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Guns drawn on Prince Andrew inside Buckingham palace

Yes police inside Buckingham Palace thought Prince Andrew was an intruder and pulled their guns on him. I would assume he was not amused

by Anonymousreply 3109/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 109/08/2013

He may not have been amused, but it got him hard. That's the most excitement he's had in that stuffy building in years!

by Anonymousreply 209/08/2013

You'd think they'd know what Prince Andrew looks like.

by Anonymousreply 309/08/2013

Partner and I just heard this on the radio in the car. Absolutely hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 409/08/2013

Understandable. Aren't he and his ex crooks?

by Anonymousreply 509/08/2013

Was this in the middle of the night? Was he slithering in after a night on the town?

by Anonymousreply 609/08/2013

'No weapons drawn' Police said no weapons were drawn in the incident involving the duke, who is the Queen's second son and has an apartment and office at Buckingham Palace.


by Anonymousreply 709/08/2013

Maybe they were holding job applications and since he's never seen one, he just assumed they were weapons.

by Anonymousreply 809/08/2013

Maybe he was naked and that's why they thought something was amiss. Perhaps he and Fergie are looking to spice things up to try to rekindle their relationship, and ventured into an unusual part of the palace for them to be in for their nightly romp.

by Anonymousreply 909/08/2013

He is quite annoying. Maybe they just felt compelled to Taser him a bit for the public good.

by Anonymousreply 1009/08/2013

Yes! They were playing naked hide and seek.

by Anonymousreply 1109/08/2013

I can understand why he might have been out among the bushes. It's London, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2013

Or maybe his mum was hinting that she'd like him to consider moving out.

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2013

The Queen is still at Balmoral

by Anonymousreply 1409/08/2013

Heads will roll over this, nobody yells at mommy's favorite.

by Anonymousreply 1509/08/2013

I wonder if faced with that situation he says, "I'm the Duke of York!" or whether he just says, "I'm Prince Andrew!" They'd recognize the latter name much more quickly.

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2013

Are all of the corgis at Balmoral? They don't care for him. They might have been chasing him around the palace, nipping at his ankles.

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2013

The Sunday Express earlier reported officers pointed their guns and ordered him to "put your hands up and get on the ground" after mistaking him for an intruder.

Did they frisk him while he was laying on the ground? Were the royal jewels touched? Was he yelling at them? Did he give them the old...DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

I want details!

by Anonymousreply 1809/08/2013

Was he naked? Heard years ago that he's a naturist.

by Anonymousreply 1909/08/2013

"The queen's famous words are get it right, put it right, and there will be a review, that you can be certain of, and hopefully it will be put right," former royal chief of protection Dai Davies told

by Anonymousreply 2009/08/2013

I'll take care of this. I'm always getting my man out of difficult situations.

by Anonymousreply 2109/08/2013

LOL r21

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2013

So what? Tempest in a teapot. Surprised it hasn't happened before (if it hasn't).

by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2013

It was out in the garden in the evening. He was on his knees, naked, with his face hidden in the crotch of the naked gardener. It's no wonder they couldn't see who it was.

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 2509/08/2013

Next week's newspaper on the Isle of Man:

"2 New Police Officers Assigned to Local Duty."

by Anonymousreply 2609/08/2013

George Zimmerman: "Don't look at me, I was at home making -ceviche-..."

by Anonymousreply 2709/08/2013

r26 IF they're lucky. My money's on the Outer Hebrides.

by Anonymousreply 2809/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2013

That should take the pompous prince down a peg !

by Anonymousreply 3009/09/2013

[quote]"2 New Police Officers Assigned to Local Duty."

Probably not. HRH thought the cops were the strippers he had ordered, and immediately demanded they take their clothes off as he belted out "It's Raining Men". Again. So, the local constabulary has one up on Andrew.

by Anonymousreply 3109/09/2013
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