old jew bitch cunt!
Sarah Silverman upset about Franco roast
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/13/2013|
Funny. During my run today I ran by her. She looks adorable in real life. Has nothing to worry about.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/18/2013|
Comedians are all unstable.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/19/2013|
R1 I agree, she's adorable, Franco is not. Franco is a desperado.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/19/2013|
Sarah is a pretty woman and looks much younger than her age. It's pathetic of her to be upset at the age jokes directed at her-she has some of the most delicious and mean insult jokes ever. One would think she'd be able to withstand anything said her way.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/19/2013|
Am I supposed to feel sorry for that woman after she eviscerated Britney Spears at the worst time of her life, when we thought we might lose her?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/19/2013|
[quote]Britney Spears and that Strange Sense of Longing
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/19/2013|
She can dish it out but she can't take it!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/19/2013|
Oh my r5, we might've lost a talentless lipsyncher, the horror! If you honestly thought that clip made Silverman look bad, how bizarre. You have horrible taste in music to take Britney Spears seriously, deal with it freak.
But yes, Sarah is being unfortunately hypocritical about the age jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/19/2013|
The jokes on that roast were brutal. The roasters really went after Jonah Hill. e.g. "It's easy to tell that Jonah grew up in Hollywood. He's a name-dropping narcissist with big tits and an eating disorder."
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/19/2013|
That's funny, R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/19/2013|
The Britney queens have already established that "Blackout" is one of the musical masterworks of the 20th century, R8.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/19/2013|
Saying that Franco's grandmother only had "127 Hours" left to live, when she was sitting in the front row was pretty vile.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/19/2013|
That was hilarious.
And let's get it straight, bitches who didn't read the link - it's the usual "what do you think about many topics" kind of interview, and her random comments seem to be more about the general idea of a woman getting older - along with her laughing about how everyone was in bed because of the Roast jokes.
So easy to turn this into something it's not, but aren't you smarter than that?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/19/2013|
She specifically says she wish it didn't upset her and that they absolutely had the right to make those jokes.
She is just being honest, it is refreshing to see.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/19/2013|
r11 - a masterpiece of the 21st century actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/19/2013|
If you read what she wrote, it's simply an honest and very sincere and thoughtful account that the jokes upset her although she realizes it was roast and one takes the lumps, and her reasons of why she felt she had to appear strong and take those lumps rather than letting in to her emotions as the jokes were being fired are quite intelligent, as she always is.
So go fuck yourself, OP, you anti-semitic agist misogynist freak.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/19/2013|
I got three words for this unfunny, old, no-talent "comedienne:"
Greg the Bunny.
That was the first I had ever heard of her and she has not improved since.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/19/2013|
Some of the roast was very funny. Natasha Legero who I have seen on at least two sitcoms and on Chelsea Lately was the most merciless and at the same time funnyiest of the roasters. It's supposed to be like that. I was surprised that most of the jokes aimed at Franco were gay or stoner based. Most of the vitriolic ones were aimed at Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/19/2013|
AGREE about Natasha -- now SHE was a riot at the Franco roast.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/19/2013|
Natasha Leggero was the funniest. Andy Samberg's ripoff of Norm McDonald was terrible, and Aziz Ansari's fake laughing and couch slapping got old 5 minutes in.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/19/2013|
agree with r12
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/19/2013|
She's upset about some jokes about her age yet she fucked Jimmy Kimmel. How much worse could life be after that?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/19/2013|
I thought it was, overall, the best one of these they've had on Comedy Central. Andy Samberg was the weakest, though the rest of the dais seemed to consider it genius.
And I love James Franco, I don't care what anyone thinks. I think he's adorable, seems quite good-natured, and I like that he has intellectual interests--even if you think they're pretentious, misguided, or shallow, I think it's refreshing for someone to actually pursue things like that while working in Hollywood (or just living in lowbrow America).
