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What kind of male ass do you prefer?

I think we have to decide.

by Anonymousreply 6707/19/2015

Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.

by Anonymousreply 109/07/2013

All of them

by Anonymousreply 209/07/2013

[quote]Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.

Not according to the votes, even though you've hysterically insisted as much on this forum for years.

by Anonymousreply 309/07/2013

We need ass pics to vote fairly and properly.

by Anonymousreply 409/07/2013

I voted small, although I like all kinds. Flat asses, though, are the easiest to eat well.

by Anonymousreply 509/07/2013

What's the difference between "Huge, like Anthony Recker's" and "A bubblebutt, round and high". Isn't his a bubble butt, round and high?

by Anonymousreply 609/07/2013

This poll is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 709/07/2013

Butt bump.

by Anonymousreply 809/07/2013

I have a bubble butt that I frequently get compliments on, yet I hate it and wish it were small and flat... I love guys who show no curve whatsoever in pants.

by Anonymousreply 909/07/2013

These sorts of threads for some reason always remind me of a middle-aged man in a factory I worked in to pay for college. Invariably, when he was describing the buxom blonde women that were his acme, he would say, "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see the hole it came out of."

Obviously I was traumatized. But after 9 posts and no pics, including from the poster complaining about no pics, I figured you deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 1009/07/2013

Anthony Recker's is not a bubble butt. Its too huge to be one, nor is it round enough.

by Anonymousreply 1109/07/2013

We've all changed it in our minds to include a blond, hirsute muscle god, R10. Mmm...

by Anonymousreply 1209/07/2013

we need pictures for each options.

by Anonymousreply 1309/07/2013

R11, not round enough and not a bubble? Look at the link. People at his college used to say he had a girl's ass on a jock's muscular body because it was so round and like a bubble.

by Anonymousreply 1409/07/2013

Here's another.

by Anonymousreply 1509/07/2013

Oops, corrected link.

by Anonymousreply 1609/07/2013

"We have to decide"? "We" don't get a vote as to what kind of ass I prefer.

by Anonymousreply 1709/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 1809/07/2013

La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaa

by Anonymousreply 1909/07/2013

More, please?

by Anonymousreply 2009/08/2013

The most important thing is that it be gorilla hairy. Size is less important, and a huge ass does nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 2109/08/2013

I prefer that an ass be without hair. Size is much more important, and I very much prefer huge, round asses.

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2013

An ass pic of Recker playing today. From the side.

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 2509/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 2609/08/2013

I agree r2, all of them. Anthony Recker needs to have his ass spanked every day until it gets flattened out-HA! or should I say Recker's ass needs to be wrecked. Alot depends on the personality of the guy attached to the ass and for me I prefer white men 99.9% of the time and of those only American men.

by Anonymousreply 2709/08/2013

This poll confirms what I've long suspected and r3 has too, apparently - there are a few very vocal die-hard huge ass freaks who post all over this board. I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me. Small or square and muscular would be my choices and NO HAIR. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 2809/08/2013

That's why I created the poll, r28. I was sick of the Anthony Recker "womanly ass" troll acting like everyone in the forum shares his same particular fetish.

by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2013

Former Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek

by Anonymousreply 3009/08/2013

Yeah the results don't surprise me. It is a vocal minority of posters who are obsessed with these outlandish body types like Recker's ginormous ass. Most gay guys don't share that view.

by Anonymousreply 3109/08/2013

Does Recker have a womanly ass though?

by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2013

Only 11% care about his ass, r32.

by Anonymousreply 3309/08/2013

No, he doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 3409/08/2013

But for those who do, does he?

by Anonymousreply 3509/08/2013

As an ass aficionado, this guy is in my top two on the internet. I guess it would be classified as a round bubblebutt, soft with a hairy crack.

