Let's post pictures of men with vertical poles. What other porn actors have them? What do you think of them?
Vertical Dicks are Hot
|by Straight Up||reply 59||03/01/2014|
Ew. Kill it.
|by Straight Up||reply 1||09/15/2013|
WHET A. J.?
|by Straight Up||reply 2||09/15/2013|
|by Straight Up||reply 3||09/15/2013|
I feel blessed that I have vertical tool.
My lovers can readily see that I am into them!
I feel sorry for the limp and bent dicked guys.
Double loser = a bent and downward hard-on, like Adam Levine.
|by Straight Up||reply 4||09/15/2013|
How did this story about Adam levine having a bent downward pointing dick? I have not seen any items of anyone who claims to have had sex with him or has seen his cock.
|by Straight Up||reply 5||10/19/2013|
Vertical dicks are possessed by Satan.
|by Straight Up||reply 6||10/19/2013|
Where have you been?
Darling, EVERYONE knows Adam Levine's skinny dick points downward and to the left when hard.
Just look at him .. the DL cognoscenti of these matters can just tell, like super sensitive gaydar.
|by Straight Up||reply 7||10/19/2013|
R4, just wait until you get older. Your blessing will wilt. Trust me. It happened to me and all 3 of my brothers and my sister's husband.
|by Straight Up||reply 8||10/19/2013|
He had an accident with the superglue. It's not what you think.
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|by Straight Up||reply 10||10/19/2013|
OP is ageist!
|by Straight Up||reply 11||10/19/2013|
R8. Did you and your brothers and brother-in-law all get together and compare your wilted dicks?
|by Straight Up||reply 12||10/19/2013|
I have a vertical dick. I thought everyone had one, as the first several men I had sex with had dicks resembling mine in shape, if not size (mine was usually the bigger).
Imagine my when I met my first "bent downward pointing dick." And don't you know, I fell in love with him. I ended up introducing him to some guy with a mini-dick, and every so often, I'd get a call from them asking if I'd like to come over and have them "worship" my cock. I said yes a few times, and it would always be this bizarre "THIS is how a dick is SUPPOSED to be. You are a man among men, _______."
Anyway, while mine has the preferred angle of projection, I've never not enjoyed other shapes and angles of dangle, except for some that weren't circumcised. I've had a couple of egg roll-shaped penii, where the head never fully comes out of the foreskin, and those were the only ones I didn't like.
|by Straight Up||reply 13||10/19/2013|
Bent downward pointing dick ..... is that a yoga position ???
|by Straight Up||reply 14||10/19/2013|
R14. Unfortunately, no. It describes some erect penises. Its ambiguous look can make a person feel downright underappreciated.
|by Straight Up||reply 15||10/19/2013|
Vertically erect dicks are not common.
|by Straight Up||reply 16||10/19/2013|
I was lucky.
|by Straight Up||reply 17||10/19/2013|
A nice vertical dick, just like mine:
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|by Straight Up||reply 19||10/19/2013|
Is this one naturally vertical? Or is he holding it up?
|by Straight Up||reply 20||10/19/2013|
So vertical, he has to push it off of his abs.
|by Straight Up||reply 21||10/19/2013|
vertical, with a hint of angle to the left
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|by Straight Up||reply 23||10/19/2013|
The beautiful Shay/Shane86/CoreyCann. Vertical enough?
|by Straight Up||reply 24||10/19/2013|
Vertical at 11:00. This is my favorite penis size and shape. It fits inside me perfectly without an ounce of pain.
If there were really such a thing as "Intelligent Design," this guy and I would have found each other IRL and spent the rest of our lives together.
