"Haters gonna hate!"
"the gay agenda"
"Haters gonna hate!"
"the gay agenda"
|by Anonymous||reply 262||10/01/2013|
"back in the day"
calling guys "guy"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/19/2013|
and anything associated with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/19/2013|
at the end of the day
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/19/2013|
"The gay lifestyle."
It's a LIFE, you asshole. Just like your life is not a 'lifestsyle.'
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/19/2013|
don't hate the player, hate the game
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/19/2013|
Good one, r4. If someone says "the gay lifestyle" you just know he/she is a piece of crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/19/2013|
On that note, r4, "sexual preference". I didn't think much about these terms before and thought they were harmless PC-isms till it was pointed out here. Really nasty connotations there.
The worst is "alternative lifestyle".
Eric Mabius of Ugly Betty says it, and I know he doesn't mean anything and is probably trying to be PC but it just sounds so horrible and condescending.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/19/2013|
"femme" instead of effeminate
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/19/2013|
"Sorry, no ________....just a preference"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/19/2013|
"That's not Cheyenne Jackson in that jerk-off video!"
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/19/2013|
Hope and Change.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/19/2013|
"My ovaries just exploded" - anytime some frau/teen girl sees a hot guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/19/2013|
drinking the Kool-aid
trending on Twitter
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/19/2013|
"Words and phrases that only assholes use"
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/19/2013|
"trending" in ANY context.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/19/2013|
[quote]Hope and Change.
R14, you freeper fuck, go die in a grease fire, you cunt!
(Damn, that really *does* feel good to type! :-)
Anyhow, darlin', thanks for making us think about rethuglicans--lots of assholes, and asshole words and phrases there!
* Compassionate conservatives * values voter * intelligent design * freedom fighter * God said it, I read, that settles it * We Christians ain't perfect; just forgiven. * All hat, no cattle * That dog don't hunt * Don't mess with Texas
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/19/2013|
"Don't mess with Texas" is a litter control slogan.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/19/2013|
"I'll keep you in my prayers"
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/19/2013|
But I'm with ya r19 on the sentiment.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/19/2013|
Pray the gay away
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/19/2013|
"Don't fuck with me, I'm from New York"
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/19/2013|
"Bro" (If said by white guy)
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/19/2013|
Any of the new polari from idiotic teen messageboards:
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/19/2013|
"Bro" if said by anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/19/2013|
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/19/2013|
Branding or "My brand"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/19/2013|
"Chaz Bono Looks Amazing"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/19/2013|
"In this space"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/19/2013|
"It's all good."
Really? Syria? Massacres? Holocausts? Fox News?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/19/2013|
What would Jesus do?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/19/2013|
"I'm an alpha-male."
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/19/2013|
Crazy (as in crazy busy, crazy good)
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/19/2013|
Why listen to a gay guy criticize someone's food. After all they spend their free time eating out a guys ass in rest stops.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/19/2013|
I DO love you! Why don't you get that?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/19/2013|
Man up...pussy. If I wanted to be with a sniveling girl,I'd be with one.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/19/2013|
Don't stare at me you fucking turd burglar.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/19/2013|
Hi, troll at r40 and r41! Thanks for providing us with examples of things an asshole would say!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/19/2013|
Most portmanteaus like sexting
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/19/2013|
[quote]Why listen to a gay guy criticize someone's food. After all they spend their free time eating out a guys ass in rest stops.
This thread must disappear!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/19/2013|
I PROTEST!!! I've never eaten at a rest stop!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/19/2013|
Keep Christ in Christmas
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/19/2013|
Can I borrow you for a minute?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/19/2013|
No worries No problem Not a problem My pleasure (from Chick Fil A)
I hate all of those phrases!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/19/2013|
Just sayin is a great one
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/19/2013|
All fags wish they were either Joan Crawford or Judy Garland.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/19/2013|
HEY! I've always wanted to be Ethel Merman !
