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My Butt Pads

I have a nice ass. But it's not a bubble butt and I thought I'd buy some padded underwear for work to give me a fuller bottom.

I wear dress pants and a tucked in button up and the butt padding is really giving me a better appearance back there but the material is like spandex or something and my shirt keeps sliding out. You think it's cuz the slick fabric of the underwear that makes the shirt not stay put? Or is the ass too big?

I'm only wearing this at work to have a more professional look so it bothers me that it's causing the shirt to slide out. If it's just cuz the material is too slick then I can just wear a pair of cotton boxer briefs over them.

It's only an issue with work and tucking my shirt in because I won't be wearing this thing outside of this place. No false advertising.

by Anonymousreply 3109/06/2013

A more professional appearance???

by Anonymousreply 109/04/2013

OP is a "Professional Ass", r1

by Anonymousreply 209/04/2013

You know, we really wanted to promote Fred to VP of sales, but his ass just isn't very professional

by Anonymousreply 309/04/2013

Tuck your shirt into the spandex, genius.

by Anonymousreply 409/04/2013

Where do you work and what do you do that a bubble butt is required for "a professional appearance"???

by Anonymousreply 509/04/2013

R4, that's gross.

by Anonymousreply 609/04/2013

I'm with R1 & R5 - where the hell do you work that butt padding is considered not only necessary but professional? Consider my flabber to be ghasted.

by Anonymousreply 709/04/2013

Maybe he works at Datalounge world headquarters?

by Anonymousreply 809/04/2013

A big ass will take you far in life.

OP, we will need to see at least one pic of these "butt pads" to make a fair assessment of the situation.

by Anonymousreply 909/04/2013

OP = Matt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 1009/04/2013

Your shirt is rightfully ashamed of your fraudulent cakes and wants nothing to do with them.

by Anonymousreply 1109/04/2013

[quote]fraudulent cakes

lol

by Anonymousreply 1209/04/2013

This is my question, when you take off your pants for your new guy...how is he going to feel? A bit let down?

by Anonymousreply 1309/04/2013

[quote] This is my question, when you take off your pants for your new guy...how is he going to feel? A bit let down?

Re-read the OP.

by Anonymousreply 1509/04/2013

Peggy, to the medical supply store. I need some new cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 1609/04/2013

[quote]I'm with [R1] & [R5] - where the hell do you work that butt padding is considered not only necessary but professional? Consider my flabber to be ghasted.

I can't imagine how anyone is taking OP seriously. The Faux Naive Troll strikes again.

by Anonymousreply 1709/04/2013

OP, I would've been happy to loan you my "Hubba-Hubba Heinie," which I purchased from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.

by Anonymousreply 1809/04/2013

R10, why do you compare Damon to Bomer?

by Anonymousreply 1909/04/2013

You're a whore, darlin'.

A flat-assed whore.

by Anonymousreply 2009/04/2013

R17 No, I can actually visualize some of our members doing this and then coming in here, earnestly asking for advice.

by Anonymousreply 2109/05/2013

[quote]I won't be wearing this thing outside of this place. No false advertising.

So are you going to take them off in the bathroom at the end of each day before you leave the office and carry them out in your briefcase? How about when you go down to the cafeteria for lunch, will you hide them in a hiding place in the men's room?

Sorry, but LMFAO

by Anonymousreply 2209/05/2013

"I have a nice ass."

Link, please.

by Anonymousreply 2409/05/2013

What happens when you fart? Does it get trapped?

by Anonymousreply 2509/05/2013

LOL @ R25.

by Anonymousreply 2609/05/2013

This could happen during your interview. Sexy dancing, bouncing bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 2709/05/2013

The long version, better quality.

by Anonymousreply 2809/05/2013

OP. I tried wearing regular boxer briefs outside of padded underwear so the shirt wouldn't slide out over the spandex. But it still kept happening.

I think the butt is just too big.

by Anonymousreply 2909/06/2013

OP, why do you feel you need a big ass at work? Do you work with a lot of DL black men?

by Anonymousreply 3009/06/2013

He-larious.

by Anonymousreply 3109/06/2013
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