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Calling All Broke DLers: What Luxuries Would You Indulge In If You Had Money?

If you had a ton of money and assuming all your bills are paid/you've made some wise investments for a large chunk of your wealth, what luxuries would you use your remaining cash for?

For me: I'm not into the crazy stuff like 13 bedroom houses, yachts and Bentleys. I'd probably just get a year-old Altima, a motorcycle, and a road bike. But what I really like are luxury hotels. I have a feeling that if I had a ton of money, I'd pull a Keanu Reeves and just live in nice hotels for a couple of years. I'd also spend a shit ton of money just traveling around. I would love to be able to just fly to the airport and buy a ticket to somewhere without worrying about cash.

What about you all?

by Anonymousreply 4209/22/2013

I'm with you. I'd spend it on travel. Big houses require so much upkeep - not worth it.

by Anonymousreply 109/16/2013

Sorry, I didn't mean fly to the airport. The original post should read "I would love to be able to just GO to the airport and buy a ticket to somewhere..."

by Anonymousreply 209/16/2013

I'd move into a dermatologist's office for a month and have every procedure done that I "need."

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2013

I'd move back to Greenwich Village and buy my $375/mo. apartment back for the $1+ million dollars it was listed at last year. How I regret leaving NY.

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2013

Dysentery-free water. *Two* meals a week, not just one. Clitoris replacement. Parents.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2013

I would hire a full time driver.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2013

I'd have the Kardashians killed.

by Anonymousreply 709/16/2013

OP, that's always been a dream of mine to have a real shitty week and on Friday, just head to the airport and book the evening nonstop to London for the weekend. First class, of course...

by Anonymousreply 809/16/2013

Health care

by Anonymousreply 909/16/2013

Topher DiMaggio for the weekend.

by Anonymousreply 1009/16/2013

Um, travel, nice clothes, good restaurants, a small house in Palm Springs (with a pool, spa and room for a pony,) a cabin in the Cascades, and small flats in New York and London.

by Anonymousreply 1109/16/2013

Me too, r8.

by Anonymousreply 1209/16/2013

A house at the beach - probably the Jersey shore but in one of the quieter communities rather than one with amusement parks and boardwalks. I'd also consider Long Island but not the Hamptons.

It doesn't have to be big or luxurious but it does have to be right on the beach.

by Anonymousreply 1309/16/2013

Offering "indecent proposals" to hot male celebrities!

by Anonymousreply 1409/16/2013

I'd travel on long trips, months in Asia.

I'd buy jewelry, many many ounces of 22 and 24 kt gold!

by Anonymousreply 1509/16/2013

Rent boys

by Anonymousreply 1609/16/2013

Private jet travel.

by Anonymousreply 1709/16/2013

I few nights at my favorite hotel.

by Anonymousreply 1809/16/2013

A humble little two-bedroom house, in an insanely expensive location like Santa Barbara or Sausalito. Big houses are a tremendous amount of work; a small place I could keep up myself, or have help in once a week.

Other than that, a lot of travel, a bit of art for my darling little house, a bit of expert rejuvenation, and some generosity.

by Anonymousreply 1909/16/2013

Datalounge subscription

by Anonymousreply 2009/17/2013

Personal trainer. Bespoke everything. Art. Gas-guzzling, powerful dream car and bare-bones,rough-and-tumble SUV. Travel across the seven continents (including some gritty day trips, but always returning to a nice hotel at night). Erasing friends' and family's debts. Establishing a foundation.

Those are the luxuries. My day-to-day life probably wouldn't change too much.

by Anonymousreply 2109/17/2013



by Anonymousreply 2209/17/2013

I'm with r9.

I'd also like to do some home improvement stuff - like have the hardwood sanded and resealed and paint the living room.

I'd also indulge in a trip to our local candy shop and get my mom a huge box of chocolate covered cherries since she loves those.

by Anonymousreply 2309/17/2013


Art supplies, good camera and woodworking tools and a Studio space.

