"There are seven guys at DL who are perfect."

Ananymous is about the most perfect to me.

Hopefully the other 3 can do basic math.

Analonymous is my favorite.

[quote]Della, AYB and VOTN are perfect.

Sad.

I think Della is a lesbian.

A big ol' one, too.

VOTN is a perfect BORE. I'm always surprised his [picture doesn't magically pop up in the "narcissistic personality disorder" threads.

ayb is funny. Della is sweet but so boring. VOTN is self-dramatizing and his own greatest fan, very tiresome

Ciaran is my favorite. A sweetie.

RWOAC

Della is a female..

Mrs Patrick Campbell

VOTN is the lower-middle class one who wants to hang his diploma (?) publicly in his living room. Vul-gar.

Della is a straight ally from Wisconsin. I love her. I taught her all about football.

What about Anonymous? That guy sure does post a lot, and he's ALWAYS making W&W.

R4,R6,R7, stirring a cauldron ala "The Scottish Play".

HA!

I like Paddy (from the Datalounge FB page), but he never signs his posts here :( Those eyes!

Does anyone remember Butchy? I lurved him.

"Della is a straight ally from Wisconsin. I love her. I taught her all about football."

I'm glad someone did because her predictive abilities were worth shit.

What about me? I have the magic vagina many of you want. You berate it but it attracts the men you want but cannot have. With two canisters of Fabreze, I am total perfection.

You forgot me.

"R11 from another thread" was my favorite during the BBM days.

Kcguy is pretty nice.

r19 = jordon

I'm one of them.

R18.........HI-LARIOUS! It's really the WAY you tell a story!

HI-LARIOUS!

It's me, you fucking cunt.

R24, are you being passive aggressive?

Um, first of all, OP, Della isn't a guy. Secondly, VOTN is overweight with mental health issues. Thirdly, 3 + 3 = 6 (not 7).

The only thing you posted that proved you're not a complete idiot: AYB is indeed perfect. In the 9 years I've been coming to DL, he's the only regular who has never ONCE annoyed me. I consider him the voice of reason around here, and he's probably one of the few people I've never attacked for saying something stupid.

TaxTrollEA is a close second...

And then there's me, who's AMAZING.

Both RWOAC and CrazyMint are dead.

LOL at R23. I have no delusions of perfuction. And xoxo, R7.

*perfection (the proof is in the typo)

LIke a fly to shit.

Ciaran. TaxTroll. Bengali in Platforms is okay, too.

Cannot STAND VOTN.

Charlie and SWF are two of my faves.

VOTN is perfect?! That guy has more issues than the archives at National Geographic.

That said, ayb is perfect and Ciaran gets less annoying as he matures.

Is it wrong that I thought g/r/umpy was perfect at what he did? Never strayed from character.

Wait...VOTN is overweight? By how much?

I always liked the ABC insider, until he blew the whole Marcia Cross thing.

And Kirker is revolting. WHET to 30, Fat and Friendless?

I really like VOTN and Della. Ciaran started out really sweet and sort of innocent, now he seems hardened and rougher.

Count me in as a fan of G/R/Umpy. Tammie, the roommate, the joblessness. It was all endlessly entertaining. If he was trolling us, it was perfect, and if it was real, it was perfect.

Crazymint posted a while ago

Funny how this praise of VOTN shows up very shortly before he starts posting again. Purely a coincidence, I'm sure.

VOTN is back? I thought he was too busy with school and living in New York.

(Side note: I don't get it. When I saw this thread listed on the main page, it said there were 58 responses. When I clicked on the thread, there were only 38 responses. This happens to me all the time. WTF?)

Absolutely TaxTrollEA. There are many fine people here (interspersed between the loonies) but this guy really goes above and beyond as a fine contributor and all around decent human being. We are privileged to have him here.

I think "Swiss Chick" deserves a mention, even if she is a she. The Domimionist Wackiness Troll should be on the list. And, of course there is Brandon, who is perfect. A perfect "what" may be up for debate, but he is a perfect something or other.

I'm a huge fan of Donna Pescow, former star of TV's "Angie".

Two words: Cackle Cackle.

Obvious troll trying to get people to use handles so he can abuse them.

Is it these guys?

That was an impostor, R40. CrazyMint has passed on.

Roger Octopus says hey.

I like Zak.

