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Definition of good anal sex

A former boyfriend told me that we had "bad sex" because I never came inside him when I was fucking him. But he always came too soon and then would want me to pull out (I'm kinda big), so I feel like this is unfair.

by Anonymousreply 6210/09/2013

definition - it's BETTER than simply fwapping yourself offf

by Anonymousreply 109/14/2013

He's your ex OP, why do you care what he thinks?

by Anonymousreply 209/14/2013

Next time, next ass, you just keep it in without moving after he's cum and the slooooowly start fucking again. Until you cum. Sometimes he will cum the second time too.

by Anonymousreply 309/14/2013

The odor is a turn-on actually, and like it smells any better fucking a woman in the ass anyway.

by Anonymousreply 509/14/2013

Love OP's humblebragging: he's a hung top who doesn't cum too quick, can last for hours, and it is such a problem, with his big toppy cock.......

by Anonymousreply 609/14/2013

When it goes in on the first try.

by Anonymousreply 709/14/2013

Giver - no brown. Receiver - eyes glaze over.

by Anonymousreply 909/14/2013

R4 - "Santorum" is Yankee Candle's next scent.

by Anonymousreply 1009/14/2013

Everyone who wants to get fucked needs to douche.

by Anonymousreply 1109/14/2013

Poop is good lube.

by Anonymousreply 1209/14/2013

r11 I use the Fleet Aloe enemas. Fabu.

by Anonymousreply 1309/14/2013

Having just kissed one of my FBs goodbye, I'd say good anal is: he's really clean and kissing sweet. I'm really keen. We like each other and want each other to have a great time. He's a complete Bottom and I'm a total Top. He's tight. I'm big. It fits perfectly. We're both verbal and noisy. We can go again after a cuddle and a kiss.

by Anonymousreply 1409/14/2013

How big are you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1509/14/2013

As a bottom with a tight hole, good anal to me is a passionate session. Lots of kissing, body contact, foreplay leading up to it. I like a top who takes part in loosening me up--a good rim job, some fingering, get is all nice and ready. Then he slides in slowly. I like it for him to vary the pace. If I cum first, I can still take it until he does. Best is when I start to cum and it sends the top over the edge and he cums, too. Then a repeat session after some recovery time makes it golden. The second session always lasts longer and involves taking a break or two before busting the second nut. Tough to cum at the same time on the second one, but when it happens, incredible!

by Anonymousreply 1609/14/2013

if the poop doesn't slide out of the guy's ass afterwards you're not doing it right.

You have to fuck the shit out of him.

by Anonymousreply 1809/14/2013

I love it when the top cums first, especially if he comes on my stomach and chest. Then I jerk myself off.

Makes me feel used and dirty, and I love it.

by Anonymousreply 1909/14/2013

It's best for me when I cum just from the guy fucking me and I don't even touch myself.

by Anonymousreply 2209/14/2013

I don't even look when I pull out. I hate the idea there might be shit there. I don't really care for anal all that much.

by Anonymousreply 2309/14/2013

[quote]But he always came too soon

They're always coming and going,

And going and coming...

And always too soon!

by Anonymousreply 2409/14/2013

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 2509/14/2013

I think r16 and I should go on a date... Over a 3-day weekend in a decent hotel with top-notch roomservice.

by Anonymousreply 2609/14/2013

F&F R4. (See also R20/R21.)

by Anonymousreply 2709/14/2013

What R22 said. That's the bottom's holy grail.

by Anonymousreply 2909/14/2013

Why do you need other people's definition of good sex when you're the one having it? Is it good because someone else says so or is it good because you and your partner think it is?

by Anonymousreply 3009/14/2013

When he leaves $200 on the nightstand before he goes.

by Anonymousreply 3109/14/2013

Lesbian with a question:

Why do bottoms want tops to pull out after they (bottoms) cum? I've had anal with a few guys and several women, and I don't need/want withdrawl after an orgasm. Does it irritate the protate?

Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 3309/14/2013

Your ex IS unfair, OP. You should sue.

by Anonymousreply 3409/14/2013

Good anal sex is when, thirty minutes into it, you become so scared that you have to use your safe word: TonsillectomyComplete!

by Anonymousreply 3509/14/2013

R33 It hurts after you come.

by Anonymousreply 3709/14/2013

R37 has it right

by Anonymousreply 3809/15/2013

When he goes to sleep in you. Hard all night.

by Anonymousreply 3909/15/2013

No, inexperienced and nongay douches who've never heard of douching are obsessed with fecal matter.

They're like children who are obsessed with toy airplanes.

by Anonymousreply 4109/15/2013

R26, I'll take that invitation!

by Anonymousreply 4209/15/2013

Sounds like the perfect fuck buddy relationship, R14.

R18, that's precisely why I haven't had sex in my own apartment in over 10 years -- I fuck guys pretty hard and after the last time I had one over and he ruined my sheets, I've refused to host hookups ever since. This is why I always tell bottoms "clean your ass" before we meet because I hate it when that happens. Disgusting.

Btw, I've probably fucked over 40 or 50 guys and have never once cum inside anyone. I attribute this to the fact I always insist on safe sex, even though condoms pretty much kill all the sensation for me. As I said, I tend to fuck pretty hard and have never had any complaints from any of my partners, but it would be nice to not have to finish myself off for once.

by Anonymousreply 4309/16/2013

R33. After men cum, they're generally finished. The state of being 'turned on' is over and dissapates fairly quickly. Once you've cum, the sexual high if there is any (with a painful dick in your ass) has gone. And a dick in the ass feels like an uncomfortable dick in the ass not the pleasurable object it was a few sonds prior to cumming.

We can cuddle sometimes after orgasm, but you gotta get that dick removed from the anus once you've blown your load.

by Anonymousreply 4409/16/2013

Great sex = simultaneous orgasms

by Anonymousreply 4509/16/2013

One word: Assgasm.

I've had tops who hit my anal g-spot and gave my full-body orgasms, and I didn't even shot cum. I shook all over, then collapsed. This would turn the other guy on, and he'd kept fucking my passive flesh until he shot deep inside.

by Anonymousreply 4609/16/2013

R46 is not human. He has nerves that humans don't.

by Anonymousreply 4709/16/2013

I love it when their eyes seem to lose focus and I know they're in orgasm. I feel like I'm playing a Stradivarius and can go on for days. Seems like that anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4810/06/2013

What r46 said. If you are hitting the g-spot good the bottom can continue to cum in his ass over and over without shooting anything or touching his dick. Now that is explosive fucking right there, when the bottom is cumming out the ass. It's not easy for everyone to get their g-spot lit up like that. I personally think it makes you a better bottom. You bottom bitches that say you get turned off after one or two orgasms are kind of bogus!

by Anonymousreply 4910/06/2013

[quote]when the bottom is cumming out the ass

Also known as "when the bottom is shitting himself".

by Anonymousreply 5010/06/2013

Yeah, I call bullshit on the assgasm concept.

It's not like I haven't tried.

by Anonymousreply 5110/06/2013

[quote]I call bullshit on the assgasm concept.

its not

by Anonymousreply 5210/07/2013

"I don't really care for anal all that much."

Wasn't that a song by The Carpenters?

by Anonymousreply 5310/08/2013

bleeding canker sores

by Anonymousreply 5410/08/2013

OP sometimes people just don't "click" sexually. It doesn't mean either of you are bad in bed. You can really find someone nice and a good companion but the sex is just not great.

by Anonymousreply 5510/08/2013

The assgasm is 100% real. My first boyfriend gave me one and turned me all bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5610/08/2013

[quote] love it when their eyes seem to lose focus and I know they're in orgasm

Oh yes.

by Anonymousreply 5710/08/2013

Just fucked some velvety smooth ass last night and walked home with the smell of ass on my face and hands. When anal sex is good it is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 5810/09/2013

fat cock+ tight hole = good anal sex

by Anonymousreply 5910/09/2013

My definition is getting fucked by a big-dicked top and cumming all over my chest without touching my cock.

by Anonymousreply 6010/09/2013

Good anal sex is when they get up in your second hole. Great anal sex is when they're rearranging your small intestines. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 6110/09/2013

R58 +1, love smelling him on me after.

by Anonymousreply 6210/09/2013
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