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Must unconvincing heterosexual in a leading role

Paul Mercurio...in...anything.

by Anonymousreply 3009/10/2013

Peter Saarsgard....in....anything.

by Anonymousreply 109/09/2013

Kevin Spacey. In anything.

by Anonymousreply 209/09/2013

Jodie Foster in Sommersby

by Anonymousreply 309/09/2013

R3 here -- Sorry! Just reread the title of the thread. Is "heterosexual" supposed to be in quotation marks?

Anyway, Jodie Foster was most unconvincing as a hetero in Sommersby.

by Anonymousreply 409/09/2013

That little Asian queen on the TV show "Baby Daddy", he's supposed to be this lady killer but flames come out of his mouth with every line of dialogue.

by Anonymousreply 509/09/2013

Then you wonder why actors don't want to come out.

by Anonymousreply 709/09/2013

I must be the only person who doesn't find Peter Saarsgard the least bit homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 809/09/2013

Not a "leading role" I guess, but I'm amazed that Monroe on Too Close For Comfort was supposed to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 909/09/2013

Peter Saarsgard sent all this up in "Year Of The Dog". He was also funny as hell.

by Anonymousreply 1009/09/2013

Taylor lautner in Abduction

by Anonymousreply 1109/09/2013

Justin Theroux in Mulholland Drive.

Hugh Grant in Bridget Jones.

Matt Damon in that Jack Nicholson cop/mob movie.

by Anonymousreply 1209/09/2013

Christian Bale in everything that requires a love interest character.

by Anonymousreply 1309/09/2013

R5, Are you talking about Tahj Mowry, Tia and Tamera's kid brother? He played Michelle Tanner's little boyfriend on "Full House" and even back then he was a bit fey.

by Anonymousreply 1409/09/2013

Paul Mercurio got...fat.

by Anonymousreply 1509/09/2013

Clifton Webb.

by Anonymousreply 1609/09/2013

Rosie O'Donnell in "Exit to Eden."

by Anonymousreply 1709/09/2013

The chemistry between Matthew McConaughey and Jodie Foster almost destroyed "Contact."

by Anonymousreply 1809/09/2013

"Taylor lautner in Abduction"

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

by Anonymousreply 1909/09/2013

Matt Damon has never made a film with Jack Nicholson, r12. Check your facts before you post, TIA!

by Anonymousreply 2009/09/2013

Wow, R20. Except for that one that won the Academy Award for Best Picture.

by Anonymousreply 2109/10/2013

Cyril Ritchard as a heterosexual rapist in Hitchcock's "Blackmail."

by Anonymousreply 2209/10/2013

Paul Mercurio has been married to a woman for decades who has had three children with him.

by Anonymousreply 2309/10/2013

And your point is, R23?

by Anonymousreply 2409/10/2013

Tony Randall as a supposedly straight Felix Unger was pretty silly.

by Anonymousreply 2509/10/2013

Tony Randall was even less convincing as the supposedly straight Tony Randall.

by Anonymousreply 2609/10/2013

PM actually gags when he has to touch a woman. His wedding must have been one big vomitorium.

by Anonymousreply 2709/10/2013

Tony Randall was straight. Not all men who strike you as obviously gay are gay just like all men who strike many people as obviously straight are straight.

by Anonymousreply 2809/10/2013

Isn't Paul Mercurio now a celebrity chef? Owns a restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 2909/10/2013

My god, is that really Mercurio?

by Anonymousreply 3009/10/2013
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