And if he ever links to his Mr Leather pic again, you all will, too!

Is AYB still around? I haven't seen him post in a year or three.

I still remember the pic of his gorgeous red & white kitty up on his roof which had, like, moss and gravel on it which is very weird but is apparently a British thing?

I miss d'Arcy, though gender may be in question.

charlie, dominion wackiness and g/r/umpy are my faves. Haven't seen them here in ages :(

I prefer Anonymous. Thank God we haven't heard from Charlie for ages.

r56 Hi, didja' miss me?

I really like Shinjuku Baby. Has he been around lately? Cackle Cackle was/is pretty awesome, too. What about Kipper and Magdalene?

I just want to add that I know Kipper and Mags are women. Still, I'm curious about what happened to them.

[quote]CrazyMint has passed on.

He didn't capitalize the letters. When did this happen? I used to correspond with him outside DL. He had a young daughter.

Ayb recently shared a dinner menu, and was treated leniently. He also bemusedly praised the Mother of Parliaments for not jumping when Uncle Sam presumed.

charlie is a scolding old biddy..can't say I miss him.

Sorry, but I don't like most of the authenticated user name people. A few are fairly innocuous. But charlie is a complete old biddy, VOTN is a show off and not all that bright, etc. Tax Troll can be great, but he's an Obama apologist, and at this point I'm WAY over war-mongering republican-wannabe Obama.

Probably the twins one of them had R49

Who GIVES A SHIT what you're "WAY over", r63?

He's the sitting president. What difference does it make now?

He cannot run again, so really, thanks for your declaration, but it means absolutely nothing.

I am "WAY OVER" you because you offer no alternative, just registering your hate for Obama.

Dolt!

R60, I'm sure you'd know. When posters "die" on the DL it's usually bullshit

My friend Julie is perfect. A perfect cunt.

"Hopefully the other 3 can do basic math."

OP here. You do realize that I did that intentionally as a sign of imperfection given the thread title(not that I need that to show I'm imperfect)? I also did it on the original thread from which the "seven guys at DL who are perfect" quote is taken.

[quote]OP here. You do realize that I did that intentionally as a sign of imperfection given the thread title. ...

Sure thing, OP. That makes perfect sense.

Anonymous is perfectly HUNG.

I thought OP meant 3 plus 3 plus himself

Aww shucks!

Perfect? Surely you jest! Yes, this is me humblebragging. Thanks for introducing me to that word, DL, btw.

[quote]I still remember the pic of his gorgeous red & white kitty up on his roof which had, like, moss and gravel on it which is very weird but is apparently a British thing?

It's an endless source of amusement to me that my posting that picture of Gus (sadly no longer with us) on my folks' sun lounge roof is the major memory people associate with me on here. And that you find a bit of roof moss so unusual. Poor old Gus, he was a sweetie.

I love you all, even the cunts.

Here's *that* picture again, for old times' sake :)

The roof is cool. Is that common? Is that done on purpose or occurs over time and just let be?

Very cute kitty. Nice to see you back. And your pussy too.

Apparently I'm too anonymous. I maintain a DL presence, as well as running our presence on that place wot cannot be named that rhymes with macecrook.

The roof thing happens over time because of our soggy climate.

"macecrook"

Is that a character from Shakespeare?

TaxTroll EA

Torta

2012 Poll Troll

Chewy McNip

That "where's AYB" stalker troll pops up on so many threads. Very creepy and probably dangerous.

Judy Pills. Mrs Patrick Campbell. Momma.

R77, I'm just parroting what ayb himself wrote a few months ago about people asking where he is even though he actively posts.

I used to enjoy Uncle Bottom and Mostly Straight Guy, but haven't seen either in a while.

the ones that talk about Patty Duke r perfect to me. but only the good stuff lol ...

R81, when do you graduate from primary school?

The reason that roof at R72 has moss on it is because it's in Britain, is full of dry rot and mold and about to fall down.

Why do you think Brits have large honking noses and tuck handkerchiefs everywhere on their person?

The poor cat is trying to escape to fresh air away from the mold and gaseous emissions from those who live there.

I liked ayb's dinner thread, it was suave

R75 knows the score.

R83 are you the anti-Brit troll, per chance??

I love the comfort and insight provided by the wonderful Lesbeau.

