David Burtka & Cheyenne Jackson - Not Funny in New "Funny or Die"
My previous thread was deleted.
Was it because I said Cheyenne was obese or David is a bad actor?
Sorry, I dont think this video is funny.
David Burtka is a terrible actor and should have stayed in cooking school. Cheyenne looks morbidly obese, with a bad haircut and ridiculous moustache. This video must have been shot close to the time Cheyenne had his melt down as he looks like hell and they have him wearing long sleeves to cover up the “prison tatts.”
The make out scene looks real though. I wonder if they were screwing around in real life?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/07/2013|
What's your damage, OP? Besides being a jealous hag, I mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/03/2013|
I liked it and found it funny.I also think David is a good actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/03/2013|
R3 have you been to datalounge before. It's called having an opinion you stupid fangurl.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/03/2013|
OP / R5 you read as if you're bitter and stupid, beyond bitchy.
What are you, a Christian?
If you've seen these ads -- and know how they exclude "gay Christians" (funny to me) -- you get the joke.
Oh yes, and as for the stupidity, in what universe is Cheyenne mordbidly obese? And Burtka is in a parody, not Shakespeare, how in the hell are you judging his acting?
As for thinking two reasonably good looking gay men who are actors must be fucking to kiss well.... looks like you haven't been kissed, ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/03/2013|
I thought that it was funny
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/03/2013|
It was cute. It wasn't hilarious, but it was a cute spoof and a nice little dig at Christian Mingle and sites like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/03/2013|
It's cute but not funny. Neither Burtka or Jackson are particularly good actors, but they are sufficient for this video.
Cheyenne is NOT obese. A little pudgy and pastey with a bad haircut. Give the guy a break he's 40. Grow up OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/03/2013|
Painfully not funny. It was like they attempted something that Chris Guest would have directed much, much better.
Jackson's eyes make him look insane: He's really got a serial killer stare. I don't find him attractive at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/03/2013|
Burtka is channeling Chris Coffer. Didn't he used to be handsome?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/03/2013|
geessh give these 2 guys a break. They're in their 40's, should they look like 20 year old supermodels?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/03/2013|
Lol Cheyenne does have some very intense eyes there. I wonder if NPH is turned on by Cheyenne making out with his male wife.
And where the hell did Jackie Christie come from? LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/03/2013|
Jesus Christ, since Burtka doesn't have a career and never did I've never seen his face up close. He is DISGUSTING! No wonder NPH is fucking women mostly now.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/03/2013|
OP really. It was funny enough. What is with the vitriol? Get it down a notch
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/03/2013|
Look it up. It's a real thing...
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/03/2013|
Seemed funny enough to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/03/2013|
Jesus laughed, OP. Why can't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/03/2013|
David is better looking in pictures than in motion.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/03/2013|
R21 I feel the same way about Jackson. He takes amazing still photos. But, get him in front of a film or video camera and there is something a little bit off with his face. He comes across as doughy and his eyes are too big. He looked good in Liberace . But, he was very fit then.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/03/2013|
It was so not funny that it seemed to be scripted by someone straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/03/2013|
It's cute, but what does NPH feel about his better half french-kissing Jackson, who is known for his big dick? i know it's all show biz but still.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/03/2013|
Did they pay Jackson in cocaine?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/03/2013|
It always amuses me to read the seething anger from some posters who can't stand it when cute gay white men get a taste of what everyone else on here gets.
Nothing in this thread is remotely as vicious as what lesbians and minorities get here. Stop your pathetic whining.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/03/2013|
"We love pleated front khakis!" And yet, neither one of them is wearing pleated front khakis.
This lacks courage of conviction.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/03/2013|
Well, this is a "bitchy" gossip site, and says so right up front. So the whining by frau-like Easter-egg queens seems disingenuous at best, and like trolling at worse.
That wasn't remotely funny. The actual "Christian Mingle" ads are MUCH funnier, particularly the one featuring the couple who look exactly like brother and sister.
The making out at the end was a bit weird, given how NPH and Burta-wife have enshrined their marriage as a People magazine friendly baby-fest. So Burta-wife swapping spit with the newly cracked out Jackson is strange. Burtka had better go for a hepatitis test now!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/03/2013|
Agree with R23 a straight person wrote this crap.
