Seriously. I'm not even sure which part is most vomit worthy.
So sick of soccer moms telling boys and men how they should act.
When did everyone get so fucking holier than thou?
Here's a snippet.
"Boys, it's not too late! If you think you've made an online mistake (we all do -- don't fret -- I've made some doozies), RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your female friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom. DO IT NOW! I AM THE EMPRESS OF ALL AND I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE DOWN ALL POSTS THAT DON'T MEET MY HIGH STANDARDS. But actually it is too late because we already blocked your skanky-ass profile because Jesus and no second chances."