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Efukt: "The Education of a Spanish Virgin"

How much you want to bet this kid is gay. Poor thing.

Efukt is hilarious.

[quote]Dude's 18, doesn't know what a clitoris is and weighs less than Ally McBeal. But in the land of fuck-4-a-buck, all that really matters is the size of your Churro... and proportionately speaking, this dude's got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a fucking toothpick.

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2013

They both look malnourished. What is this? Some kind of third-world fetish porn?

by Anonymousreply 109/08/2013

He looks like he's not really into her.

by Anonymousreply 209/08/2013

The instructions from the director are a good demonstration of the strange elements of heterosexual sex.

by Anonymousreply 309/08/2013

They look like drug addicts.

by Anonymousreply 409/08/2013

No r3...the strange world of heterosexual porn, where missionary doesn't seem to exist.

by Anonymousreply 509/08/2013

They look like kids

by Anonymousreply 609/08/2013

Fifteen if they're a day

by Anonymousreply 709/08/2013

If he's 15, his cock will grow even more. Scary thought.

by Anonymousreply 809/08/2013

I doubt 15 year olds are packing that kind of meat.

by Anonymousreply 909/08/2013

It's actually sad.

by Anonymousreply 1009/08/2013

Gross! They look under aged.

by Anonymousreply 1109/08/2013

That was painful to watch. Both seemed rather inexperienced, and I believe that the language barrier was the worst problem. It was also unfortunate that they were being tutored to use dull, standard porn-speak and aggression (hit this, slap that, call her a bitch, etc). Neither seemed to be experiencing one iota of pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2013

I thought he was big, R12. Not *huge*, but definitely way above-average.

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2013

You guys do realize this is not amature porn and they're definitly 18? Right?....Right?

by Anonymousreply 1409/08/2013

"And he isn't that big, either"

That was pretty darn big. I'd say at least 2σ away from the average. In other words, average porn length and girth, but very large to those experiencing real life on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 1509/08/2013

He seems to specialize in videos for people who like to be disgusted:

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2013

At most way those two are older.

What kills me is that they look so young you got to wonder how the porn director got them...

Can you imagine being barely 18 and porn is the best you can do!

It's just sad...

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2013
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