A former boyfriend told me that we had "bad sex" because I never came inside him when I was fucking him. But he always came too soon and then would want me to pull out (I'm kinda big), so I feel like this is unfair.
Definition of good anal sex
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/09/2013|
definition - it's BETTER than simply fwapping yourself offf
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/13/2013|
He's your ex OP, why do you care what he thinks?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/13/2013|
Next time, next ass, you just keep it in without moving after he's cum and the slooooowly start fucking again. Until you cum. Sometimes he will cum the second time too.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/13/2013|
When you pull out and the odor or debris doesn't make you want to vomit and turn straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/13/2013|
The odor is a turn-on actually, and like it smells any better fucking a woman in the ass anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/13/2013|
Love OP's humblebragging: he's a hung top who doesn't cum too quick, can last for hours, and it is such a problem, with his big toppy cock.......
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/13/2013|
When it goes in on the first try.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/13/2013|
Ass to mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/13/2013|
Giver - no brown. Receiver - eyes glaze over.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/13/2013|
R4 - "Santorum" is Yankee Candle's next scent.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/14/2013|
Everyone who wants to get fucked needs to douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/14/2013|
Poop is good lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/14/2013|
r11 I use the Fleet Aloe enemas. Fabu.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/14/2013|
Having just kissed one of my FBs goodbye, I'd say good anal is: he's really clean and kissing sweet. I'm really keen. We like each other and want each other to have a great time. He's a complete Bottom and I'm a total Top. He's tight. I'm big. It fits perfectly. We're both verbal and noisy. We can go again after a cuddle and a kiss.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/14/2013|
How big are you, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/14/2013|
As a bottom with a tight hole, good anal to me is a passionate session. Lots of kissing, body contact, foreplay leading up to it. I like a top who takes part in loosening me up--a good rim job, some fingering, get is all nice and ready. Then he slides in slowly. I like it for him to vary the pace. If I cum first, I can still take it until he does. Best is when I start to cum and it sends the top over the edge and he cums, too. Then a repeat session after some recovery time makes it golden. The second session always lasts longer and involves taking a break or two before busting the second nut. Tough to cum at the same time on the second one, but when it happens, incredible!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/14/2013|
If the poop doesn't slide out of the guy's ass afterwards.
Don't even get me started if he ate corn.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/14/2013|
if the poop doesn't slide out of the guy's ass afterwards you're not doing it right.
You have to fuck the shit out of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/14/2013|
I love it when the top cums first, especially if he comes on my stomach and chest. Then I jerk myself off.
Makes me feel used and dirty, and I love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/14/2013|
When my anal fissure doesn't split open, causing me to bleed like a stuck pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/14/2013|
When I don't get anal warts or HIV.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/14/2013|
It's best for me when I cum just from the guy fucking me and I don't even touch myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/14/2013|
I don't even look when I pull out. I hate the idea there might be shit there. I don't really care for anal all that much.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/14/2013|
[quote]But he always came too soon
They're always coming and going,
And going and coming...
And always too soon!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/14/2013|
Dear Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/14/2013|
I think r16 and I should go on a date... Over a 3-day weekend in a decent hotel with top-notch roomservice.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/14/2013|
F&F R4. (See also R20/R21.)
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/14/2013|
Sorry, R27. These have all been real-life experiences/anxieties of mine. As with many guys I know. Sometimes "good" means "not embarrassing" as opposed to "what seems to be hot in porn."
Straight people post their real-life fears and mishaps with intercourse everywhere. Do we need to pretend we haven't the same?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/14/2013|
What R22 said. That's the bottom's holy grail.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/14/2013|
Why do you need other people's definition of good sex when you're the one having it? Is it good because someone else says so or is it good because you and your partner think it is?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/14/2013|
When he leaves $200 on the nightstand before he goes.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/14/2013|
R4/R20/R21/R28, nice try, but your cynical game doesn't fly. Why don't you just eat some of that shit you're so afraid of, because we don't need your shit here.