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/19/2013|
Heard Franco on Howard Stern. He's a pretty funny guy. Even he admits he can be a jackass. It's not as if he isn't self-aware.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/19/2013|
Lack of self-awareness is not one of his weaknesses.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/19/2013|
But Sarah has a point. There are certain insults or shaming techniques that men can aim at women to immediately put them in their place that seem to be effective on most all women. Not quite the same with men, a lot of guys don't care if they are fat, bald, ugly, stupid etc. insults just don't work the same way. And at the end of the day, they are still men and enjoy male privilege so who gives a fuck?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/19/2013|
[quote]So go fuck yourself, OP, you anti-semitic agist misogynist freak.
Best comment on the whole thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/19/2013|
Anyone who burns Paris Hilton to her face is cool with me!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/19/2013|
So if you hate one Jewess you are anti-Semitic? Hmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/19/2013|
yeah, I love her.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/19/2013|
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/19/2013|
That dais could have exploded and American culture would have been...just...fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/19/2013|
R32's preface is what has become of DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/19/2013|
"Jeff Ross (who is Jewish, so don't flame) had one of the best Jonah Hill jokes:"
So what it Ross is Jewish? Roy Cohn was gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/19/2013|
[quote] There are certain insults or shaming techniques that men can aim at women to immediately put them in their place that seem to be effective on most all women. Not quite the same with men, a lot of guys don't care if they are fat, bald, ugly, stupid etc. insults just don't work the same way
Wait...I thought we were on a gay board. Gay men are under the same type of pressure where their appearance/age is of very high importance just like straight woman.
It comes with being sexually attracted to men who are more shallow and visual.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/19/2013|
I could watch this clip until the end of time.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/19/2013|
[quote]Wait...I thought we were on a gay board. Gay men are under the same type of pressure where their appearance/age is of very high importance just like straight woman.
Right from OTHER gay men. We make our own hell. Not from society as a whole (talking about behavior and appearance)9. What I said (the scrutiny) happens to women not just from men (gay and straight) but from other women as well.
I have every right to stand up for women if I want to, and I will.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/19/2013|
This sketch Silverman did on her cable series was set in an old folks home. It was more cruel than any of the jokes lobbed at her on the Franco roast. Now that she's announced her weak spot those comedians will never let up on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/19/2013|
Exactly r39, and it ain't like she's getting any younger either. Big mistake on her part.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/19/2013|
Oh stop with the "she's just being honest" bullshit. She's just making it clear that her age is off-limits, when she doesn't consider anything off-limits for her lame attempts at "humor." If they wanted to get a laugh they should have mocked the very idea that this is what passes for a comedian in 2014--someone who's never had a single profitable vehicle or ever made more than 123 people unrelated to her laugh, yet she keeps getting jobs. Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/19/2013|
What's with these Jew comedians who can dish it out but can't take it? Just like Joan Rivers. It's pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/19/2013|
I didn't get that from her at all r41. It is clear she is sensitive about it and doesn't like the fact she is sensitive about it. Yet she still makes clear she supports a comedians right to fire at will when making jokes.
I suppose you have the right to believe the worst about her, which you are clearly taking advantage of. Bravo.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/19/2013|
She should enjoy her looks. She's looking good
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/19/2013|
Truth hurts. She was the oldest one on the stage, I think. She looks great for her age. She can be funny, she's definitely talented. But her career isn't on the rise, she's at a low point. C'est la vie.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/19/2013|
"I suppose you have the right to believe the worst about her, which you are clearly taking advantage of. Bravo."
And your heart is free to weep for an average-looking untalented comedian who actively promotes her non-existent beauty, youth, and humor by preemptively daring anyone to challenge said characteristics by "bravely" revealing how she must take to her bed anytime she is accordingly mocked. Bravo.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/19/2013|
[quote] I didn't get that from her at all [R41]. It is clear she is sensitive about it and doesn't like the fact she is sensitive about it. Yet she still makes clear she supports a comedians right to fire at will when making jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/19/2013|
The first Sarah Silverman joke I ever heard:
"If we can send a man to the moon, we can send a man with AIDS to the moon. And if we can send one man with AIDS to the moon, we can send all the men with AIDS to the moon."