Cheyenne’s involvement with the video seems like something cooked up by his PR team. Everyone knows Cheyenne is a crazy cracked out mess. I’ll give you he may not be morbidly obese, but he is definitely bloated.
The whole thing is a desperate attempt to repackage Chey as a wholesome guy again. Thus, he is covered from head to toe(with not a tattoo in site).
Poor David Burtka, he’s just glad to get any job, even a free video.
R27 and R29 are right on!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/03/2013|
This is what happens when good looking people who have never been honestly told "you're just not funny" decide they are funny and write a sketch.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/03/2013|
I presume it was written by Bryan Safi. He's the one on the right in the second gay male couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/03/2013|
At least Cheyenne didn't show his hideously ugly tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/03/2013|
This wasn't funny and could have been so much netter.
I see Cheyenne' back to his crazy TMI tweets again.
"Just thankful on this rainy NYC day for the renewed and deepened relationship I have with both my parents. Love you both so much"
Has she joined a cult?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/03/2013|
[quote]french-kissing Jackson, who is known for his big dick?
Lol in what universe? Cheyenne's publicist is that you?
And I actually have to agree with the OP. I wanted to like this but honestly it isn't that funny, not painful or anything, but could have been a lot better.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/03/2013|
[quote]"Just thankful on this rainy NYC day for the renewed and deepened relationship I have with both my parents. Love you both so much"
This is to make up for the fact that he got that big down his arm tattoo for his father and totally ignored his mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/03/2013|
Guess you'll just have to die now, OP ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/03/2013|
"In what universe is Cheyenne morbidly obese? And Burtka is in a parody, not Shakespeare, how in the hell are you judging his acting?"
Thanks, R7. OP is an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/03/2013|
[quote] This is to make up for the fact that he got that big down his arm tattoo for his father and totally ignored his mother.
Not true. His "M" tattoo (now) stands for "Mother".
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/03/2013|
I really don't think the Christian Mingle parody sketch was meant to be hilariously funny in a rolling-on-the-floor-laughing kind of way. It's a much more wry, ironic kind of humor they were going for, and I think it works just fine on that level. I especially like the line about "gaming the system."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/03/2013|
It's Burtka who is known for his big dick as anyone who saw him on stage in Play About the Baby knows. Cheyenne didn't look as big as David in his nude photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/03/2013|
R40, what took you so long, sycophantic apologist??!
Yeah, it's on FUNNY OR DIE. It was MEANT to be funny.Loser.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/03/2013|
R42 and 43, I'm a "loser" and a "nut" because I think the Christian Mingle parody is very funny in a wry, subtle, ironic way, rather than the over-the-top, stupid, infantile way you would would respond to? I'm so wounded :-(
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/03/2013|
I thought it was as funny as this sort of thing needs to be. I liked it enough. CheyJack looks a little big hipped, but his weight varies a lot and he tends toward a full ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/03/2013|
Was she a large girl?
Big through the hips? Roomy?
They all were.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/04/2013|
Not sure why anyone thinks this is funny? Is it becasue its Gay? Seems base to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/04/2013|
[quoe]Not sure why anyone thinks this is funny? Is it becasue its Gay? Seems base to me.
And that encapsulates all that it wrong with DL today.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/04/2013|
So what happens now that they chose "or Die?"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/04/2013|
The funny part is OP thinks Jackson is "morbidly obese." OP apparently has not been in many malls or airplanes recently.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/04/2013|
R51 dispels Jackson's on Meth rumors
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/04/2013|
Cheyenne must have clippered his hair himself, thats exactly what my wonky haircut is like
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/04/2013|
Unrelated to the video: am I the only who thinks its interesting how Cheyenne campaigned tirelessly for marriage equality only to show little respect for his own marriage by publicly stepping out with his new boyfriend before even announcing his divorce?
I respect anyone who stands up for what they believe in, but it seems like he was more into the fight (or maybe the spotlight) than what he was actually fighting for.
Before you start flaming me, I'm not saying anyone who supports marriage equality doesn't have the right to get divorce (after all, that's equality too), but the way he seemed to casually walk away from something he fought so hard for just makes me wonder what his true motives were in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/07/2013|