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What was Your Most Creative Excuse for Calling in Sick?

I'm not talking about grandmothers' funerals, or the perennial "puking all night" excuses. I would like to know what excuse did you proffer that had some real creativity and/or novelty?

I'll start: I once told my boss that I had a blinding headache, uncontrollable nosebleed, and was slurring my speech. I told him I was going to go to the emergency room. The next day, I said that I had a "suspected mini stroke" but that I was waiting on the results of a test. I am sure that this was easily dismissed hogwash, as strokes are pretty easy to confirm. Lucky for me though my boss at the time was not that sharp.

What's yours?

by O.W.reply 009/04/2013
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