I miss Butchy, too. He was a regular on the FADPT threads, and a lovely lesbian whose name escapes me.

Princess something...

I miss crazymint

[quote]I love you all, even the cunts.

Love ya back, bitch.

R65, calm down, MARY! Honestly, you're going to have a stroke. You're certainly having a meltdown.

Did I mention that I'm tired of the brain-dead neocon Obama apologists who have poisoned this site with their sheep-like idiocy? Because I sure should have!

Now chill, charlie. I mean, anonymous.

I live in the UK and there's a patch of yard near my house that nobody has used for anything in years. That same moss from ayb's pic is growing all over the ground in bloody great clumps. It's actually eating the tarmac! If a cat tried to walk through there it would probably get digested!

I could only come up with six

TaxTrollEA

Ayb

Della

Mia

G/R/Umpy

Dominion Wackiness Troll

And how many perfect girls,does somebody know that?

SWF on verge was pretty good. I know, not a guy, but she was good.

My Eddie is perfect.

The one that decided to take the bullet for us and attend Michfest: MRMU (Mitt Romney's Magical Underpants)

Brandon

Please STOP talking about the moss on AYB's roof. If one more of you even mentions moss I am shutting down this thread.

Ken from Philly

Carrie Anne Moss is underrated.

Kate Moss is overrated.

this is me, talking about the moss on ayb's roof.

I do not miss Mrs. Patrick Campbell in the least. What a tired queen, with her always referring to herself in the third person schtick. She is in love with the sounds of her own words, and seems oblivious to the fact that people do not love her; rather, they politely tolerate her and move on, much like you might do with an interrupting family member who is mentally disabled. Good riddance to her.

I love VOTN!

One for me would be Cackle Cackle-I forget what his other noms de plumes were (Pistol packin' Mama, and a bunch of others). he was on DL in the early 2000s, and was an extremely cheerful older gay man who had grown up in Buffalo, moved to SF in the 60s and 70s and 80s so he could sleep with a million guys, and loved to talk about the past (especially MGM musicals). He never had a bad word for anyone.

Or any oth the onesth with largeth cocksth.

R105, She's now stirring things up on the data lounge Facebook page

I feel so left out...

R106= VOTN.

No one 'loves' that mess. Though there is a train wreck quality to him that makes one chuckle a bit.

I like VoTN, fwiw. I think he's interesting, intelligent, a little bit damaged. Which makes him a typical DLer.

Everyone 'perfect' has gone anonymous except for VotN and charlie (if he's still here).

Is OutInTexas still on now as an anon? My political soulmate.

I miss Charlie.

Anonymous is awesome

Charlie is still here. He just posts as anonymous and doesn't drop more than one name per thread.

Pipsy is perfect.

Let's talk about who the hot guys are from the DL FB group!

Go!!

My favorite is "Oh, dear"

[quote]Let's talk about who the hot guys are from the DL FB group!

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Always liked VOTN, never bothered me. Ayb is cool as is Della. SWF had interesting gossip which we don't get much of anymore here. Ditto Oracle. Haven't seen ABC Insider or Celebrity Caterer in ages.

I know she had her detractors but I appreciated Magdalene. Had dish (whether others liked it or not), always friendly and answered nearly every question put to her here.

Does Torta post anymore? I remember he/she during Hurricane Katrina, he was active in the live post that day posting a lot of meteorological information. Didn't he live in Boston?

VOTN is a toilet trained contributer. He does not attack, but is pretty passive aggressive. Only someone who spends most of their life on the computer could have so much pedantic information to impart on so many subjects in such a dull way.

I know a bit about a lot, but VOTN is the perfect passive-aggressive know it all. Takes it all in stride, but pick, pick, picks. Too pedantic to be what he says. He is informed.

Patrick Campbell should be called the old guy that he is, and corrected on all HIS precious gender crap. He is not amusing and not really a character. There is no irony there. Old Boy still in the Band. His verificatia is from "Suddenly,Last Summer. A drone, a drag, and the guy you never want to sit next to in a bar. Dreck. It is impossible to have sympathy for such an unrelenting old queen.

Della is great. VOTN is OK. Ciaran is kind and careful, not too smart, yet. He is afraid of the nasty bitches out here with their score cards and twisted memory files - I don't blame him. Mia is good. They are all better than most of the people on DL, but there is a bit too much control exibited to believe that they all are being themselves all the time...