I like dudes that have nice muscles in the chests and arms. But the ass needs to be thick and soft so that cake can bounce when I fuck it and smack it. The square muscled butts are just as good for that.

by Anonymousreply 3609/09/2013

a soccer player's ass! it's heaven!

by Anonymousreply 3709/09/2013

Guys with flat butts are a huge turn off.

by Anonymousreply 3809/09/2013

hmmm, not necessarily r38, at least as far as I'm concerned. Most guys have asses that are on the flat and/or small side anyway so that is "normal" for a guy. I think r36 has it exactly right. Although I like nice, round, soft bottoms on a guy for spanking and fucking, they cannot be womanly as quite a few men with bigger bottoms can be, and big butts sometimes go with men who are fat all around. So, depending on the guy, I can smack that flat ass even flatter and get just as much satisfaction out of it as with a rounder one.

by Anonymousreply 3909/12/2013

R28, I am one of the Anthony Recker trolls, and I agree that it's only a minority of people who like huge, round asses like his. And that's reflected in the results of the poll. It's an unusual fetish to like butts like that.

by Anonymousreply 4009/18/2013

What kind of male ass do you prefer?

The one my dick is in.

by Anonymousreply 4109/18/2013

Small and firm and SMOOTH. I like a guy's butt to fit in one hand (I do have large hands).

Bubble butts are my second choice.

Hate flat, flabby, and/or hairy.

by Anonymousreply 4209/18/2013

The first option was not leading at all the first week this poll was posted (indeed, it was clearly in 3rd place).

I suspect the big ass troll has been voting on it every single day since it was posted.

by Anonymousreply 4309/18/2013

For actual sex? Compact bubble (not a big huge badonka donk beefy ass). I want to get up in there all the way, and I'm only 7".

Visually, though, the big round jock butts do turn my head. Every time.

by Anonymousreply 4409/18/2013

What falls under "other"?

by Anonymousreply 4509/18/2013

[quote]I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me.

Yeah, because you are a BOTTOM! Just say it.

by Anonymousreply 4609/18/2013

Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! LUV a big, beefy bootay. Smack dat azz!

Flat asses---no thank you! I gotta have something to grab onto!

by Anonymousreply 4709/18/2013

I think all types can be nice (except the flat shallow ones). Look at Kylie and JLo, both idealised.

Is there an equivalent male celeb to Kylie with a celebrated small tight ass? I can't think of any.

I have to say that ones with a bit of meat on them is best I think, but not into overly big.

And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked.

Baseball, tennis and sports azz are almost always good so maybe shows you can work at it.

by Anonymousreply 4809/18/2013

Typical white boy flat ass

by Anonymousreply 4909/18/2013

Love fat ass white boys

by Anonymousreply 5009/18/2013

Only the disgusting mashed-potatoes-in-a-sack Recker and associated fat asses of tedious sports?


by Anonymousreply 5109/18/2013

"And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked."

Yes, what counts as a womanly ass? Examples please.

by Anonymousreply 5209/19/2013

I normally prefer the huge cakes. But I saw a gorgeous muscular black dude today, about 6' with a compact bubble butt, and I was very intrigued. His shirt was untucked, and the material started to gather on top of his ass, so I could see his cheeks go up and down ass he walked. I think I started drooling.

by Anonymousreply 5309/19/2013

r36 here. This is my favorite ass of all times. Soft and bubbly and he has a pretty athletic body. He also has an awesome curvy shape and his dick is the perfect size!

by Anonymousreply 5409/23/2013

The bottom in this video has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 5510/25/2014

More, please.

by Anonymousreply 5610/25/2014

A furry butt and I'm down there for a long while.

by Anonymousreply 5710/25/2014

My boyfriend has the perfect ass - round, hard. I'm in love with it.

by Anonymousreply 5810/25/2014

r57 - I am with you. As hairy as can be.

by Anonymousreply 5910/25/2014

The kind you can serve drinks off of.

by Anonymousreply 6010/25/2014


by Anonymousreply 6110/25/2014

Slightly hairy, musky, small, hard and tight

Lacrosse player

by Anonymousreply 6210/25/2014

One with a pulse.

by Anonymousreply 6310/25/2014


by Anonymousreply 6407/19/2015

My ideal ass would be shapely, but not huge, with some hair in the crack but not on the globes.

Of course, in reality, I'd accept almost any kind of ass. Beggars can't be choosers.

by Anonymousreply 6507/19/2015

This one is just perfect !!

by Anonymousreply 6607/19/2015

The hairier the better. I leave the gym just about when a guy with a very hairy ass comes in. If he's late, I'll wait around until he comes just to glimpse his gorgeous ass when he changes.

by Anonymousreply 6707/19/2015
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