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|by Straight Up||reply 26||10/19/2013|
The first time I saw one I wondered if there were vitamins he took to get his cock so erect. Then I realized that not all dicks are the same...
|by Straight Up||reply 27||10/19/2013|
|by Straight Up||reply 28||10/19/2013|
More Shea verticality:
|by Straight Up||reply 29||10/19/2013|
Most are vertical when hard
|by Straight Up||reply 30||10/19/2013|
Donny Wright at 1:00:
|by Straight Up||reply 31||10/19/2013|
Which is more important: the angle of the dangle or the heat of the meat?
|by Straight Up||reply 32||10/19/2013|
its called youth
|by Straight Up||reply 33||10/19/2013|
Mine's vertical too and even the slightest gust of wind or bump in the road gives me a raging hard-on.
|by Straight Up||reply 34||10/19/2013|
A dick that curves upwards is best for fucking as it hits the prostate. A vertical dick does the same. I love both. Mine curves up a bit but not as much as some of the wonderful specimens here! It helps give my bottom a handsfree :)
|by Straight Up||reply 35||10/19/2013|
When I wake up in the morning mine is so vertical that I have to pee standing on my head.
|by Straight Up||reply 36||10/19/2013|
Back, and to the left.
|by Straight Up||reply 37||10/19/2013|
I don't get it. What people are posting as 'vertical dicks' sure look like erections to me.
|by Straight Up||reply 38||10/19/2013|
Such sweet cocks, the geek with glasses drives me mad.
|by Straight Up||reply 39||10/19/2013|
r29 Are there any Shea "butter" pix?
|by Straight Up||reply 40||10/20/2013|
R40, click below:
|by Straight Up||reply 41||10/20/2013|
I spelled it wrong the first time, R40. It's "Shay," not "Shea."
|by Straight Up||reply 42||10/20/2013|
R38 I'll bet you're always this perceptive of the obvious.
|by Straight Up||reply 43||10/20/2013|
Holy shit @ R20!
It looks about 14" long!
|by Straight Up||reply 44||10/20/2013|
fascinating what makes some guys hard on point straight out and other stand up flat against their stomachs.
Growing up the kid down the street had the same thing it would stand up right against his stomach. Since then I was always curious.
Is difficult to suck off someone when their dick stands up that stiff? Does it hurt to push it down? GEEEEZ what about trying to fuck someone for both parties that must be tough.
|by Straight Up||reply 45||10/20/2013|
[quote]Is difficult to suck off someone when their dick stands up that stiff? Does it hurt to push it down? GEEEEZ what about trying to fuck someone for both parties that must be tough.
I've never had a problem receiving a blowjob, R45. There is more flexibility than you imagine. But as you surmise, fucking guys is more pain than pleasure. The only guy I ever got it right with would kind of roll himself up in a ball such that his asshole was slightly off parallel to the ground, and I'd be standing above him.
Luckily, in my fucking days, I preferred the bottom role.
Other than that, I've always looked at the angle of my dangle as the normal way of being. I hadn't thought about it in the longest time until this thread was posted.
What looks strange to me are pics in which the dick [italic]looks[/italic] hard, but which I assume aren't quite ready yet as they point every which way but up. But it seems from what you're telling me, they are, indeed as hard as they're going to get.
I've linked to an example:
|by Straight Up||reply 46||10/20/2013|
Mine is nearly vertical, and too rigid to bend past 70 degrees. Presents a slight challenge to some guys sucking me and some topping positions. Feels like it would be more perfect for fucking pussy but I've never tried
|by Straight Up||reply 47||10/20/2013|
I'll be acutely disappointed if this thread is part of a viral marketing campaign for the new Zac Efron movie.
|by Straight Up||reply 48||10/20/2013|
Well, this thread is NOT about me, that's for sure.
|by Straight Up||reply 49||10/20/2013|
[quote]Most are vertical when hard
No, they're not--not even the young. Most are at a 90-degree angle and then less so as one ages.
|by Straight Up||reply 50||10/20/2013|
How is it known what size or shape Adam Levine's dick is, R49?
|by Straight Up||reply 51||10/20/2013|
I also would like to know R51
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|by Straight Up||reply 55||10/22/2013|
I have a vertical dick, it gets rock hard, is uncut and bottoms curl their toes with me. I have a below average size cock too, but the verticalness makes up for it and then some. Too bad size-queens won't give my little one a chance.
|by Straight Up||reply 56||10/22/2013|
Who saw Adam Levine's dick to now say it curves downward?
|by Straight Up||reply 57||03/01/2014|
I don't like the vertical ones at all, but whatever. Variety is the spice of life.
|by Straight Up||reply 58||03/01/2014|
My dick is vertical when I'm lying in bed waking up with my morning boner. If I weren't lying down, it wouldn't be vertical
|by Straight Up||reply 59||03/01/2014|