Wow, these chickpeas sure can grow!
Wow, these chickpeas sure can grow!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/31/2014|
I'm the sarin gas. I came from either:
1) Asaad, 2) Al Qaeda, wanting the U.S. to strike so that we can fill the power vacuum after the regime is removed, or 3) incompetent rebels trying to move my cannister
You'll never know for sure which.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/03/2013|
Do these chickpeas taste sarin-y to you?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/03/2013|
I'm the MAC eyeliner worn under the black burqa!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/03/2013|
I'm the average Syrian, who's going to hate Americans whether they 'liberate' me or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/03/2013|
I'll be Cher on my 50th annual farewell tour.
Bomb me with sarin; see if I care. I'm still not moving my legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/03/2013|
I am the sexy lingerie worn under the burka...and it sure does get musty and fishy in here....
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/03/2013|
I just love these new curtains I bought at Bed Baathist & Beyond, they cover up the mortar holes in the walls much better than those old Assad posters.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/03/2013|
Does this burka make me look fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/03/2013|
R8, of course not, it's lovely.
....snickers to friend " love the LL Bean label darling"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/03/2013|
Oh, dear. The camel is on the fritz again, so Mohammed will be late for dinner. I hope the hummus mold holds up. Such a shame to throw it out after it took all day to pick the chickpeas out of the rubble.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/03/2013|
My boyfriend makes hummus with edamame instead of nasty old chick peas
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/03/2013|
[quote] I'm the average Syrian, who's going to hate Americans whether they 'liberate' me or not.
Gee, after reading this thread it's hard to imagine why.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/03/2013|
Xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, or just plain stupid?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/03/2013|
Real Housewives of Damascus cast:
* White Burka (the ditzy prude)
* Green Burka (the goat-raising guru)
* Blue Burka (the closeted weapons-master)
* Black Burka (the scary religious fanatic)
* Red Burka (the slutty one)
Hosted by Andy Cohabibi-al-Salami
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/03/2013|
R14, you're confusing them with Mighty Morphin' Tichel Power Rangers again.
Not one of these farmwives transforms into a triceratops - that's something Christian Jesus would ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/03/2013|
I'm the clitorectomy scar.
(Or is that some other seriously fucked-up part of the world?)
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/03/2013|
I'm the U.S. drone, standing by. If I'm put into use, I might launch a missile against our target who lives next door to you. Of course, my missiles take out whole blocks, so that means your house will get blown up too. You'll be at the market, but your husband and kids will be home at the time. Sorry about that, my bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/03/2013|
I'm a beekeeper, why are all these men telling me to go home and cook?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/03/2013|
I think you got the wrong country for drone attacks, r17. Your "point" might be more effective if you actually knew where you were talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/03/2013|
I'm the housewife jumping up and down at 1 PM because I have to take a dump. I can't since Mohammed stated that women can only relieve themselves after dark.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/03/2013|
You're an ignoranus, R20. Dark at [bold]1 PM[/bold]?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/03/2013|
Go back and read r20 again, ignoramus at r21.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/03/2013|
Read it again s-l-o-w-l-y R21.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/03/2013|
Sabirah, I have suspicions about Amhazat. I think it's possible she still has her clitoris and is servicing my husband. Pass the pomegranate wine, will you?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/03/2013|
Oh stfu. I did reread. Just because this is taking place in the Middle East doesn't make it dark at 1 PM.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/03/2013|
No, you didn't re-read it, or you have serious reading comprehension issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/03/2013|
And learn how to spell, Mr. Smarty Pants R23. You make yourself sound assanine.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/03/2013|
Wait R22 is the bad speller. My mistake.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/03/2013|
You idiot, r21. She's jumping up and down because she's not allowed to go to the bathroom till it's dark, and it's 1pm now - so she's still got four or five hours to wait before she can use the potty, which is WHY she's antsy.