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/19/2013|
Just like all keyboard warriors wish they had the balls to stand up to their mommy in real life so they just hide out trolling in gay sites instead R54.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/19/2013|
It only hurts for a minute
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/19/2013|
ha8ers spelled like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/19/2013|
"I don't know who to trust anymore"
some asshole told me this after eight months of dating and I spent the whole time coddling the asshole cuz he was suffering a breakup.
Then he gave me, "I can't see you tonight, I'm waiting for the pool man to fix my pool". This was a Sat night.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/19/2013|
YOLO, LOL, adorbs, totes, amazeballs, and my alltime favorite, no offence - if you think what you've said might be offensive then why the fuck did you say it? Always used by passive-aggressive cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/19/2013|
Whenever one of you says "frau".
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/19/2013|
By X, I mean Y And by Y, I mean Z
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/19/2013|
Are your kidding me? Are you kidding me right now??
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/19/2013|
he swishes when he walks
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/19/2013|
No offence but....
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/19/2013|
"The last time I checked, …"
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/19/2013|
Rack and beef curtains for breasts
-gate, as in Obama-gate
Obama- anything, as in Obamacare
Laissez faire (even the YAF "laissez fairy" sounds better)
Rogue anything, as in Palin going rogue
Neo- anything. Just say asshole
The new normal, the new 65 (Republican-speak for the minimal age of 80, when you can collect SS)
-speak anything, as in the above
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/19/2013|
"seriously???" - ugh! vomit! "duhhhh" - d.u.m.b. "dew whaaaat?" - first of all Bubba, no one said to do anything!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/19/2013|
instagram that shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/19/2013|
Baby bump. She's fucking PREGNANT, you asshole!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/19/2013|
grab pearls = faggola Mary! = friend of faggola Frau = german faggola
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/19/2013|
check your privilege
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/19/2013|
This won't stand
This hurts me more than it does....
Rape (as in corporations were raped by Obama's new tax bill)
Drudge-like terms such as "breaking," "developing"
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/19/2013|
What part of____don't you understand?
I wouldn't take that from a white man/woman.
Go back where you come from!
You must be from New York, San Francisco, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/19/2013|
I swear if I hear the phrases "live in the moment", "raise your vibration" or "practice mindfulness" one more time ...
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/19/2013|
What's old is new again
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/19/2013|
OMG, I am SUCH a nerd!!
(no you aren't. nerds don't like being nerds, idiot.)
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/19/2013|
It makes me flinch. But yes, Bro or Brother is worse unless your name is Leroy
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/19/2013|
R 17-- HAHAHAHA.
Others: "Whatever's clever" "Truth!"
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/19/2013|
"That's Ghetto" "Illegals" "That's so gay"
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/19/2013|
Wow, r72 r79 r80, that's a lot of stuff. Just for your information, 'beef curtains' doesn't mean breasts.... You need yo look lower.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/19/2013|
[quote]Rack and beef curtains for breasts
Beef curtains does NOT mean breasts, dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/19/2013|
[quote]WTSHTF TEOTWAWKI TINSTAAFL
Wtf do those mean? Never seen or heard them before.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/19/2013|
Oh, that reminds me: SMH [as in, "shaking my head."]
Drives me fucking BATSHIT FURIOUS!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/19/2013|
R93 Try Acronym Finder.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/19/2013|
Don't get all butt-hurt
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/19/2013|
Delusional is a DL favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/19/2013|
g0y (instead of gay)
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/19/2013|
you sound fat
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/19/2013|
lol, white ppl
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/19/2013|
Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in: Tammy Cruise
And E$pecially U$ing dollar $igns when talking about the Church of $cientology. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that fucking amazing?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/19/2013|
[r92] + Preparation H = Dr. Laura's hemorrhoids
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/19/2013|
At this point in time
Racial / Racialism
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/19/2013|
epic fail. It fails, epically.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/20/2013|
"The real America"
"Small town values"
"San Francisco" used as a slur.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/20/2013|
[quote]Rack and beef curtains for breasts
Good lord, you're stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/20/2013|
"Butt-hurt". It's clearly homophobic but I still see it used here constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/20/2013|
"Only God can judge me."
