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How to piss off a Republican?

Well . . . ?

by Anonymousreply 2409/09/2013

Use logic.

by Anonymousreply 109/09/2013

Be happy.

by Anonymousreply 209/09/2013

Say, "Obama"

by Anonymousreply 309/09/2013

Pissed off is their default position.

by Anonymousreply 409/09/2013

Just exist. Never fails.

by Anonymousreply 509/09/2013

Stand on his head, aim straight down. Can't miss. He hates it, but he loves it too.

by Anonymousreply 609/09/2013

Ask them how that Southern Strategy is working for them.

by Anonymousreply 709/09/2013

Show,us your disability check while buying liquor

by Anonymousreply 809/09/2013

Carry out an act of goodwill.

by Anonymousreply 909/09/2013

Talk about their taxes

by Anonymousreply 1009/09/2013

R9. Wrong. Republicans donate and perform acts of goodwill. Democrats, or progressives, rely on the government to do it.

by Anonymousreply 1109/09/2013

Ask them when they're going to renounce their medicare and social security benefits.

by Anonymousreply 1209/09/2013

They get upset when you mention that Dubya went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard and is a military deserter.

by Anonymousreply 1309/09/2013

Tell them a 'welfare queen' is moving next door.

by Anonymousreply 1409/09/2013

That's right, R11. Republicans do perform acts of goodwill, which is why they want to cut millions of people from the food stamp program. And why the Koch brothers donate to organizations to eliminate labor unions.

by Anonymousreply 1509/09/2013

Be black and vote.

by Anonymousreply 1609/09/2013

I am a gay man. I don't have to DO anything to piss off a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 1709/09/2013

R11 Providing subsidies for the oil industry is not considered an act of goodwill.

by Anonymousreply 1809/09/2013

[quote]Republicans donate and perform acts of goodwill.

Can you provide the name of the Republican who did that?

by Anonymousreply 1909/09/2013

Try this: "I hear Jane Fonda is going to get an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of Nancy Reagan in The Butler."

Of course she isn't actually going to get nominated but be prepared to give cpr.

by Anonymousreply 2009/09/2013

Be in possession of a vagina.

Be any shade of brown.

Be educated.

It's OK to be gay as long as you don't practise being gay outside of airport bathrooms. Or with anyone else except senators.

by Anonymousreply 2109/09/2013

Ding DINg DING, R16 wins

by Anonymousreply 2209/09/2013

Implement their healthcare reform idea.

by Anonymousreply 2309/09/2013

No, R19 I will not give you my name.

by Anonymousreply 2409/09/2013
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