I think we have to decide.
What kind of male ass do you prefer?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/19/2015|
Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/07/2013|
All of them
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/07/2013|
[quote]Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
Not according to the votes, even though you've hysterically insisted as much on this forum for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/07/2013|
We need ass pics to vote fairly and properly.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/07/2013|
I voted small, although I like all kinds. Flat asses, though, are the easiest to eat well.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/07/2013|
What's the difference between "Huge, like Anthony Recker's" and "A bubblebutt, round and high". Isn't his a bubble butt, round and high?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/07/2013|
This poll is useless without pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/07/2013|
I have a bubble butt that I frequently get compliments on, yet I hate it and wish it were small and flat... I love guys who show no curve whatsoever in pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/07/2013|
These sorts of threads for some reason always remind me of a middle-aged man in a factory I worked in to pay for college. Invariably, when he was describing the buxom blonde women that were his acme, he would say, "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see the hole it came out of."
Obviously I was traumatized. But after 9 posts and no pics, including from the poster complaining about no pics, I figured you deserved it.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/07/2013|
Anthony Recker's is not a bubble butt. Its too huge to be one, nor is it round enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/07/2013|
We've all changed it in our minds to include a blond, hirsute muscle god, R10. Mmm...
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/07/2013|
we need pictures for each options.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/07/2013|
Oops, corrected link.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/07/2013|
"We have to decide"? "We" don't get a vote as to what kind of ass I prefer.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/07/2013|
La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaa
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/08/2013|
The most important thing is that it be gorilla hairy. Size is less important, and a huge ass does nothing for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/08/2013|
I prefer that an ass be without hair. Size is much more important, and I very much prefer huge, round asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/08/2013|
An ass pic of Recker playing today. From the side.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/08/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/08/2013|
I agree r2, all of them. Anthony Recker needs to have his ass spanked every day until it gets flattened out-HA! or should I say Recker's ass needs to be wrecked. Alot depends on the personality of the guy attached to the ass and for me I prefer white men 99.9% of the time and of those only American men.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/08/2013|
This poll confirms what I've long suspected and r3 has too, apparently - there are a few very vocal die-hard huge ass freaks who post all over this board. I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me. Small or square and muscular would be my choices and NO HAIR. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/08/2013|
That's why I created the poll, r28. I was sick of the Anthony Recker "womanly ass" troll acting like everyone in the forum shares his same particular fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/08/2013|
Former Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/08/2013|
Yeah the results don't surprise me. It is a vocal minority of posters who are obsessed with these outlandish body types like Recker's ginormous ass. Most gay guys don't share that view.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/08/2013|
Does Recker have a womanly ass though?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/08/2013|
Only 11% care about his ass, r32.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/08/2013|
No, he doesn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/08/2013|
But for those who do, does he?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/08/2013|
As an ass aficionado, this guy is in my top two on the internet. I guess it would be classified as a round bubblebutt, soft with a hairy crack.
I like dudes that have nice muscles in the chests and arms. But the ass needs to be thick and soft so that cake can bounce when I fuck it and smack it. The square muscled butts are just as good for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/09/2013|
a soccer player's ass! it's heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/09/2013|
Guys with flat butts are a huge turn off.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/09/2013|
hmmm, not necessarily r38, at least as far as I'm concerned. Most guys have asses that are on the flat and/or small side anyway so that is "normal" for a guy. I think r36 has it exactly right. Although I like nice, round, soft bottoms on a guy for spanking and fucking, they cannot be womanly as quite a few men with bigger bottoms can be, and big butts sometimes go with men who are fat all around. So, depending on the guy, I can smack that flat ass even flatter and get just as much satisfaction out of it as with a rounder one.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/12/2013|
R28, I am one of the Anthony Recker trolls, and I agree that it's only a minority of people who like huge, round asses like his. And that's reflected in the results of the poll. It's an unusual fetish to like butts like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2013|
What kind of male ass do you prefer?
The one my dick is in.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2013|
Small and firm and SMOOTH. I like a guy's butt to fit in one hand (I do have large hands).
Bubble butts are my second choice.
Hate flat, flabby, and/or hairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/18/2013|
The first option was not leading at all the first week this poll was posted (indeed, it was clearly in 3rd place).
I suspect the big ass troll has been voting on it every single day since it was posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/18/2013|
For actual sex? Compact bubble (not a big huge badonka donk beefy ass). I want to get up in there all the way, and I'm only 7".
Visually, though, the big round jock butts do turn my head. Every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/18/2013|
What falls under "other"?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/18/2013|
[quote]I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me.
Yeah, because you are a BOTTOM! Just say it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/18/2013|
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! LUV a big, beefy bootay. Smack dat azz!
Flat asses---no thank you! I gotta have something to grab onto!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/18/2013|
I think all types can be nice (except the flat shallow ones). Look at Kylie and JLo, both idealised.
Is there an equivalent male celeb to Kylie with a celebrated small tight ass? I can't think of any.
I have to say that ones with a bit of meat on them is best I think, but not into overly big.
And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked.
Baseball, tennis and sports azz are almost always good so maybe shows you can work at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/18/2013|
Typical white boy flat ass
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/18/2013|
Love fat ass white boys
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/18/2013|
Only the disgusting mashed-potatoes-in-a-sack Recker and associated fat asses of tedious sports?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/18/2013|
"And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked."
Yes, what counts as a womanly ass? Examples please.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/19/2013|
I normally prefer the huge cakes. But I saw a gorgeous muscular black dude today, about 6' with a compact bubble butt, and I was very intrigued. His shirt was untucked, and the material started to gather on top of his ass, so I could see his cheeks go up and down ass he walked. I think I started drooling.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/19/2013|
r36 here. This is my favorite ass of all times. Soft and bubbly and he has a pretty athletic body. He also has an awesome curvy shape and his dick is the perfect size!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/23/2013|
The bottom in this video has a nice ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/25/2014|
A furry butt and I'm down there for a long while.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/25/2014|
My boyfriend has the perfect ass - round, hard. I'm in love with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/25/2014|
r57 - I am with you. As hairy as can be.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/25/2014|
The kind you can serve drinks off of.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/25/2014|
Slightly hairy, musky, small, hard and tight
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/25/2014|
One with a pulse.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/19/2015|
My ideal ass would be shapely, but not huge, with some hair in the crack but not on the globes.
Of course, in reality, I'd accept almost any kind of ass. Beggars can't be choosers.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/19/2015|
This one is just perfect !!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/19/2015|
The hairier the better. I leave the gym just about when a guy with a very hairy ass comes in. If he's late, I'll wait around until he comes just to glimpse his gorgeous ass when he changes.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/19/2015|