No bitch, I can, and you're awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/20/2013|
"Fixed that for you."
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/20/2013|
Let me be clear ( followed by big lie).
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/20/2013|
Sheeple Amazing Massive Epic Hot Hottie Stunning It's a trust thing I choose being strong and active
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/20/2013|
You know I guy is queer when she can trash others but not take it (except up the ass, of course).
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/20/2013|
I am the baguette sticking out of the heroine's shopping bag as she returns from the market.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/20/2013|
[quote]"Butt-hurt". It's clearly homophobic but I still see it used here constantly.
I love to use it to someone who is truly butt-hurt. It means you're so stupid to let people see that you're butthurt.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/20/2013|
That's what I'm talking 'bout.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/20/2013|
I say that, R119, but I never write "about" as "'bout."
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/20/2013|
masculine, as it is used on DL
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/20/2013|
I'm bi, I'm not a flamer like gay guys are. I like other bi guys because they're more "Alpha".
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/20/2013|
It's all good.
It is what it is.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/20/2013|
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, R124.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/20/2013|
At the End of the Day .... Moving Forward It is what it is I Understand (code for, 'I hear you but I'm not gonna do anything about it ...)
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/20/2013|
[quote]Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in: Tammy Cruise
Assigning a feminine gender to a man as in every Anderson Cooper thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/20/2013|
Whenever someone survives a disaster and says "The lord was watching over me/them."
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/20/2013|
"You're welcome" -- when I never thanked you in the first place.
Maybe I'm not thankful, you presumptuous fuckface!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/20/2013|
Windows 8 is awesome
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/20/2013|
Heard on Midtown sidewalk this morning: "Team building is important."
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/20/2013|
Haven't gone through the whole thread, but "yum."
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/20/2013|
WORKPLACE LINGUA ASSHOLICA:
"Well, to be honest, blah, blah, blah..." Oh, so you have to alert me when what crosses your lips is true because your default setting is to lie?
"Could I interrupt for one quick second?" First, you *are* interrupting, idiot, so asking for permission to do so is pointless. Second, there is neither a quick second nor a slow second. Third, we both know your interruption is likely to be several minutes in length.
"Man, the optics of this situation, I'm just not feelin' them." "Optics?" How about "appearances," numbskull? Also, why should you ever be feeling appearances? You can see them, and then judge them--positively, negatively, or neutrally--but you don't feel them.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/20/2013|
"It is what it is"...it is just a cop-out.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/20/2013|
She can't dance, her body looked like hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/20/2013|
Next guest please.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/20/2013|
R131 is an atheist on the fast track to hell
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/20/2013|
r141 is a cunty Frau.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/20/2013|
Describing a neighborhood as "exclusive".
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/20/2013|
[[r109]] + [r92] = right wing colon cancer + coffee enema
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/20/2013|
Big girl panties
Sleeps (for nights)
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/20/2013|
"it is what it is"
"cookies" (instead of "ass" or "butt")
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/20/2013|
[quote]"back in the day"
What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it other than a lot of specific, but unimportant, detail in the current conversation.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/21/2013|
A Democrat can rape kids, drive drunk, beat his wife and children, BUT if he's pro gay marriage...he always gets a pass. They see nothing past approval for they're sucking cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/21/2013|
"She's of the female persuasion".
In fact the use of the word persuasion in any context similar to the above.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/21/2013|
"I like pussy".
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/21/2013|
I’ve had qualms.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/21/2013|
Calling America "The States"
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/21/2013|
"What do people say instead?"
In olden days.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/21/2013|
"think outside the box"
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/21/2013|
"no problem" instead of "you're welcome"
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/21/2013|
[r148], I love you! Please join us Republicans at the link below and help reclaim the children of America!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/21/2013|
R148:[quote]They see nothing past approval for they're sucking cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/21/2013|
R153, I think I'll try that, starting today.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/21/2013|
[quote]What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it other than a lot of specific, but unimportant, detail in the current conversation. r147
Yeterday... Last week... Last month... Last year...
