanted to share this moment/experience with you.

by Anonymousreply 19209/22/2013

I agree with R182, I find 'reaching out' to be so cringe-makingly awful that it makes Hawaii Five-0 unwatchable. Not the terrible plots, the wooden acting, the sophomoric dialogue, it's the constant reaching out that does it. I used to watch it now and then for Alex O'Loughlin but unless he was offering a reach around then the reaching out is a reach too far.

Also hate have a blessed day.

by Anonymousreply 19309/22/2013

Straight-acting

God doesn't make junk

With all due respect

Bring your "A" game

Threw under the bus

I'm not here to make friends

by Anonymousreply 19409/22/2013

R186, how funny that you use the asshole fad word of the moment 'Really?' when you recite the 'is the table near completion' phrase.

by Anonymousreply 19509/22/2013

"Allahu Akbar!"

by Anonymousreply 19609/22/2013

Is it?

by Anonymousreply 19709/22/2013

Really? r197

by Anonymousreply 19809/22/2013

"I feel bad for her" -- just say that you sympathize with her (but don't say that you feel her pain).

by Anonymousreply 19909/22/2013

Can we all just agree that anyone who says "low-hanging fruit" irony-free deserves slapping? It's been agreed to be a douche-exclusive phrase in 3 different threads today.

by Anonymousreply 20009/22/2013

R202, don't be so cheeky. You know you love it.

by Anonymousreply 20109/22/2013

This a work hard, play hard environment.

by Anonymousreply 20209/22/2013

bump

by Anonymousreply 20309/22/2013

"I have a strong personality" - no you don't. You're just obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 20409/22/2013

"Reach out" gets my vote as well, r182. Perhaps it's appropriate when phoning an AA buddy who has strayed from the 12 steps, or writing a letter to your mother who disowned you, but in most other situations "contact" will do just fine.

My former colleagues at an educational publishing firm fucking LOVED corporate speak. I heard "reach out" about one million times daily, along with such gems as "best practices," "ideate," "actionable items" (yeah, you freaks, some of the shit that goes on here is actionable, but not the way you think), "bubble up" (this one always sounded like a reference to some unsavory bodily function), "circle back," "lock and load," "impact" used as a verb, "impactful," "on a granular level," "let me puree that for you," "value added," "core competencies," "buy-in," "moving parts," "scalable," and probably hundreds of others that I thankfully can't recall at the moment.

Ugh. These babbling dolts were supposed to be guiding students to love and master reading and writing, and this was the best they could do with their own language?

by Anonymousreply 20509/23/2013

Fugly.

by Anonymousreply 20609/23/2013

Clearly used instead of obviously or apparently or anything else. I swear, if I have a cable news channel on for a few hours I must hear *clearly* at least 300 times.

by Anonymousreply 20709/23/2013

"I swear."

by Anonymousreply 20809/23/2013

Madonna just wrote about the "haters."

by Anonymousreply 20909/23/2013

[quote]Using "asshole" as an insult is mildly homophobic.

Oh, please, r211. I can buy your argument where "butthurt" is concerned, but "asshole" as an insult is not meant to suggest the idea of anal sex; it's just meant to liken the recipient of the insult to the ignominious body part from whence comes shit.

by Anonymousreply 21009/23/2013

Anyone who says or writes nonsense about 'pairing' a certain wine with a certain food. JEEBUS PETE!!!! Why can't you just say 'serving'. Pairing sounds like you're going to mate the two. And that would make a mess!

by Anonymousreply 21109/23/2013

Boypussy,

manpussy,

and especially,

Mussy.

by Anonymousreply 21209/23/2013

"Our thoughts and our prayers go out to the families of..."

yeah,right...

by Anonymousreply 21309/23/2013

Yeah, I second the vote for 'our hearts and prayers go out to ....' It makes my blood boil: So vapid, so trite. So LAZY. So dismissive. It's meaningless and always has been. People just boop it out, mindlessly, and then go about their lives.

by Anonymousreply 21409/23/2013

Cutesy shit such as "sammies" for sandwiches chaps my ass and makes me question whether the speaker is of subnormal intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 21509/23/2013

On that note, any kind of baby talk.

"wittle bobby need his sammie"

(add in reference to self in 3rd person)

by Anonymousreply 21609/23/2013

Here in the South, everyone seems to refer to children as 'kiddos'. It makes me want to stab someone.

by Anonymousreply 21709/23/2013

"Cheese-dick"

by Anonymousreply 21809/23/2013

Lensing of the film begins Monday.

by Anonymousreply 21909/23/2013

icon/iconic

supermodel

by Anonymousreply 22009/23/2013

Anything in 'hipster talk', like this ridiculous sentence: "A chipper is giving a frado the frigidaire." WTF?

