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Tasteful Friends, Are You Tired of Beige?

Interesting case study stolen from Curbed.

by Anonymousreply 1609/10/2013

Wow, that is ugly. Who is going to buy that POS?

by Anonymousreply 109/09/2013

We are available for bulldozing.

by Anonymousreply 209/09/2013

The interior looks like it reeks of mothballs.

by Anonymousreply 309/09/2013

Is that Carolyn Appleby's house?

by Anonymousreply 409/09/2013

That gave me a craving for Kung pao chicken.

by Anonymousreply 509/09/2013

Is that a combo kitchen/sitting room/office?

by Anonymousreply 609/09/2013

I kind of like the green sink & toilet in the powder room.

by Anonymousreply 709/09/2013

I love that it's in Des Moines. I think the kicker would be if the owners aren't even Asian, but some random white person / couple.

Actually, that's what one of the article comments says:

"The garden is a Japanese design. The kitchen, mostly Chinese. The bedrooms, some Chinese and some Southeast Asians. Everything else is a mix of Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Malaysians, etc, etc; and even some European thing thrown in. Also, the Chinese characters make no sense, they're just randomly put together. This can only mean one thing.... It's a White dude who did this!!"

by Anonymousreply 809/09/2013

I can see opening a members only "gentlemen's club" there. Meals, massages, happy endings and more delivered by an adoring cadre of Asian woman who cater to their every need. It can also function as a boys hang out with its game room, lounge, and wet bar. They just need to work a bit on the lighting.

3,000 sq feet is pretty large, right? It seems like it would be a good place to run a business, if they can accommodate the parking and the neighbors don't mind. The place is a steal for a business like that if it were legal and zoned. Straight men with money looking for Asian pussy in Iowa are going to think the decor is super-swanky.

by Anonymousreply 909/09/2013

How much fun is that!? In DesMoines! Is so fucking bad it's good.

by Anonymousreply 1009/09/2013

It looks like a Chinese restaurant/opium den!

by Anonymousreply 1109/09/2013

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 1209/09/2013

i think it's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 1309/10/2013

I had a joke about Liberace and a Filipino houseboy, but I can't decide if it's racist or not so I'll refrain.

by Anonymousreply 1409/10/2013

Bury the beige!

by Anonymousreply 1509/10/2013

Fuck beige! Seriously, I'd rather live in this kind of ball-out bad taste, than the kind of wimpy neutral palates that are in fashion today.

Still... THAT is why I say that arterial crimson doesn't belong in interior decorating.

by Anonymousreply 1609/10/2013
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