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Vertical Dicks are Hot

Let's post pictures of men with vertical poles. What other porn actors have them? What do you think of them?

by Straight Upreply 5903/01/2014

Ew. Kill it.

by Straight Upreply 109/15/2013


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by Straight Upreply 309/15/2013

I feel blessed that I have vertical tool.

My lovers can readily see that I am into them!

I feel sorry for the limp and bent dicked guys.

Double loser = a bent and downward hard-on, like Adam Levine.

by Straight Upreply 409/15/2013

How did this story about Adam levine having a bent downward pointing dick? I have not seen any items of anyone who claims to have had sex with him or has seen his cock.

by Straight Upreply 510/19/2013

Vertical dicks are possessed by Satan.

by Straight Upreply 610/19/2013

R5 --

Where have you been?

Darling, EVERYONE knows Adam Levine's skinny dick points downward and to the left when hard.

Just look at him .. the DL cognoscenti of these matters can just tell, like super sensitive gaydar.

by Straight Upreply 710/19/2013

R4, just wait until you get older. Your blessing will wilt. Trust me. It happened to me and all 3 of my brothers and my sister's husband.

by Straight Upreply 810/19/2013

He had an accident with the superglue. It's not what you think.

by Straight Upreply 910/19/2013

So hawt!

by Straight Upreply 1010/19/2013

OP is ageist!

by Straight Upreply 1110/19/2013

R8. Did you and your brothers and brother-in-law all get together and compare your wilted dicks?

by Straight Upreply 1210/19/2013

I have a vertical dick. I thought everyone had one, as the first several men I had sex with had dicks resembling mine in shape, if not size (mine was usually the bigger).

Imagine my when I met my first "bent downward pointing dick." And don't you know, I fell in love with him. I ended up introducing him to some guy with a mini-dick, and every so often, I'd get a call from them asking if I'd like to come over and have them "worship" my cock. I said yes a few times, and it would always be this bizarre "THIS is how a dick is SUPPOSED to be. You are a man among men, _______."

Anyway, while mine has the preferred angle of projection, I've never not enjoyed other shapes and angles of dangle, except for some that weren't circumcised. I've had a couple of egg roll-shaped penii, where the head never fully comes out of the foreskin, and those were the only ones I didn't like.

by Straight Upreply 1310/19/2013

Bent downward pointing dick ..... is that a yoga position ???

by Straight Upreply 1410/19/2013

R14. Unfortunately, no. It describes some erect penises. Its ambiguous look can make a person feel downright underappreciated.

by Straight Upreply 1510/19/2013

Vertically erect dicks are not common.

by Straight Upreply 1610/19/2013

I was lucky.

by Straight Upreply 1710/19/2013

A nice vertical dick, just like mine:

by Straight Upreply 1810/19/2013

more vertidic:

by Straight Upreply 1910/19/2013

Is this one naturally vertical? Or is he holding it up?

by Straight Upreply 2010/19/2013

So vertical, he has to push it off of his abs.

by Straight Upreply 2110/19/2013

vertical, with a hint of angle to the left

by Straight Upreply 2210/19/2013

Straight-up geek.

by Straight Upreply 2310/19/2013

The beautiful Shay/Shane86/CoreyCann. Vertical enough?

by Straight Upreply 2410/19/2013

Vertical at 11:00. This is my favorite penis size and shape. It fits inside me perfectly without an ounce of pain.

If there were really such a thing as "Intelligent Design," this guy and I would have found each other IRL and spent the rest of our lives together.

by Straight Upreply 2510/19/2013

More Shea:

by Straight Upreply 2610/19/2013

The first time I saw one I wondered if there were vitamins he took to get his cock so erect. Then I realized that not all dicks are the same...

by Straight Upreply 2710/19/2013

Chocolate vertical

by Straight Upreply 2810/19/2013

More Shea verticality:

by Straight Upreply 2910/19/2013

Most are vertical when hard

by Straight Upreply 3010/19/2013

Donny Wright at 1:00:

by Straight Upreply 3110/19/2013

Which is more important: the angle of the dangle or the heat of the meat?

