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Have You Ever Stalked A Potential Employer?

There's a position for Accountant for a local ASPCA recently advertised.

I sent my resume. Then I sent my resume in a different format. Then I sent pictures of my different rescue pets.

The job is close, pays shit, and would fit so well. I'm afraid I'm over doing it.

by Anonymousreply 609/07/2013

You need to do guerilla marketing, not stalking and then totally losing the chance altogether.

Stalk the hiring manager just enough to know what that person's into, and bump into them socially. Make acquaintance, and good impression, and mention that you are looking for accounting work. It's what everyone's doing in this economy.

Be creative, not creepy. The difference in perception is in whether or not they know you've done it!

by Anonymousreply 109/06/2013

Thanks, R1.

by Anonymousreply 209/06/2013

"I'm afraid I'm over doing it."

We're afraid your an illiterate douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 309/06/2013

[quote]We're afraid your an illiterate douchebag.

Really? Really?

by Anonymousreply 409/06/2013

Yes, really!

Your Seth Myers impersonation is so last year. You're not hired!

by Anonymousreply 509/06/2013

It's you're, you idiot.

by Anonymousreply 609/07/2013
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