Della is maybe just as she seems. Bright, not pointless, not bitchy and a welcome part of a conversation. I would most like to discuss things with her in "real" life.

Patrick Campbell was also Catherine of Siena and that's where he first used verificatia. He finally dropped his Catherine drag but couldn't leave the verificatia behind.

I do not visit or post nearly as often as I used to, but when I do more often than not it is anonymously...it is just easier.

VOTN is perfect all right. That's why he's attending a diploma mill.

R92, R65 was not me. I don't come to DL nearly as much as I used to- and rarely post.

It's Mrs Patrick Campbell. And she is fabulous, except when she's spewing her tinfoil hat political diatribes.

This sounds a bit new-agey/theosophic,like`there are seven perfect ascended masters in the world` or something.

There are seven guys on DL who post under some kind of names names/pseudonyms instead of

POLL TROLL.

I think many appreciated his/her contributions with the U.S. presidential election of 2012.

I miss Daniel Boon.

[quote]Does Torta post anymore? I remember he/she during Hurricane Katrina, he was active in the live post that day posting a lot of meteorological information. Didn't he live in Boston?

I'm still here once in a while. Moved to Brooklyn a couple of years ago. Less time to post but I still like this place.

You see a lot, R122. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and tell us what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.

RWOAC is dead? He was the hair stylist, right? I liked him.

What happened to him? I thought he was pretty young.

RWOAC is still around. He's an "authentic" bi-sexual. I think the hair stylist is Bonnie Prince Charlie.

Yes, R135 is correct - Bonnie Prince Charlie was the hairstylist. I have no idea what that insufferable RWOAC did - I'm just glad he's gone now.

I died? Hmmm...That would explain a few things. Shit!?

I thought Price Leatherbarrow was the hairstylist? Butterbean posted a lot during Katrina too, I think he was in Baton Rouge. I liked them both, haven't seen them in a while.

R21 back at you!

I miss john eric who I believe was also from this area. Love both Mia and Della.

John Eric is still here. And he is a member of the Datalounge FB group. So....

I don't know AYB. Della is generic and VOTN is kind of annoying. I vote for Kirker. He doesn't post much anymore, because probably unlike Della and VOTN, he has a life in the real world.

Kipper, the librarian from Vegas.

r142 has to be kirker. Nobody else would describe him as "having a life in the real world." LOL!

But what about Cheryl?

I usually like Bengali in Platforms' postings.

The old dude in his 60's who claims to look 19 and works at Abercrombie.

R137 is an impostor, taking advantage of freed usernames since the change to the new DL system. The real CrazyMint is thankfully dead.

thankfully? what did he ever do to you?

I liked SWF. It was a bummer when the bitches chased her off.

TaxTroll is awesome, never used his advice but I like that he comes here to give it. Assuming it's sound, that is.

Ciaran is a catfish. After that whole Brandon mess, it feels like it needs to be said.

I can't say Votn is the most fascinating guy but I like him.

Okay. What? "Dead"-??? What the fucking shit-WHAT?!? WHAT???

I can assure you. I'm still here. I never left.

That's the best bullshittery you've got then? Did you even brush your goddamn hair? BITCH, NO. Just...NO.

CrazyMint! It's been forever baby! *kissing you madly.. up against the wall.. rubbing my thighs between your thighs.. your fuck rod getting engorged and straining to press against your hippy pants.. running my hands along the sides of your wicked angelic face and through your hair.. down the curve of your back... sucking on your tongue like there's no tomorrow.. pouring some red wine in your mouth knowing you'll spit it back into mine.. *

Jesus Christ, get a fucking life.

Della and VOTN are two of the dumbest, most clueless posters here. I've been here for years and I'm quite familiar with both and their posting history.

Why they have any fan following at all is a complete mystery.

R153, VOTN is VOTN's fan following. I'd put money on it.

R65= brainless moron.

Oliver, Newman and John

Kipper left to go to medical school--real medical school unlike VOTN

I also like Swiss Chick and someone I forget at the moment.

I also like the guy in Ohio with the new white socks, and the guy in Norway.

My favs are Chewy McNip and Old Lez. They’re not only smart and humorous, but also WISE!

I always wonder when people say someone’s their fav and I’ve never heard of them.

Chewy’s comments are always on point.

It's nice to be remembered.