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BEAKING: Ariel Castro not dead after all.

It seems he revived a full four minutes after CPR was halted and is now sitting up and smiling. Prison official are totally spooked.

by Anonymousreply 709/05/2013

Enjoy your cancer, OP!

by Anonymousreply 109/04/2013

"Beaking": it's the new "cak n graxy!"

by Anonymousreply 209/04/2013

Wow, OP, you are just amazingly smart and clever and witty and, just, omg i love u ur awesome!!!1!!!1

by Anonymousreply 309/04/2013

I love it when the R3's come back mad as hell after going to look it up.

by Anonymousreply 409/05/2013

OP=Dane Cook

by Anonymousreply 509/05/2013

Breaking: Ariel and Satan both have five letters!

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2013

That's such a cheap dramatic ploy. Especially in a movie, where we think a character dies and then....she surges from the bathtub and shows she's still alive.

Just tasteless.

by Anonymousreply 709/05/2013
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