House: I don't want a big house but I want a at least 2 bedrooms (one guest) and an office space, a good kitchen and a fireplace.

Obnoxious luxury: I would have a full bar room. With all kinds of liquor to make cocktails with. Wine cellar and beer fridge.

I would have a full spice pantry and green room for herbs and veggies.

I would have an amazing kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 2409/17/2013

Oh, and whores. How the hell did I forget that?

by Anonymousreply 2509/17/2013

A nice little place in Cape Cod, nothing ostentatious, not too far from good restaurants and bars, or a nice village in Maine, ideal for New England in the fall. Also a bolthole in Europe, Portofino in Italy? handy for everywhere central in an hour or two - so one could hop to Paris or London quickly for nice hotels and long weekends.

by Anonymousreply 2609/17/2013

Escorts, Escorts, Escorts!

by Anonymousreply 2709/17/2013

Massages daily. Real ones.

Whenever possible I would stay at an Aman or Oberoi Hotel.

by Anonymousreply 2809/17/2013

Anyone answering this question is (hopefully) not a gay male. There is no excuse for a poor gay male.

by Anonymousreply 2909/17/2013

When I was broke I thought of a lot of things I'd want. Now that I'm not broke I don't spend my money because of the fear I'll be broke again. I'm comforted more with the thought of money in the bank than I am about material possessions.

by Anonymousreply 3009/17/2013

I'd create a PAC to field true progressive candidates in both parties.

by Anonymousreply 3109/17/2013

And teeth

by Anonymousreply 3209/17/2013

R29, I ain't gonna lie: I'm a woman. And I've actually been wondering for some time how gay men end up with such high average salaries compared to other demographic groups. Serious question: how do you guys do it? I've got my pen and paper out.

by Anonymousreply 3309/17/2013

Bel Ami models on my yacht, like Elton does.

by Anonymousreply 3409/17/2013

A fully tailored wardrobe, a power boat, a membership to a nice country club or gym, fully restore my car.

by Anonymousreply 3509/17/2013

R33, two men, (who typically get a higher wage than women for the same work) no kids, no child support. You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 3609/19/2013

A house with a big back yard. A gardener so I'd have fresh fruit and vegetables. A driver. I'm not a bad driver but I'm still scared like I was when I was 15 and learning to drive 22 years later.

by Anonymousreply 3709/20/2013

This is easy. A lot of you are quite right that big houses aren't the answer. I'd get a couple of reasonably sized penthouse apartments (one in London and one in New York), a flat in Soho, and a modestly medium sized 1930s executive home here in Kent, property-wise.

I'd sort out any financial issues people in my family may have, and make sure they were comfortable.

Tailored Saville Row suits and shirts. Nice shoes.

My lifestyle would err on the decadent but I'd keep anything illicit down to a minimum. I'd probably drink a lot more fine wines, cocktails and champagne.

Some sort of creative small-business venture to keep me from getting bored.

A nice car and a chauffeur. World-travel.

Nothing too over the top. Property is always the best thing to invest in. I might put a small amount into ethically-minded investments, perhaps ecotech. Do something for the gays, and something for animal charities. Most likely cats.

Perhaps some sort of literary vanity project, just because I can. I've some things to say, not much, but some things of interest I hope.

We can but dream.

by Anonymousreply 3809/20/2013

They don't. It's a myth. Urban gays make 20% or more less than their straight counterparts who are comparably educated.

by Anonymousreply 3909/20/2013

I have money, maybe if all you AIDS infested 'mos weren't spending all your cash on AIDS meds, you'd actually have amounted to something.

Well I mean something your parents would be proud of.

by Anonymousreply 4009/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 4109/22/2013

A massage 1x a week

someone to clean my house 1 x a week

a dog walker every day

These alone would increase my quality of life alot!

by Anonymousreply 4209/22/2013
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