by Straight Upreply 3210/19/2013

its called youth

by Straight Upreply 3310/19/2013

Mine's vertical too and even the slightest gust of wind or bump in the road gives me a raging hard-on.

by Straight Upreply 3410/19/2013

A dick that curves upwards is best for fucking as it hits the prostate. A vertical dick does the same. I love both. Mine curves up a bit but not as much as some of the wonderful specimens here! It helps give my bottom a handsfree :)

by Straight Upreply 3510/19/2013

When I wake up in the morning mine is so vertical that I have to pee standing on my head.

by Straight Upreply 3610/19/2013

Back, and to the left.

by Straight Upreply 3710/19/2013

I don't get it. What people are posting as 'vertical dicks' sure look like erections to me.

by Straight Upreply 3810/19/2013

Such sweet cocks, the geek with glasses drives me mad.

by Straight Upreply 3910/19/2013

r29 Are there any Shea "butter" pix?

by Straight Upreply 4010/20/2013

R40, click below:

by Straight Upreply 4110/20/2013

I spelled it wrong the first time, R40. It's "Shay," not "Shea."

by Straight Upreply 4210/20/2013

R38 I'll bet you're always this perceptive of the obvious.

by Straight Upreply 4310/20/2013

Holy shit @ R20!

It looks about 14" long!

by Straight Upreply 4410/20/2013

fascinating what makes some guys hard on point straight out and other stand up flat against their stomachs.

Growing up the kid down the street had the same thing it would stand up right against his stomach. Since then I was always curious.

Is difficult to suck off someone when their dick stands up that stiff? Does it hurt to push it down? GEEEEZ what about trying to fuck someone for both parties that must be tough.

by Straight Upreply 4510/20/2013

[quote]Is difficult to suck off someone when their dick stands up that stiff? Does it hurt to push it down? GEEEEZ what about trying to fuck someone for both parties that must be tough.

I've never had a problem receiving a blowjob, R45. There is more flexibility than you imagine. But as you surmise, fucking guys is more pain than pleasure. The only guy I ever got it right with would kind of roll himself up in a ball such that his asshole was slightly off parallel to the ground, and I'd be standing above him.

Luckily, in my fucking days, I preferred the bottom role.

Other than that, I've always looked at the angle of my dangle as the normal way of being. I hadn't thought about it in the longest time until this thread was posted.

What looks strange to me are pics in which the dick [italic]looks[/italic] hard, but which I assume aren't quite ready yet as they point every which way but up. But it seems from what you're telling me, they are, indeed as hard as they're going to get.

I've linked to an example:

by Straight Upreply 4610/20/2013

Mine is nearly vertical, and too rigid to bend past 70 degrees. Presents a slight challenge to some guys sucking me and some topping positions. Feels like it would be more perfect for fucking pussy but I've never tried

by Straight Upreply 4710/20/2013

I'll be acutely disappointed if this thread is part of a viral marketing campaign for the new Zac Efron movie.

by Straight Upreply 4810/20/2013

Well, this thread is NOT about me, that's for sure.

by Straight Upreply 4910/20/2013

[quote]Most are vertical when hard

No, they're not--not even the young. Most are at a 90-degree angle and then less so as one ages.

by Straight Upreply 5010/20/2013

How is it known what size or shape Adam Levine's dick is, R49?

by Straight Upreply 5110/20/2013

I also would like to know R51

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by Straight Upreply 5410/22/2013

Finding north.

by Straight Upreply 5510/22/2013

I have a vertical dick, it gets rock hard, is uncut and bottoms curl their toes with me. I have a below average size cock too, but the verticalness makes up for it and then some. Too bad size-queens won't give my little one a chance.

by Straight Upreply 5610/22/2013

Who saw Adam Levine's dick to now say it curves downward?

by Straight Upreply 5703/01/2014

I don't like the vertical ones at all, but whatever. Variety is the spice of life.

by Straight Upreply 5803/01/2014

My dick is vertical when I'm lying in bed waking up with my morning boner. If I weren't lying down, it wouldn't be vertical

by Straight Upreply 5903/01/2014
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