When I was 10,20,30
I was in grade school/highschool/college when...
English is quite flexible. Surely you can come up with something that doesn't sound so painfully Hipster and contrived.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/21/2013|
[quote]Calling America "The States"
Canada and Mexico are also "America" It's the name of the WHOLE continent.
Saying "The States" is actually more specific than saying America.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/21/2013|
"In the know"
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/21/2013|
Any type of corporate douche speak like "Synergy"
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/21/2013|
The thing is, R159, when you get older, so many things are "back in the day." And I've been saying it since well before I knew about hipsters.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/21/2013|
Jesus is the reason for the season
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/21/2013|
My work, a non-profit, is a hotbed of corporate speak:
"Best Practices" "Talking Points" "Speak to that" "Culture", especially "This is against our culture." "Value Add" "A 100 Million Dollar Non-Profit" I could go on, but I need to start sending out resumes...
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/21/2013|
"Follow the money"
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/21/2013|
I don't believe in labels.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/21/2013|
I know, R169. Where does that even come from?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/21/2013|
>>>> Canada and Mexico are also "America" It's the name of the WHOLE continent. Saying "The States" is actually more specific than saying America.
Canada and Mexico have names of their own. Only assholes say 'The States'.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 172||09/21/2013|
Reinvent the wheel. Boil the ocean. Drink the Kool-Aid.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/21/2013|
Honestly, if you find any white liberal in this country, you will have found someone who possesses the absolute dumbest ideas in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/21/2013|
R147, you might try "hitherto fore"
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/21/2013|
R170, Gore Vidal ( for one -- and perhaps the only one) claimed that there were no homosexual people, only homosexual acts, and that the people who preferred them (or just participated in them) were homosexualists.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/21/2013|
"Everything happens for a reason". No it doesn't. Life is random. People only say this when something horrible and unplanned happens and it's not comforting. Your whole family died in a freak avalanche? Well, there was some mystical reason and one day it will all make sense and you will feel soooooooo much better!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/21/2013|
Susan G. Komen's leadership can't speak anything BUT ass-holian. Total corporate-speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||09/22/2013|
How about those ass-hats who are always 'reaching out' to someone, instead of just contacting them or (oh-my-gawd!) *calling* them. This is typical vocabularly of p.r. people.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||09/22/2013|
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 183||09/22/2013|
Me this, or Me that. Me, Me, Me, I, I, I.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/22/2013|
R183 R184 I first noticed it in the '70s. I was a waiter on the UES while going to school, and a couple of times, some douchebag pointed and asked "Is that table nearing completion?"
"Nearing completion"? Really?
And then "impact" became a verb, and today, "fail" is a noun.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/22/2013|
[quote]Me this, or Me that. Me, Me, Me, I, I, I
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/22/2013|
He/she can love whoever he chooses to love
I have gay friends, I'm familiar with the lifestyle
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/22/2013|
I would like to record you people (without your knowledge) for 24 hours. I have no doubt that most, or all, of you would use words and phrases in this thread, as well as assholisms that have not been posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/22/2013|
"make some noise!" If I am watching a live musical performance on television and the performer says this I change the channel.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/22/2013|
[quote] What do people say instead? I say "back in the day" a lot, and don't know what I'd substitute for it
I say, "back in the olden days," or "In ancient times, we used to get up to turn the channel."
In the olden days, in olden times, in antiquity, at the dawn of time, when I was a kid, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/22/2013|
I wanted to share this moment/experience with you.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/22/2013|
I agree with R182, I find 'reaching out' to be so cringe-makingly awful that it makes Hawaii Five-0 unwatchable. Not the terrible plots, the wooden acting, the sophomoric dialogue, it's the constant reaching out that does it. I used to watch it now and then for Alex O'Loughlin but unless he was offering a reach around then the reaching out is a reach too far.