I don't have AIDS, I'm HIV-negative, I'm not hyper-PC (think the "You've Got AIDS" song from Family Guy is hysterical), but I simply don't get how this is even supposed to be funny.
Sarah Silverman's entire "comedy" is jabbing people hard, below the belt. And when someone does it to her, she cries in bed for two days?
Dishes it out, but can't take it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/19/2013|
Seth Rogan: "I just want you all to know that I rolled a big fattie just before I came on stage. And here he is: Jonah Hill!"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/19/2013|
This from a cunt whose "joke" that Joe Franklin raped her is a touchstone of her sensitivity and caring about young women who may get the wrong ideas from her, you know, showing humanity.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/19/2013|
I was upset too because I had visions of them roasting him on a spit over a roaring fire. Then I learned that "roast" is just a figure of speech.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/19/2013|
I don't even remember them saying anything about her age.
I thought she left early, or someone left early, didn't they?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/19/2013|
Yes. Bea Arthur left early on the Pam Anderson roast.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/19/2013|
[quote]Am I supposed to feel sorry for that woman after she eviscerated Britney Spears at the worst time of her life, when we thought we might lose her?
Back in your cage, britbot!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/19/2013|
Jeff Ross (48) was the oldest (and by far the ugliest) person on the dais, not Sarah (43). I like Sarah, and agree that she's aging well, but knowing that, for instance, she chose not to have children because she suffers from clinical depression, I think it might have been a mistake for her to show her weakness by mentioning that the ageist jokes hurt her. Then again, good for her for speaking up. At least she's honest. You're only as sick as your secrets, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/19/2013|
The 'Joe Franklin raped me' joke was awesome R50 don't be such a tightass.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/19/2013|
Silverman's career has gone steadily downhill since she stopped sucking Jimmy Kimmel's cock. The last I heard of her she did some pilot for NBC that didn't get picked up. Her latest "boyfriend" is some ugly stand up comedian. I can't remember his name. But I do remember seeing pictures of him and he's UGLY.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/19/2013|
Her humor is painfully unfunny a lot of times. There's no decent delivery in her jokes. She just spouts shocking stuff and its either hit or a bad misfire. The Aristocrats punch line would have worked had the rest not been so vulgar.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/19/2013|
Growing older is especially hard on women who milk the "baby-voiced little girl" schtick.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/19/2013|
The newspaper article OP lined to is full of incorrect statements. Here is Sarah's full interview on the Kamau Bell show where she talks about the roast:
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/19/2013|
Sarah's just bitter because Natasha was hotter, younger and funnier:
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/19/2013|
Just like with the insane Madonna and Janet threads, DL loves to tear people down and make up imaginary shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/20/2013|
That's what I thought, R7. Then I read the article and was impressed by her view. Very honest and not whiny.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/20/2013|
I watched the roast tonight...there were multiple references made to her age. She was rolling with the punches until one of the fat dudes (I don't know his name, nor do I care) said something about her being unable to conceive children. At that point you could tell her smile was a fake one.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/20/2013|
She was on The View once criticizing people who gave birth as selfish and saying they should have adopted.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/20/2013|
She got criticized for some joke where she said she wanted to adopt a terminally ill child because that way she'd REALLY be seen as an admirable person. Funny? I don't think so.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/21/2013|
What Sarah really needs right now is a reputable stylist.
The pony-tailed hoodie look with shorts and kneesocks just isn't working anymore. I've seen her try to dress up at events and the change is too startling and harsh for her to pull off, with the heavy make up and high heels.
