I think we have to decide.
What kind of male ass do you prefer?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/25/2014|
Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/07/2013|
All of them
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/07/2013|
[quote]Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
Not according to the votes, even though you've hysterically insisted as much on this forum for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/07/2013|
We need ass pics to vote fairly and properly.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/07/2013|
I voted small, although I like all kinds. Flat asses, though, are the easiest to eat well.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/07/2013|
What's the difference between "Huge, like Anthony Recker's" and "A bubblebutt, round and high". Isn't his a bubble butt, round and high?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/07/2013|
This poll is useless without pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/07/2013|
I have a bubble butt that I frequently get compliments on, yet I hate it and wish it were small and flat... I love guys who show no curve whatsoever in pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/07/2013|
These sorts of threads for some reason always remind me of a middle-aged man in a factory I worked in to pay for college. Invariably, when he was describing the buxom blonde women that were his acme, he would say, "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see the hole it came out of."
Obviously I was traumatized. But after 9 posts and no pics, including from the poster complaining about no pics, I figured you deserved it.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/07/2013|
Anthony Recker's is not a bubble butt. Its too huge to be one, nor is it round enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/07/2013|
We've all changed it in our minds to include a blond, hirsute muscle god, R10. Mmm...
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/07/2013|
we need pictures for each options.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/07/2013|
Oops, corrected link.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/07/2013|
"We have to decide"? "We" don't get a vote as to what kind of ass I prefer.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/07/2013|
La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaa
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/08/2013|
The most important thing is that it be gorilla hairy. Size is less important, and a huge ass does nothing for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/08/2013|
I prefer that an ass be without hair. Size is much more important, and I very much prefer huge, round asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/08/2013|
An ass pic of Recker playing today. From the side.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/08/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/08/2013|
I agree r2, all of them. Anthony Recker needs to have his ass spanked every day until it gets flattened out-HA! or should I say Recker's ass needs to be wrecked. Alot depends on the personality of the guy attached to the ass and for me I prefer white men 99.9% of the time and of those only American men.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/08/2013|
This poll confirms what I've long suspected and r3 has too, apparently - there are a few very vocal die-hard huge ass freaks who post all over this board. I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me. Small or square and muscular would be my choices and NO HAIR. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/08/2013|
That's why I created the poll, r28. I was sick of the Anthony Recker "womanly ass" troll acting like everyone in the forum shares his same particular fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/08/2013|
Former Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/08/2013|
Yeah the results don't surprise me. It is a vocal minority of posters who are obsessed with these outlandish body types like Recker's ginormous ass. Most gay guys don't share that view.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/08/2013|
Does Recker have a womanly ass though?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/08/2013|
Only 11% care about his ass, r32.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/08/2013|
No, he doesn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/08/2013|
But for those who do, does he?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/08/2013|
As an ass aficionado, this guy is in my top two on the internet. I guess it would be classified as a round bubblebutt, soft with a hairy crack.
I like dudes that have nice muscles in the chests and arms. But the ass needs to be thick and soft so that cake can bounce when I fuck it and smack it. The square muscled butts are just as good for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/09/2013|
a soccer player's ass! it's heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/09/2013|
Guys with flat butts are a huge turn off.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/09/2013|
hmmm, not necessarily r38, at least as far as I'm concerned. Most guys have asses that are on the flat and/or small side anyway so that is "normal" for a guy. I think r36 has it exactly right. Although I like nice, round, soft bottoms on a guy for spanking and fucking, they cannot be womanly as quite a few men with bigger bottoms can be, and big butts sometimes go with men who are fat all around. So, depending on the guy, I can smack that flat ass even flatter and get just as much satisfaction out of it as with a rounder one.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/12/2013|
R28, I am one of the Anthony Recker trolls, and I agree that it's only a minority of people who like huge, round asses like his. And that's reflected in the results of the poll. It's an unusual fetish to like butts like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2013|
What kind of male ass do you prefer?
The one my dick is in.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2013|
Small and firm and SMOOTH. I like a guy's butt to fit in one hand (I do have large hands).
Bubble butts are my second choice.
Hate flat, flabby, and/or hairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/18/2013|
The first option was not leading at all the first week this poll was posted (indeed, it was clearly in 3rd place).
I suspect the big ass troll has been voting on it every single day since it was posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/18/2013|
For actual sex? Compact bubble (not a big huge badonka donk beefy ass). I want to get up in there all the way, and I'm only 7".
Visually, though, the big round jock butts do turn my head. Every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/18/2013|
What falls under "other"?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/18/2013|
[quote]I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me.
Yeah, because you are a BOTTOM! Just say it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/18/2013|
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! LUV a big, beefy bootay. Smack dat azz!
Flat asses---no thank you! I gotta have something to grab onto!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/18/2013|
I think all types can be nice (except the flat shallow ones). Look at Kylie and JLo, both idealised.
Is there an equivalent male celeb to Kylie with a celebrated small tight ass? I can't think of any.
I have to say that ones with a bit of meat on them is best I think, but not into overly big.
And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked.
Baseball, tennis and sports azz are almost always good so maybe shows you can work at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/18/2013|
Typical white boy flat ass
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/18/2013|
Love fat ass white boys
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/18/2013|
Only the disgusting mashed-potatoes-in-a-sack Recker and associated fat asses of tedious sports?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/18/2013|
"And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked."
Yes, what counts as a womanly ass? Examples please.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/19/2013|
I normally prefer the huge cakes. But I saw a gorgeous muscular black dude today, about 6' with a compact bubble butt, and I was very intrigued. His shirt was untucked, and the material started to gather on top of his ass, so I could see his cheeks go up and down ass he walked. I think I started drooling.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/19/2013|
r36 here. This is my favorite ass of all times. Soft and bubbly and he has a pretty athletic body. He also has an awesome curvy shape and his dick is the perfect size!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/23/2013|
The bottom in this video has a nice ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/25/2014|
A furry butt and I'm down there for a long while.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/25/2014|
My boyfriend has the perfect ass - round, hard. I'm in love with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/25/2014|
r57 - I am with you. As hairy as can be.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/25/2014|
The kind you can serve drinks off of.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/25/2014|
Slightly hairy, musky, small, hard and tight
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/25/2014|
One with a pulse.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/25/2014|