Also hate have a blessed day.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/22/2013|
God doesn't make junk
With all due respect
Bring your "A" game
Threw under the bus
I'm not here to make friends
|by Anonymous||reply 194||09/22/2013|
R186, how funny that you use the asshole fad word of the moment 'Really?' when you recite the 'is the table near completion' phrase.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 196||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 197||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 198||09/22/2013|
"I feel bad for her" -- just say that you sympathize with her (but don't say that you feel her pain).
|by Anonymous||reply 199||09/22/2013|
Can we all just agree that anyone who says "low-hanging fruit" irony-free deserves slapping? It's been agreed to be a douche-exclusive phrase in 3 different threads today.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||09/22/2013|
R202, don't be so cheeky. You know you love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||09/22/2013|
This a work hard, play hard environment.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 203||09/22/2013|
"I have a strong personality" - no you don't. You're just obnoxious.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||09/22/2013|
"Reach out" gets my vote as well, r182. Perhaps it's appropriate when phoning an AA buddy who has strayed from the 12 steps, or writing a letter to your mother who disowned you, but in most other situations "contact" will do just fine.
My former colleagues at an educational publishing firm fucking LOVED corporate speak. I heard "reach out" about one million times daily, along with such gems as "best practices," "ideate," "actionable items" (yeah, you freaks, some of the shit that goes on here is actionable, but not the way you think), "bubble up" (this one always sounded like a reference to some unsavory bodily function), "circle back," "lock and load," "impact" used as a verb, "impactful," "on a granular level," "let me puree that for you," "value added," "core competencies," "buy-in," "moving parts," "scalable," and probably hundreds of others that I thankfully can't recall at the moment.
Ugh. These babbling dolts were supposed to be guiding students to love and master reading and writing, and this was the best they could do with their own language?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/23/2013|
Clearly used instead of obviously or apparently or anything else. I swear, if I have a cable news channel on for a few hours I must hear *clearly* at least 300 times.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/23/2013|
Madonna just wrote about the "haters."
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/23/2013|
[quote]Using "asshole" as an insult is mildly homophobic.
Oh, please, r211. I can buy your argument where "butthurt" is concerned, but "asshole" as an insult is not meant to suggest the idea of anal sex; it's just meant to liken the recipient of the insult to the ignominious body part from whence comes shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/23/2013|
Anyone who says or writes nonsense about 'pairing' a certain wine with a certain food. JEEBUS PETE!!!! Why can't you just say 'serving'. Pairing sounds like you're going to mate the two. And that would make a mess!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 212||09/23/2013|
"Our thoughts and our prayers go out to the families of..."
|by Anonymous||reply 213||09/23/2013|
Yeah, I second the vote for 'our hearts and prayers go out to ....' It makes my blood boil: So vapid, so trite. So LAZY. So dismissive. It's meaningless and always has been. People just boop it out, mindlessly, and then go about their lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||09/23/2013|
Cutesy shit such as "sammies" for sandwiches chaps my ass and makes me question whether the speaker is of subnormal intelligence.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||09/23/2013|
On that note, any kind of baby talk.
"wittle bobby need his sammie"
(add in reference to self in 3rd person)
|by Anonymous||reply 216||09/23/2013|
Here in the South, everyone seems to refer to children as 'kiddos'. It makes me want to stab someone.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 218||09/23/2013|
Lensing of the film begins Monday.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 220||09/23/2013|
Anything in 'hipster talk', like this ridiculous sentence: "A chipper is giving a frado the frigidaire." WTF?