She needs to just learn to dress like a normal woman, and work her figure to her advantage.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/21/2013|
She was great at the Roast, but Natasha ruled.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/21/2013|
She's like a handful of over 40 women I know who peaked in college and still think they're 22 and hilarious with their "sarcasm" and "wit" (i.e. insults). They still all wear clothes very similar to their college garb - baggy jeans, sneakers and hoodies and hair pulled back in a ponytail, just like Sarah.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/21/2013|
She was the only one on the roast who had to read her jokes off cue cards, which I found distracting. Can she not see far enough to read from a teleprompter or something?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/21/2013|
R70 - Grandma Sarah didn't want to be seen as an old lady, esp. next to hottie Natasha.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/21/2013|
Her pilot wasn't as bad as I heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/26/2013|
Does it seem to anybody else that she's just using the age issue as part of her schtick? She's pretending to upset just to play the joke out a little longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/26/2013|
She never was funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/26/2013|
How did her brother die?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/26/2013|
R74 is correct.
I saw her at the gaming awards one year and she made joke after joke about gay gamers stopping the spread of AIDs b/c they'd all die virgins.
She'll die unfunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/26/2013|
She has told tons of offensive jokes--I remember when she told the joke about Paris Hilton and the prison bars being dicks(I didn't find it offensive, it was pretty freaking funny, but Paris Hilton was in the audience when she told that joke) or about Britney Spears and her children at the VMAs. And she can't take a joke about her age? If she can't take offensive jokes, she shouldn't have chosen to be the subject of a roast.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/26/2013|
R77 She's like most female comedians - she can dish it out, but can't take it (i.e. Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin).
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/26/2013|
The comedians were much worse toward Franco when they made fun of him, and he laughed about it. Sarah should be able to laugh at herself, if she's a comedian who makes fun of other people.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/26/2013|
R78, most female comedians just aren't funny. There are some who I think are funny--Fran Drescher is always great at telling lame, dumb jokes--but most of them are just DUMB. Sarah Silverman is an idiot. Didn't she know what a roast was before she choose to be the subject of one? At a roast, the subject is not spared. If you don't like offensive jokes, the last place you should be at is a roast.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/26/2013|
Silverman is such a typical woman, dishes it out but can't take it. Natasha ruled that roast, and yes, they were so much worse to Franco and even Jonah Hill, but they laughed even though he jabs had a ring of truth. The "127 hours" joke was really mean spirited, on a par with Amy Schumer telling Charlie Sheen during his roast about the two young women whose lives he'd ruined ... his daughters.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/27/2013|
[quote]Silverman is such a typical woman, dishes it out but can't take it.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/27/2013|
How is Silverman's behaviour representative of all women on the planet? Such bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/27/2013|
Her new beau, Kyle Dunnigan, is a cutie. The poster who says otherwise must be jealous. He was hilarious on Reno 911. His Craig videos on YOUTUBE make me pee my panties. Tig introduced them. They are in love.
I for one love Sarah for being honest. Her admission of hurt feelings only strengthened my admiration.
As for her jokes about old folks: It's not as if they make up her audience. They won't get offended SINCE THEY ARE NOT THERE. And, they are dying. All of us die for your information.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/11/2013|
Jane Magazine always gets it right! By far the best take on the roast. DL is by no means representative of the general population and this author shouts it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/11/2013|
Natasha didn't have to work as hard as Tig. She's a pretty girl but Tig is more respected by the guys and lots of the ladies. Tig certainly can rock a suit!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/11/2013|
Yes r59, wtf is with grown ass women who speak in baby voices. I have a friend like that, it gets hard to listen to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/11/2013|
there is so much misogony here. I am surprised that after all of Sarah and Tig's work for gay rights they have had to be spoken of in such derogatory terms. It saddens me. I hope Sarah takes this on in one of her upcoming comedy specials.
To make it abundantly clear: Sarah is not upset personally. She realizes that the devaluation of women is a serious issue, and she took advantage of her fame to highlight ageism. No good deed goes unpunished methinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/11/2013|
Saw Sarah at the Farmers Market with her new love, Kyle Dunnigan.
Both of them are adorable and look like teenagers in love. I would have not guessed that either was a day past twenty.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/11/2013|
Dirty Jeff Ross.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/13/2013|
She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/13/2013|