Just look at this nonsense, hipsters are insufferable!

bronson - beer

bust a moby - to dance

chipper - a woman who's easy

clothesline - the gossip that is on the scene

cronkite - boy

deck - a key word for most Hipsters, similar in meaning to the antiquated fresh. To be deck is to be up on the latest trends, cutting edge, and/or hip.

fin - the opposite of deck, similar to outdated terms like "wack" and "lame."

frado - an ugly guy who thinks he's good-looking

the frigidaire - the cold shoulder

jerry - a stoner or hippie

kale - money

midtown - uncultured or unhip

piece - cell phone

shitter - someone who constantly looks like he/she is taking a shit.

tassel - girl

by Anonymousreply 22109/23/2013

I did not know hipsters talked this way. It is insufferable, but as long as hipster boys continue to wear girls' jeans, especially cords, I can deal.

by Anonymousreply 22209/23/2013

r219 wins!

THREAD CLOSED!

by Anonymousreply 22309/23/2013

"Can you do me a solid?"

Bitch slap

by Anonymousreply 22409/23/2013

I've never heard any of those hipster words used in any context. Are we talking about modern hipsters or are these from the beatnik era?

by Anonymousreply 22509/23/2013

Somebody at a business meeting recently used the expression "belt and suspenders" a couple of times.

by Anonymousreply 22609/23/2013

R219 add "appies" to that as well.

by Anonymousreply 22709/23/2013

'Help me understand' what 'belt and suspenders' refers to, besides the literal translation? I'm out of the business-speak arena -- thank GOD!

by Anonymousreply 22809/24/2013

Because I, like you, R229, was, like, "WTF" over all this hipsterical terminology, I googled "frado," thinking it probably should have been "fredo," after the character in The Godfather. Turns out there's a "Hipster Handbook." Click on "glossary" and there you are.

by Anonymousreply 22909/24/2013

'Help me understand' what 'belt and suspenders' refers to, besides the literal translation? I'm out of the business-speak arena -- thank GOD!

It's used to describe 2 ways to keep something bad from happening (in other words, you don't want to be caught with your pants down so you wear a belt AND suspenders, in case one fails).

We used it a lot when designing store systems. It referred to two ways to do something in case of a failure. For example, if a store's register #1 was responsible for obtaining credit authorization and that computer went down, authorizations would fail over to register #2. But we gave register #3 the same ability in the rare case of both registers 1 and 2 went down. So register #2 was the belt, and register #3 was the suspenders, thus insuring the store would always receive credit authorization.

by Anonymousreply 23009/24/2013

Oooh! "Mannies and peddies" WOW, I hate that one.

by Anonymousreply 23109/24/2013

One of my latest peeves is "curate" or "curated by" when used for anyone other than an actual curator.

by Anonymousreply 23209/24/2013

Thanks, -r234-. That makes perfect sense and I can see how it would be over-used. -r235- Good one. I hate 'mannies and peddies', too. Grrrrrr-rrrrrrrrr! Used by legions of smug, entitled professional mommies or young women who think they are living out an episode of Sex in the City. Barf.

by Anonymousreply 23309/25/2013

R236 is spot on. I have a 'friend' who claims she won't access news sources since her friends 'curate' her news for her on her Facebook newsfeed. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 23409/25/2013

Anything that come out from an asswipe's mouth. Asswipes are worse than assholes. Atleast assholes are truthful and honest.

by Anonymousreply 23509/25/2013

"I hate to say it."

by Anonymousreply 23609/25/2013

"per"

by Anonymousreply 23709/25/2013

Nails it

Wins!

Thread Closed

by Anonymousreply 23809/25/2013

It's not rocket science

by Anonymousreply 23909/25/2013

check your privilege

by Anonymousreply 24009/25/2013

r241:

My cat says per and she's not an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 24109/25/2013

Not purr, per.

"per example"

by Anonymousreply 24209/25/2013

Let go and let God

by Anonymousreply 24309/25/2013

It's so random.

by Anonymousreply 24409/25/2013

Anyone who says, "Nails it".

by Anonymousreply 24509/28/2013

"on so many different levels". Could you be more specific?

by Anonymousreply 24609/28/2013

Ill just put the head in

by Anonymousreply 24709/28/2013

War on Christmas

by Anonymousreply 24809/28/2013

"That's so legit"

by Anonymousreply 24909/28/2013

Feminazi

by Anonymousreply 25009/28/2013

...to the next level.

by Anonymousreply 25109/28/2013

grow the economy

grow your business

let me finish!

by Anonymousreply 25210/01/2013

My closest friends are straight. I actually find it very hard to get along with gay "dudes".

by Anonymousreply 25310/01/2013

I voted for Obama!

by Anonymousreply 25410/01/2013

I'm proud of not voting for Obama!

by Anonymousreply 25510/01/2013

My unemployment ran out, but thank god for food stamps!

by Anonymousreply 25610/01/2013

Straight-acting

Str8

by Anonymousreply 25710/01/2013
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