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I hate silent sex

It's so fucking boring. I want my boyfriend to say nasty things to me but it is so hard to get him to open up.

by Anonymousreply 4909/08/2013

I'll speak for your boyfriend, OP. " Hurry up and cum, fatass. God, you smell like shit.

by Anonymousreply 108/31/2013

My faith in a cunty r1 is restored.

Me, too, OP, FWIW. I think some people are just concentrating so hard on the physical feeling that they forget there's someone else involved.

by Anonymousreply 208/31/2013

And look me in the eyes for fucks sake.

by Anonymousreply 308/31/2013

W&W R1!!

by Anonymousreply 408/31/2013

I love silent sex

by Anonymousreply 508/31/2013

Just get an organist.

by Anonymousreply 608/31/2013

Beat 'er.

by Anonymousreply 708/31/2013

Sometimes it just can't be helped.

by Anonymousreply 808/31/2013

I need to hear them scream.

by Anonymousreply 908/31/2013

U Need to tell him! Your BF can't read your mind.

by Anonymousreply 1008/31/2013

I agree - silence is so unsexy. Make SOME noise - but I disagree about the nasty part. Sex needs some encouraging talk along the way - God you feel good - You like that?

Shit like that.

by Anonymousreply 1108/31/2013

Even a grunt now and then would be helpful. Is that so much to ask?

I mean, are you there or what?

by Anonymousreply 1208/31/2013

You don't need to make any noise. Inserting your dick in a guys ass lets you read his thoughts, like a pen drive

by Anonymousreply 1308/31/2013

Amen, the nastier the better. You can tell me you love me anytime but the chances to hear that I'm a filthy fucking hole are not that often.

by Anonymousreply 1408/31/2013

Lots of W&W material here. My fav is R13.

by Anonymousreply 1508/31/2013

The Thai are the kings of silent sex.

by Anonymousreply 1608/31/2013

[quote]it is so hard to get him to open up.

this deserves either a frau or a "MARY!" but it is hard to say which.

by Anonymousreply 1708/31/2013

I prefer silex sex too. I hate it when my boyfriend wakes me up from a deep sleep.

by Anonymousreply 1808/31/2013

I beat him, bite him, spit on him, and pound him until he doesn't even know his name.

If my boy isn't begging and crying and calling himself names, then I am doing something wrong.

That's the way love goes.

by Anonymousreply 1909/01/2013

R19, I live in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Can I fly you down?

by Anonymousreply 2009/01/2013

Some of us are shy or just not into talking dirty/moaning during sex. I don't like making noises. I don't care if the other does but it's not my thing. That doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it. I hate the over-the-top, dramatic porn sounds and the guys who feel they have to imitate that.

by Anonymousreply 2109/01/2013

R21, you haven't lived until you've fucked me. And I give Green Stamps.

by Anonymousreply 2209/01/2013

I am beyond tired of all the bossy, little bottoms online demanding "alpha-male, dom, verbal" tops. Isn't just plain old dick up the ass enough without acting out someone's porn fantasy? I can into that on occasion but usually it feels ridiculous or as if I'm some kind of performing monkey.

by Anonymousreply 2309/01/2013

WTF R21? SHY? When someone's pounding your hole? Are you serious?

What the fuck is left to be "shy" about? You don't want him to think that you're enjoying it?

by Anonymousreply 2409/01/2013

It is very common in countries where multiple generations live in very small areas. Who wants Granny and Mom and brothers and sisters knowing you like being called a dirty hole before breakfast!

by Anonymousreply 2509/01/2013

I always start laughing when it sounds like the guy is copying what he's heard in a porn. Ohhhhhh Fuuucckkk Yeaahhhhhhhh

by Anonymousreply 2609/01/2013

When you're on a 'booty CALL', the name alone makes it mandatory that you and your sphincter bellow and snivel out loud.

by Anonymousreply 2709/01/2013

The only part of the sex that should be 'silent' is when you're signing the auction sheet to outbid those other frigid bitches. As soon as it's announced that "Big Drilla" is yours, wrap your clutch pearls around your ankles and start the screaming righ there!

by Anonymousreply 2809/01/2013

Hell yeah. I love to hear my bf talk about how it wants to take raw cock and gang banged. It turns me on. I guess some couples have soft lovely quiet sex like in womyn's porn or something but I want to keep sex dirty and fun.

by Anonymousreply 2909/01/2013

If the Homeowners Association Board hasn't posted a notice on your door, demanding to know if you have an unregistered resident called 'Takeit Pigboy', then you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymousreply 3009/01/2013

Hell yeah, R29!!

by Anonymousreply 3109/01/2013

I love to hear and talk the dirty when I'm getting pounded. I want my FB to know I like what he's doing. And I love it when he talks dirty to me and tell me to "fuck that cock".

A dude who just lays there is like fucking a corpse. What's the point? I want to know the person I'm fucking is having a good time. You don't have to scream or anything but whispering dirty in my ear or softly moaning is hot as fuck and makes sex that more enjoyable (to me).

Don't be a dead beat and just lay there like you'd rather be playing your Xbox or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 3209/01/2013

Shut up and suck my dick.

by Anonymousreply 3309/01/2013

Slap my FACE!

by Anonymousreply 3409/01/2013

With what, R34?

by Anonymousreply 3509/01/2013

"Don't be a dead beat and just lay there like you'd rather be playing your Xbox or whatever."

Is that a sly comment about masturbation?

by Anonymousreply 3609/01/2013

R19, you sound hot.

by Anonymousreply 3709/02/2013

Well, that didn't come out right. DL filled my response, such as that is, with "undefined."

by Anonymousreply 3809/02/2013

Silent sex is a result of all of the residual pesticides and DDT in our environment.

by Anonymousreply 3909/03/2013

Say more, R40.

by Anonymousreply 4009/03/2013

Some good advice for those who want to talk dirty or get their partners to talk dirty but don't know where to start: SAY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO DO, SAY WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SAY WHAT YOU JUST DID...

by Anonymousreply 4109/03/2013

Another vote for R19.

by Anonymousreply 4209/03/2013

R41, didn't you read that book?

by Anonymousreply 4309/03/2013

R19 needs to post a selfie.

by Anonymousreply 4409/04/2013

That's mean R26. He just may be feeling good.

by Anonymousreply 4509/08/2013

Play him this.

Notice how the "straight" guy shoots his load after whispering to his cock-sucking bottom to flip and fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 4609/08/2013

Yes, there has to be some moaning and groaning. I don't need nasty, dirty talk.

But one essential element: There MUST be kissing during sex. Without kissing there is no intimacy. Without kissing it's an empty act.

by Anonymousreply 4709/08/2013

Agree, r48. The hottest sex I ever had was with a dude who breathed into my mouth as he came inside me. Fucking intense.

by Anonymousreply 4809/08/2013
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