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The Jonas Brothers are posing for the cover of Out Magazine?

WTF? What is this tomfoolery? How can two out of three of them do this with a straight face?

This is like Simon Halls posing on the cover of Abuse Prevention Quarterly.

by Anonymousreply 5810/12/2014

Their pussies are on fire

by Anonymousreply 109/08/2013

Try eating artichokes, it helped me a lot.

by Anonymousreply 209/08/2013

Nick is taking steroids. He's also the only straight one on that cover.

by Anonymousreply 309/08/2013

That magazine is shit. I still get it for free in the mail and stopped subscribing ages ago. (no, it's not being debited from any account ...)

Out magazine should have a rule ... the cover is for OUT people. What a brainstorm !!

by Anonymousreply 409/08/2013

And Time should be only for people with clocks.

by Anonymousreply 509/08/2013

What's up with those moles. Every one of those Jonases has more moles than an old Jewess. Yech.

by Anonymousreply 609/08/2013

The Jonai look like Arabic guys from North Africa.

by Anonymousreply 709/08/2013

It's another "Our Straight Friends!" cover story.

by Anonymousreply 809/08/2013

R5, it's always been this way. When Terrence McNally won the Best Play Tony for "Love, Valour, Compassion," the next person to grace OUT's cover was Ricki Lake. I sent them a note asking why such a high-achieving, OUT gay man couldn't've been on the cover, and believe it or not, they called me up to ask who Terrence McNally was.

I've thought of it as IN ever since. I don't subscribe. I buy it when someone good is on the cover, NPH for example.

by Anonymousreply 909/08/2013

I meant 9 for R4.

by Anonymousreply 1009/08/2013

[quote]and believe it or not, they called me up to ask who Terrence McNally was.

You're just making shit up, gramps.

by Anonymousreply 1109/08/2013

Lord have mercy.

Nick is so gorgeous - but you know he's only doing it to support one or both of his brothers.

VPL on the photographer, btw, who's only too happy to be taking their pictures...

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2013

I used to think they were the biggest douchebags until I fell in love with Nick playing Marius in Les Mis. I'd always preferred Enjolras.

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2013

Maybe one is coming out in the issue.

by Anonymousreply 1409/08/2013

I'm really sick of the Simon Halls troll. No one GAF doll.

And yes the Jonas Brothers look Arabic.

by Anonymousreply 1509/08/2013

Joan Rivers asked Nick on Friday night's Fashion Police if her were gay.

He gave the standard answer that he likes women, but he has a lot of gay friends whom he supports.

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2013

Well Nick is the straight one, so that makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2013

what is their "ethnic" background?

by Anonymousreply 1809/08/2013

What was the point of even asking a question like that. What did she expect, that he was going to come out to her right then and there?

by Anonymousreply 1909/08/2013

For Pete's sake, the Jonases have Italian ancestry. They don't look like Arabs.

by Anonymousreply 2009/08/2013

OP, chill dude. It's not that serious, man.

by Anonymousreply 2109/08/2013

who is Terrence McNally?

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2013

they have a bit of Turkish in them

by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2013

R18, why "ethnic" in quotes?

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2013

yeah, you're right, no quotes necessary, R24

by Anonymousreply 2509/08/2013

Who is "Terrence McNally"?

by Anonymousreply 2609/08/2013

Joan said to them in a general way that there are gay rumors about them. She wasn't asking Nick to speak. Nick happens to be the only straight one which is probably why he answered that he was straight while the other two looked around and wouldn't confirm or deny if they were gay.

That's why the gay question was so hilarious b/c it was the straight guy who spoke up. Dumb, since we know he's the straight one and I'm sure Joan knew it too, she was just tweaking the other two who didn't speak up.

by Anonymousreply 2709/08/2013

Terrence McNally

by Anonymousreply 2809/08/2013

Joe's face in response to Joan spoke mentioning the gay rumors makes me think he is a brutal top.

by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2013

VPL, R12? What are you, 12?

by Anonymousreply 3009/09/2013

The Jonas Brothers are of Italian (from a maternal great-grandfather), German, Cherokee, English, Irish, Scottish and French-Canadian descent.

by Anonymousreply 3109/09/2013

did the (totally straight) married one have his nose done? he looks different.

by Anonymousreply 3209/09/2013

It's the French Canadian in them. Loads of French Canadians have those swarthy, mole-y, curly-locked looks.

by Anonymousreply 3309/09/2013

Why does the one who does Broadway musicals get the "straight" label?

by Anonymousreply 3409/09/2013

Holy shit Nick is fucking HUGE!

