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[quote]Gorgeous specimens. Sigh. When I make my millions I'll have 5 of them by the pool.[/quote]

It's true, right? An average gay guy, once he makes a decent amount of dough, can pretty much have hot guys lounging around his infinity pool all the time, right? Models, etc.

Yeah, they may not be "into" him (they may even be straight), but he still gets to have sex with them and they kind of need him and he's there for them (as long as they stay hot), right?

Would he have to hire private investigators to check up on them when they're out "shopping," and how do gay billionaires deal with HIV when they want to BB w/ hot male models? Do they make the guys not have sex for 2 or 3 weeks, and them have them tested, etc.?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2410/12/2013

Ack, please teach me - it's not [/quote], so then what do I put to close a quote?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 109/16/2013

Quit trying and fuck off, freeper troll.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 209/16/2013

Says a lot about people who'd rather pay people to hang out with them and sleep with them rather than make a connection and have someone actually want to.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 309/16/2013

You don't put anything to close a quote. It's weird, but that's the sole tag that isn't open-and-close... You just put it at the beginning. The end is the next blank line.

So you can't have two paragraphs in the same quote box. Each one will be in its own.

It's stupid, that's the way it is.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 409/16/2013

R2, I'm not trolling. I find this stuff really interesting, and figured some worldly DLers might be able to enlighten us. Why would this thread suggest I'm a Freeper, anyway?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 509/16/2013

R3, not everyone is able to find someone who wants to make a connection. Sometimes the whole 'mutual interest' thing is elusive.

But a man has needs so sometimes you need to do what you need to do.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 609/16/2013

Danke, R4!

by Gotta start a business ... reply 709/16/2013

Have you considered getting a part-time job where you actually hire male models for ad campaigns? You might get quickly turned off men who are so focused on their outer appearance.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 809/16/2013

R8, unfortunately, I'm not qualified for a casting job like that. I'm in LA, but in business school. I was a lawyer before that, sadly.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1009/16/2013

R9, I just said (see emphasis below)

[quote] It's true, right? An average gay guy, once he makes a decent amount of dough, [bold]can [/bold] pretty much have hot guys lounging around his infinity pool all the time, right? Models, etc.

Definitely not saying even a majority of gay guys would live like this if they had the money. I'm think most gay guys want really loving monogamous relationships.

But I'm damaged, and I'm pretty sure this is as good as it could possibly get for me. Toxic parents, etc., leave me a frozen, closed-off, and insecure mess.

Also, I didn't assume all the hot guys would be gay, and this lifestyle isn't completely unheard of among both straight and gay guys, right?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1109/16/2013

Well, rich gay men like their whores; Diller, Geffen, singer, Emmerich, Klein. All partying with street trash andostly gay for pay ones at that. They don't exactly give us a good rep.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1209/16/2013

R9 is a fucking moron.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1309/16/2013

R12, I noticed that, too! They seem to play with trashy guys who look like they work Sunset Blvd. or something. Why not get with attractive models (e.g., Garrett Neff).?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1409/16/2013

R9 is a jackass. Millions of straight men dream of being like Hugh Hefner or more recently, Charlie Sheen.

The reality may not be so glamorous, but why should gay men be deprived of the fantasy?

Therefore who here can answer your fascinating questions? I would happily hire Topher Dimaggio and other A-list porn stars if I had mega-cash.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1509/16/2013

Problem is you get what you pay for, nothing more. If you're happy with that great, but most guys that I've known that pay for guys to hang out with them end up feeling something for a guy they've paid for and then either one of two things happen, the paid for guy sees this as his chance to make bank, or the guy with money finds he can't trust a guy he's paid for. In the end it's not good.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1609/16/2013

"It's true, right? An average gay guy, once he makes a decent amount of dough, can pretty much have hot guys lounging around his infinity pool all the time, right? Models, etc. "

Well, why not? Rich straight bastards do it all the time. All you need is money to waste, and the patience to listen to those idiotic model types talk.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1709/16/2013

Sexy video.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1809/16/2013

There are firms to handle this sort of thing. Expensive, but it saves all the hassle of dealing with people.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 1909/16/2013

[quote]Would he have to hire private investigators to check up on them when they're out "shopping," and how do gay billionaires deal with HIV when they want to BB w/ hot male models? Do they make the guys not have sex for 2 or 3 weeks, and them have them tested, etc.?

This paragraph makes me think R9 isn't as moronic as some of you think.

FUBAR perspective, OP. However damaged you might be, what you want to achieve is twisted.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2009/16/2013

R19 is right. A certain CEO has a full-time procurer who interviews prospective hot-boy invitees to his sex-charged parties.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2109/18/2013

What does romantic love feel like, anyway? Is it that big a deal?

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2210/11/2013

Art fans are willing to pay money to enter art museums, so I can't say it's unfair for them to charge people to look at art.

I can't even say they're overcharging, if people are willing to pay their rates.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2310/12/2013

That's an excellent analogy, R23. I agree.

by Gotta start a business ... reply 2410/12/2013
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