Are you really that stupid?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/03/2013|
R21 has single-handedly destroyed the thread. Go drink your arsenic, r21, and then it's time for you to go dance on the freeway.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/03/2013|
R21 - R25, did you learn English as a second language?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/03/2013|
[quote]I'm the MAC eyeliner worn under the black burqa!
Syria is a secular country, you buffoon. It's not run by the Taliban.
But no doubt it will be once we fuck with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/03/2013|
That's rediculous R29. Just because her husband says she can't take a dump at 1 PM doesn't mean she'd start jumping up and down. You're all idiots. And it's STILL NOT DARK AT 1 PM!!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/03/2013|
I'm the OP, attempting to dine-out on the long past success of others because I'm void of even the slightest amount of creativity.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/03/2013|
is this the kind of humour people have before a tragedy?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/03/2013|
That son of mine! Massive harlot hound! Big Asaad supporter!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/03/2013|
نجاح باهر ! تلك الحمص متأكد يمكن أن تنمو !
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/03/2013|
Housam's massive member pains me so- I don't mind if he goes to the brothel!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/03/2013|
IT IS DARK AT 1PM BECAUSE THE DUST FROM ALL OF THE BOMB BLASTS HAS DARKENED THE SKY.
Jesus---am I the only creative one left on DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/03/2013|
R37, the exclamation marks are on the wrong side.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/03/2013|
Please clearly label ALL foods containing chickpeas before bringing them to school. My daughter Kaylia is severely allergic to chickpeas.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/03/2013|
[quote]And it's STILL NOT DARK AT 1 PM!!
Yes exactly, you knucklehead. That was the point of that stupid post.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/03/2013|
Does my keening while harvesting chickpeas along the Euphrates River make me look fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/03/2013|
I'm the Western media, following the script so the Saudis get their Med pipeline.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/03/2013|
I'm going to hell for laughing at this tread.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/03/2013|
"I'm the neocon Obama apologist who still insists that he's not a warmongering republican at heart! Making me the stupidest person alive!"
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/03/2013|
I'm the equally hairy legs on the women and the men!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/04/2013|
Where does Asma buy her clothes? They're so chic.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/04/2013|
Is that David Burtka in that burka over there?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/04/2013|
Dear Abhi, I just found out my brother, Yussef, likes to pleasure men. What should I do?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/04/2013|
Syria = premenstrual Siri
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/04/2013|
You're a fucking idiot, R21.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/04/2013|
Btw, is R20's post for real? Do the women really have to hold it in all fucking day?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/04/2013|
Keep growing those chickpeas. Bill O'Reilly goes through a lot of falafels.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/04/2013|
Hey Mohammed! Watch how many chickpeas I can stuff up my ass! You hungry?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/04/2013|
What is this 'dancing boy' my husband is bringing home? Why do I need to prepare the guest bedroom?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/04/2013|
Dear Nasty Pig,
Last month I ordered via your website the Takedown Jock (Red), Takedown Jock (Black), and 2 sets of Playsheets (Black, King Size), and so far I have received nothing!
Is this what you sales bottoms call 'service'?
I will have you know I am not to be trifled with!
Asma al-Assad (Mrs)
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/04/2013|
It's ok r17, you're not the only one who is completely clueless about which country you're talking about. All those who think they're being funny about dancing boys are too oblivious to understand that there's a huge difference between the cultures and societies of Afghanistan and Syria. They're all Muslims after all, they must all be exactly the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/04/2013|
I'm the Syrian Sun which sets at 12:55 PM.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/05/2013|
[quote]Syria is a secular country, you buffoon. It's not run by the Taliban.
And it has always had a huge Christian population, who are bearing the brunt of the attacks by the Islamist rebels.
Sorry your thread was ruined, OP. It was a good idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/05/2013|
Assad is a piece os hit, but I guess I'll get gassed by someone sometime.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/05/2013|
I am a Syrian housewife living in the desert.It's very convenient.It's just half a days tank drive to the nearest war!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/31/2014|
I'm an Is raeli tourist. I'm tired of my mother calling me every night and worried I'll be blown up. As if my going home would alleviate that concern.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/31/2014|