And yet, somehow it's his thick, lustrous hair that is the best part

by Anonymousreply 3509/10/2013

Posted this in another Jonas thread but I saw Nick at the Chelsea Whole Foods yesterday.

Anyway, he was very cute, wearing black gym shorts, very tight black sleeveless tee and sneakers. He was small, maybe just 5'8" but very well-proportioned.

His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it. I've never seen such small eyes that could be so entrancing!

No one else seemed to notice him.

by Anonymousreply 3609/10/2013

[quote]Why does the one who does Broadway musicals get the "straight" label?

Two of the brothers have done Broadway musicals. The parents pushed Nick onto Broadway at age 7. Joe followed in his footsteps appearing in Baz Luhrmann's production of "La Bohème."

by Anonymousreply 3709/10/2013

How did this devolve into them posing to be on the cover? I haven't seen anywhere that they are supposed to be featured on the cover, just that this is a photoshoot for Out magazine. There are plenty of other pages in the mag.

by Anonymousreply 3809/10/2013

The muscle-y one looks like a professional whore.

by Anonymousreply 3909/10/2013

[Quote]His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it.

And the Mary! goes to...

by Anonymousreply 4009/10/2013

On the local Providence news this weekend was a story about Miss Universe who is from Rhode Island. They were re-naming a street for her in Cranston and there was a big ceremony and none other than Nick Jonas was there to offer his support as he is apparently dating her. She is very pretty so they make a cute couple.

by Anonymousreply 4109/10/2013

Who the fuck is Simon Halls?

by Anonymousreply 4209/10/2013

[quote]His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it. I've never seen such small eyes that could be so entrancing!

This post is so fucking MARY that three Portuguese peasant children fell to their knees in adoration upon reading it.

by Anonymousreply 4309/10/2013

R43 wins the Internet. W&W x 1000.

R42, Simon Halls is Matt Bomer's abusive husband.

by Anonymousreply 4409/10/2013

How do we know he's abusive?

by Anonymousreply 4509/10/2013

Who is on the cover of Closet Magazine? Lance Bass?

by Anonymousreply 4609/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 4709/10/2013

Joe's hair looks like shit. He is looking like Joey Lawrence-- before Joey shaved his head and got hot.

Seriously, that haircut is very Ross on "Friends"-- circa 1996.

by Anonymousreply 4809/10/2013

I agree, the Simon Halls shit is lame and obsessive. Of course, so is 'wins the internet'.

by Anonymousreply 4909/10/2013

[quote]the Simon Halls shit is lame and obsessive.

You seem like an old grouch who doesn't even laugh at all the hysterically funny Helen Lawson and Crystal Connors posts.

by Anonymousreply 5009/11/2013

[quote]For Pete's sake, the Jonases have Italian ancestry. They don't look like Arabs.

So embarrassed for you. Truly.

by Anonymousreply 5109/11/2013

Joe definitely looks better with longer hair.

Now he looks like one of those militant, boot-wearing fags from the 1970s. Just give him a plaid shirt and some Levis and he could pass for a a clone from the Castro.

by Anonymousreply 5209/11/2013

He looks like Joyce DeWitt in R52's photo.

by Anonymousreply 5309/12/2013

Does Muscle Boy have those zits on his face because of steroids? Don't they fuck up your skin?

by Anonymousreply 5409/12/2013

OK, R53, if you don't like the flatironed look, here's one with his long hair au naturel.

Hot as fuck either way.

by Anonymousreply 5509/12/2013

[quote]Does Muscle Boy have those zits on his face because of steroids?

I doubt he would be doing steroids when that could cause major problems with his diabetes.

by Anonymousreply 5609/12/2013

All the Jonases have always been moley.

by Anonymousreply 5709/12/2013


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