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Things New Yorkers say when they travel

"This Italian restaurant is ok, but being from New York..."

"Oh we're used to walking, we're from New York!"

"Wow, in New York there would be people everywhere, these sidewalks are empty."

by Anonymousreply 3509/09/2013

Where the hell are all the taxis!?

by Anonymousreply 109/09/2013

[quote]Things New Yorkers say when they travel

I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York.

by Anonymousreply 209/09/2013

What, no subways!

by Anonymousreply 309/09/2013

Don't worry! I was shot worse than this in Brooklyn!

by Anonymousreply 409/09/2013

How come when I go outside here, there's no piss smell in the air?

by Anonymousreply 509/09/2013

Where are all the masterbators on the public transportation around here?

by Anonymousreply 609/09/2013

You call this a bagel?

by Anonymousreply 709/09/2013

"Why do I even bother traveling? New York has EVERYTHING!"

by Anonymousreply 809/09/2013

This bathroom is twice the size of my whole apartment.

by Anonymousreply 909/09/2013

Where's the traffic?

by Anonymousreply 1009/09/2013

Just try to get a nice risotto or flank steak at 4 am here. (mispronounced Yiddish invective)

by Anonymousreply 1109/09/2013

"Look at all the fat people. How do their knees support them? Oh, well that explains the scooters, doesn't it."

"Aren't you worried about getting your sister pregnant?"

"And what exactly is cow-tipping again?"

"Vegetables, yes. With a V. You grow them in the ground and eat them. They're quite good."

"It's like watching a TV show, only live. We call it 'theatre'."

"We don't have Wal-Marts in New York. Now that you ask it, I'm not sure where I would go to buy guns and Christian music CDs."

by Anonymousreply 1209/09/2013

The flyovers really resent NYers. We actually never give you guys a second thought.

by Anonymousreply 1309/09/2013

"You say, 'Don't let the bedbugs bite,' as a JOKE?! To us it is a solemn prayer."

by Anonymousreply 1409/09/2013

[quote]We actually never give you guys a second thought.

...which explains your post and a million others like it.

by Anonymousreply 1509/09/2013

Jaywalking!? I'm from New York City officer, we call it crossing the street.

by Anonymousreply 1609/09/2013

"New York is just better."

So suck it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1709/09/2013

R6, there is generally no public transportation there -- where ever there is -- but if there were, odds are that the passengers would know how to spell "masturbate."

Your slurs lose their potency when you misspell them.

by Anonymousreply 1809/09/2013

this shit again? get a life people.

or not I suppose. if it all makes you feel better about where you live, then I guess it's therapeutic, right?

by Anonymousreply 1909/09/2013

[quote]The flyovers really resent NYers. We actually never give you guys a second thought.

Which rather explains the fallacy of OP's question. In truth, New Yorkers are some of the most poorly traveled people and only rarely --and with great reluctance-- set foot off their patch. On the one hand, a bit of travel might do them a world of good, on the other it does the world a lot of good to keep them so tidily corralled.

by Anonymousreply 2009/09/2013

Slur impotency!

R18, LOL.

by Anonymousreply 2109/09/2013

"This is the first ime I've ever been to New Jersey"

by Anonymousreply 2209/09/2013

Nyers used to be admirable for their toughness and humor. This thread proves once again that the new breed is a bunch of whiny bitches.

Yeesh, toughen UP. Back in the day, real NYers would have ignored it or played along, not come up with some defensive bs. "NY is the only place on earth where people eat vegetables!" Really: wtf.

by Anonymousreply 2309/09/2013

"I don't know why I was stressing losing those extra five lbs. I'm easily the hottest person on the beach."

by Anonymousreply 2409/09/2013

[quote]"Vegetables, yes. With a V. You grow them in the ground and eat them. They're quite good."

Wonderful, R12.

by Anonymousreply 2509/09/2013

"In truth, New Yorkers are some of the most poorly traveled people and only rarely --and with great reluctance-- set foot off their patch."

And you have the anecdotal evidence that bears this out, no doubt!

by Anonymousreply 2609/09/2013

the SATC episode where Miranda dates the guy who hasn't left Mnahattan in 15 years or something

by Anonymousreply 2709/09/2013

Thank you R 26. Geesh even my maid goes to St. Barths for the New Year.

by Anonymousreply 2809/09/2013

Truly, I am insulted to my very core. Life no longer has any meaning.

I shall spend the day with my three therapists; perhaps they can help me heal from this witty, merciless attack upon my beloved city.

by Anonymousreply 2909/09/2013

Well, keep up the good fight, r29. I'm sure it's not easy being part of a once-great city's decline.

by Anonymousreply 3009/09/2013

[quote] The flyovers really resent NYers. We actually never give you guys a second thought.

Do NYers really say that when they travel?

by Anonymousreply 3109/09/2013

[quote] The flyovers really resent NYers. We actually never give you guys a second thought.

Actually, besides posting this thread, the rest of America doesn't give NYC a second thought.

And that just KILLS people like you.

New Yorkers have a tendency to assume that everyone in the world is envying their NYC lifestyle every minute.

by Anonymousreply 3209/09/2013

"OH MY GOD! THIS BAR TAB IS ONLY $20!!!"

"OH MY GOD, NO ONE IS ON THE SUBWAY!"

"OH MY GOD, that neighborhood is DANGEROUS! how do you people LIVE!"

by Anonymousreply 3309/09/2013

- What an adorable little dog!!!

- Ma'am, that's a rat.

by Anonymousreply 3409/09/2013

[quote]New Yorkers have a tendency to assume that everyone in the world is envying their NYC lifestyle every minute.

People from Maine all have an obsessive fear of heights.

Every resident of the state of Ohio has had sexual relations with Imelda Marcos.

The entire population of New Mexico went to boarding school with Nelson Rockefeller's granddaughter.

All of Oregon's residents share the same middle name of "Orenthal".

by Anonymousreply 3509/09/2013
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