F&F this creep as R27 suggested.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/14/2013|
Lesbian with a question:
Why do bottoms want tops to pull out after they (bottoms) cum? I've had anal with a few guys and several women, and I don't need/want withdrawl after an orgasm. Does it irritate the protate?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/14/2013|
Your ex IS unfair, OP. You should sue.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/14/2013|
Good anal sex is when, thirty minutes into it, you become so scared that you have to use your safe word: TonsillectomyComplete!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/14/2013|
R33 It hurts after you come.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/14/2013|
R37 has it right
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/14/2013|
When he goes to sleep in you. Hard all night.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/15/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/15/2013|
No, inexperienced and nongay douches who've never heard of douching are obsessed with fecal matter.
They're like children who are obsessed with toy airplanes.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/15/2013|
R26, I'll take that invitation!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/15/2013|
Sounds like the perfect fuck buddy relationship, R14.
R18, that's precisely why I haven't had sex in my own apartment in over 10 years -- I fuck guys pretty hard and after the last time I had one over and he ruined my sheets, I've refused to host hookups ever since. This is why I always tell bottoms "clean your ass" before we meet because I hate it when that happens. Disgusting.
Btw, I've probably fucked over 40 or 50 guys and have never once cum inside anyone. I attribute this to the fact I always insist on safe sex, even though condoms pretty much kill all the sensation for me. As I said, I tend to fuck pretty hard and have never had any complaints from any of my partners, but it would be nice to not have to finish myself off for once.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/16/2013|
R33. After men cum, they're generally finished. The state of being 'turned on' is over and dissapates fairly quickly. Once you've cum, the sexual high if there is any (with a painful dick in your ass) has gone. And a dick in the ass feels like an uncomfortable dick in the ass not the pleasurable object it was a few sonds prior to cumming.
We can cuddle sometimes after orgasm, but you gotta get that dick removed from the anus once you've blown your load.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/16/2013|
Great sex = simultaneous orgasms
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/16/2013|
One word: Assgasm.
I've had tops who hit my anal g-spot and gave my full-body orgasms, and I didn't even shot cum. I shook all over, then collapsed. This would turn the other guy on, and he'd kept fucking my passive flesh until he shot deep inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/16/2013|
R46 is not human. He has nerves that humans don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/16/2013|
I love it when their eyes seem to lose focus and I know they're in orgasm. I feel like I'm playing a Stradivarius and can go on for days. Seems like that anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/05/2013|
What r46 said. If you are hitting the g-spot good the bottom can continue to cum in his ass over and over without shooting anything or touching his dick. Now that is explosive fucking right there, when the bottom is cumming out the ass. It's not easy for everyone to get their g-spot lit up like that. I personally think it makes you a better bottom. You bottom bitches that say you get turned off after one or two orgasms are kind of bogus!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/06/2013|
[quote]when the bottom is cumming out the ass
Also known as "when the bottom is shitting himself".
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/06/2013|
Yeah, I call bullshit on the assgasm concept.
It's not like I haven't tried.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/06/2013|
[quote]I call bullshit on the assgasm concept.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/07/2013|
"I don't really care for anal all that much."
Wasn't that a song by The Carpenters?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/08/2013|
bleeding canker sores
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/08/2013|
OP sometimes people just don't "click" sexually. It doesn't mean either of you are bad in bed. You can really find someone nice and a good companion but the sex is just not great.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/08/2013|
The assgasm is 100% real. My first boyfriend gave me one and turned me all bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/08/2013|
[quote] love it when their eyes seem to lose focus and I know they're in orgasm
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/08/2013|
Just fucked some velvety smooth ass last night and walked home with the smell of ass on my face and hands. When anal sex is good it is heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/09/2013|
fat cock+ tight hole = good anal sex
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/09/2013|
My definition is getting fucked by a big-dicked top and cumming all over my chest without touching my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/09/2013|
Good anal sex is when they get up in your second hole. Great anal sex is when they're rearranging your small intestines. Just saying.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/09/2013|
R58 +1, love smelling him on me after.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/09/2013|