My Butt Pads
I have a nice ass. But it's not a bubble butt and I thought I'd buy some padded underwear for work to give me a fuller bottom.
I wear dress pants and a tucked in button up and the butt padding is really giving me a better appearance back there but the material is like spandex or something and my shirt keeps sliding out. You think it's cuz the slick fabric of the underwear that makes the shirt not stay put? Or is the ass too big?
I'm only wearing this at work to have a more professional look so it bothers me that it's causing the shirt to slide out. If it's just cuz the material is too slick then I can just wear a pair of cotton boxer briefs over them.
It's only an issue with work and tucking my shirt in because I won't be wearing this thing outside of this place. No false advertising.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/06/2013|
A more professional appearance???
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/04/2013|
OP is a "Professional Ass", r1
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/04/2013|
You know, we really wanted to promote Fred to VP of sales, but his ass just isn't very professional
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/04/2013|
Tuck your shirt into the spandex, genius.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/04/2013|
Where do you work and what do you do that a bubble butt is required for "a professional appearance"???
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/04/2013|
I'm with R1 & R5 - where the hell do you work that butt padding is considered not only necessary but professional? Consider my flabber to be ghasted.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/04/2013|
Maybe he works at Datalounge world headquarters?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/04/2013|
A big ass will take you far in life.
OP, we will need to see at least one pic of these "butt pads" to make a fair assessment of the situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/04/2013|
Your shirt is rightfully ashamed of your fraudulent cakes and wants nothing to do with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/04/2013|
This is my question, when you take off your pants for your new guy...how is he going to feel? A bit let down?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/04/2013|
[quote] This is my question, when you take off your pants for your new guy...how is he going to feel? A bit let down?
Re-read the OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/04/2013|
Peggy, to the medical supply store. I need some new cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/04/2013|
[quote]I'm with [R1] & [R5] - where the hell do you work that butt padding is considered not only necessary but professional? Consider my flabber to be ghasted.
I can't imagine how anyone is taking OP seriously. The Faux Naive Troll strikes again.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/04/2013|
OP, I would've been happy to loan you my "Hubba-Hubba Heinie," which I purchased from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/04/2013|
R10, why do you compare Damon to Bomer?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/04/2013|
R17 No, I can actually visualize some of our members doing this and then coming in here, earnestly asking for advice.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/05/2013|
[quote]I won't be wearing this thing outside of this place. No false advertising.
So are you going to take them off in the bathroom at the end of each day before you leave the office and carry them out in your briefcase? How about when you go down to the cafeteria for lunch, will you hide them in a hiding place in the men's room?
Sorry, but LMFAO
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/05/2013|
What happens when you fart? Does it get trapped?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/05/2013|
This could happen during your interview. Sexy dancing, bouncing bubble butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/05/2013|
The long version, better quality.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/05/2013|
OP. I tried wearing regular boxer briefs outside of padded underwear so the shirt wouldn't slide out over the spandex. But it still kept happening.
I think the butt is just too big.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/06/2013|
OP, why do you feel you need a big ass at work? Do you work with a lot of DL black men?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/06/2013|