Just look at this nonsense, hipsters are insufferable!
bronson - beer
bust a moby - to dance
chipper - a woman who's easy
clothesline - the gossip that is on the scene
cronkite - boy
deck - a key word for most Hipsters, similar in meaning to the antiquated fresh. To be deck is to be up on the latest trends, cutting edge, and/or hip.
fin - the opposite of deck, similar to outdated terms like "wack" and "lame."
frado - an ugly guy who thinks he's good-looking
the frigidaire - the cold shoulder
jerry - a stoner or hippie
kale - money
midtown - uncultured or unhip
piece - cell phone
shitter - someone who constantly looks like he/she is taking a shit.
tassel - girl
|by Anonymous||reply 221||09/23/2013|
I did not know hipsters talked this way. It is insufferable, but as long as hipster boys continue to wear girls' jeans, especially cords, I can deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 223||09/23/2013|
"Can you do me a solid?"
|by Anonymous||reply 224||09/23/2013|
I've never heard any of those hipster words used in any context. Are we talking about modern hipsters or are these from the beatnik era?
|by Anonymous||reply 225||09/23/2013|
Somebody at a business meeting recently used the expression "belt and suspenders" a couple of times.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||09/23/2013|
R219 add "appies" to that as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||09/23/2013|
'Help me understand' what 'belt and suspenders' refers to, besides the literal translation? I'm out of the business-speak arena -- thank GOD!
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/24/2013|
Because I, like you, R229, was, like, "WTF" over all this hipsterical terminology, I googled "frado," thinking it probably should have been "fredo," after the character in The Godfather. Turns out there's a "Hipster Handbook." Click on "glossary" and there you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||09/24/2013|
'Help me understand' what 'belt and suspenders' refers to, besides the literal translation? I'm out of the business-speak arena -- thank GOD!
It's used to describe 2 ways to keep something bad from happening (in other words, you don't want to be caught with your pants down so you wear a belt AND suspenders, in case one fails).
We used it a lot when designing store systems. It referred to two ways to do something in case of a failure. For example, if a store's register #1 was responsible for obtaining credit authorization and that computer went down, authorizations would fail over to register #2. But we gave register #3 the same ability in the rare case of both registers 1 and 2 went down. So register #2 was the belt, and register #3 was the suspenders, thus insuring the store would always receive credit authorization.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||09/24/2013|
Oooh! "Mannies and peddies" WOW, I hate that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||09/24/2013|
One of my latest peeves is "curate" or "curated by" when used for anyone other than an actual curator.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||09/24/2013|
Thanks, -r234-. That makes perfect sense and I can see how it would be over-used. -r235- Good one. I hate 'mannies and peddies', too. Grrrrrr-rrrrrrrrr! Used by legions of smug, entitled professional mommies or young women who think they are living out an episode of Sex in the City. Barf.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||09/25/2013|
R236 is spot on. I have a 'friend' who claims she won't access news sources since her friends 'curate' her news for her on her Facebook newsfeed. Blech.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||09/25/2013|
Anything that come out from an asswipe's mouth. Asswipes are worse than assholes. Atleast assholes are truthful and honest.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||09/25/2013|
"I hate to say it."
|by Anonymous||reply 236||09/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 237||09/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 238||09/25/2013|
It's not rocket science
|by Anonymous||reply 239||09/25/2013|
check your privilege
|by Anonymous||reply 240||09/25/2013|
My cat says per and she's not an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||09/25/2013|
Not purr, per.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||09/25/2013|
Let go and let God
|by Anonymous||reply 243||09/25/2013|
It's so random.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||09/25/2013|
Anyone who says, "Nails it".
|by Anonymous||reply 245||09/28/2013|
"on so many different levels". Could you be more specific?
|by Anonymous||reply 246||09/28/2013|
Ill just put the head in
|by Anonymous||reply 247||09/28/2013|
War on Christmas
|by Anonymous||reply 248||09/28/2013|
"That's so legit"
|by Anonymous||reply 249||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 250||09/28/2013|
...to the next level.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||09/28/2013|
grow the economy
grow your business
let me finish!
|by Anonymous||reply 252||10/01/2013|
My closest friends are straight. I actually find it very hard to get along with gay "dudes".
|by Anonymous||reply 253||10/01/2013|
I voted for Obama!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||10/01/2013|
I'm proud of not voting for Obama!
|by Anonymous||reply 255||10/01/2013|
My unemployment ran out, but thank god for food stamps!
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