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Mario Cantone- why has he never cracked The Bigtime?

Still doing sporadic standup gigs. Where's his comedy movies? His talk show? Hosting the Golden Globes?

How can you make a living doing guest spots on "The View"? Does he commute from Poughkeepsie?

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2013

Lives in Chelsea on same block as mayoral-hopeful Christine Quinn. Sells his banana bread to coffee shop on Ninth Avenue when he feels like baking.

by Anonymousreply 109/05/2013

Unfortunately, a short stand up routine is about as much of Mario people can take. A little goes a loooooooooooong way.

by Anonymousreply 209/05/2013

Loud, obnoxious, and unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 309/05/2013

Fuck Mario. He was never that funny in the first place. And I'll never forgive him for playing a gay Amos to Willie Garson's Andy in SATC. Shameful.

by Anonymousreply 409/05/2013

He's Richard Simmons without the fitness vibe.

by Anonymousreply 509/05/2013

Responses 2 to 5 pretty much sum up why. OK to be gay, but you don't have to be THAT gay! He is too much a screamer.

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2013
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