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Madonna's Pregnant Again

That, or she's fat.

by Anonymousreply 2009/04/2013

Them chit'ren she stolled.

by Anonymousreply 109/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 209/04/2013

All that money, and she still walks around looking like shit.

by Anonymousreply 309/04/2013

Lourdes looks like a Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 409/04/2013

Madge's last menstrual cycle occurred during the Reagan administration.

by Anonymousreply 509/04/2013

She might be pregnant, people get egg implants from young fertile women.

by Anonymousreply 609/04/2013

You desperately need a new hobby

by Anonymousreply 709/04/2013

She looks like a bag lady.

by Anonymousreply 809/04/2013

She is way to old to get pregnant, her uterus is officially retired unlike her vagina.

by Anonymousreply 909/04/2013

What happened to her golum arms?

by Anonymousreply 1009/04/2013

After everything she's done for you, you still treat her like shit. You treat her like a young man does his mother. What the hell is wrong with you all to breed this rampant MADONNA COMPLEX?

by Anonymousreply 1109/04/2013

R11, dear, you're right. And when she's in the home we'll visit her once a week and bring her bridge mix.

by Anonymousreply 1209/04/2013

omg my eyes...I can't fathom Madge getting out of shape...old yes, but a GUT??!!! I can't accept's just too..too much. Madge must be sinewy and hard-bodied. I can't take her getting fat and lumpy.

by Anonymousreply 1309/04/2013

She's knocked up. Fuck. Bitch is like 60!!!

by Anonymousreply 1409/04/2013

This is what happen when you are a "health" fanatic. You push your body to be unhealthily skinny and sinewy .. and when you stop the 24/7 fanaticism and eat a few real meals, and stop working out 7 days a week, THIS is what happens.

It's stomach bloat.

by Anonymousreply 1509/04/2013

She looks mentally ill

by Anonymousreply 1609/04/2013

She just needs to poo. Give her an enema.

by Anonymousreply 1709/04/2013

When did she steal the tall one in r3's photo?

by Anonymousreply 1809/04/2013

She contacted me to swap a wallet injection for immaculate conception. I love children much too much.

by Anonymousreply 1909/04/2013

I don't care about Madonna one way or another, but merciful heavens, what on earth is she wearing??

by Anonymousreply 2009/04/2013
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