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On right now!QVC Dish...David Venable has the Beekman Boys on his cooking show! Shilling their new heirloom dessert book.

David is cooing all over them making googoo eyes. They are all doing the happy dance and twirling about. I can just hear the fraus chortling. The book just sold out.

by Anonymousreply 7704/01/2015

I would have watched, but I don't have that channel. How interesting was the interview?

by Anonymousreply 108/29/2013

Brent is REALLY short and tiny. A wee man.

Josh should always remain clean-shaven.

If I was into that sort of thing, I'd buy their cookbook.

David Venable is a sexy bear.

by Anonymousreply 208/29/2013

Sold out? They must've been selling 100 copies at $1.00.

by Anonymousreply 308/29/2013

I want that book.

by Anonymousreply 408/29/2013

The brownies looked good.

by Anonymousreply 508/29/2013

Do you think Josh cheats on Brent? I do.

by Anonymousreply 608/29/2013

[quote]Is David Venable gay?

Does a bear shit in the woods?!

by Anonymousreply 808/29/2013

I thought so, r8.

Just needed some confirmation.

by Anonymousreply 908/29/2013

Did David make his yum-yum face?

by Anonymousreply 1008/29/2013

They happy danced together.

by Anonymousreply 1208/29/2013

At the end of the segment, Josh broke the rules. You do not just initiate a Happy Dance. First, David has to initiate it. Second, it has to be in response to something that David has tasted that is truly delicious. So when Josh just started twirling, I was like, "No! No! You're doing it wrong!"

Actually, if you want to be anal about it, David is really the only one who is allowed to do a Happy Dance. It is proper etiquette for the show guest to watch him twirl with a look of amazement on your face while standing still.

by Anonymousreply 1308/29/2013

I will buy it. I hope that facts causes one of your heads to explode.

by Anonymousreply 1408/29/2013

"Does their success irk you, Dear?"

Does your slavish sycophantic ass-licking of their every excretion of a product fill the gaping empty holes in your otherwise sad and eventless life, Dear?

by Anonymousreply 1508/29/2013

Who's David's boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 1608/29/2013

I was watching once and some old bitty called up and she asks "David, when are you going to get married?" and he responds "Well, _____(forgot her name), I'm gonna come on over to your house so we can have a long talk about it. OK?"

by Anonymousreply 1708/29/2013

Hi, Georgia!

by Anonymousreply 1808/29/2013

Maybe David hasn't found the right girl!

by Anonymousreply 1908/30/2013

David is a confirmed bachelor. He's devoted to his mother and volunteering at church.

by Anonymousreply 2008/30/2013

Am I the only one who thinks that Brent is the leader in his and Josh's relationship?

by Anonymousreply 2108/30/2013

Josh seems nice, Brent gives off a bitchy vibe.

by Anonymousreply 2208/30/2013

I've always liked Josh and am happy for his success.

But I went to Amazon to order this new book and the recipes on the sample pages were really dull. They were like something from a 1960s cook book.

by Anonymousreply 2308/30/2013

"They were like something from a 1960s cook book."

They doubtlessly plagiarized them from some garage sale Betty Crocker paperback cookbook.

Josh is a whore and a plagiarist.

by Anonymousreply 2408/30/2013

I liked his drag queen book. Very funny.

by Anonymousreply 2508/30/2013


Fuck off. Stop posting shit about that ugly woman on threads about other topics.

by Anonymousreply 2708/30/2013

I would purchase their feces if they marketed it. Everything they touch turns to gold.

by Anonymousreply 2808/30/2013

"I would purchase their feces if they marketed it."

They did. They call it soap.

by Anonymousreply 2908/30/2013

[quote]Josh is a whore and a plagiarist.

What has he plagiarized?

by Anonymousreply 3008/30/2013

David had a Big Muscle profile a few years ago but I believe he removed it.

by Anonymousreply 3108/30/2013

David is a giant.

by Anonymousreply 3208/30/2013

R17, the word is "biddy," not "bitty."

by Anonymousreply 3308/30/2013


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by Anonymousreply 3508/30/2013

Wah???? That's David, r34?

by Anonymousreply 3608/30/2013

Yes R36 it is. So is the pic at R35.

That's what stuffing his face and happy dancing has done to him.

by Anonymousreply 3708/30/2013

Wow, he really collapsed. What happened? And don't say age, because I have seen many guys age well...

by Anonymousreply 3808/30/2013

Wow, maybe he should happy dance a little harder after each bite.

by Anonymousreply 3908/30/2013

His hair is dyed shoe polish black. He is older, and he obviously cannot maintain a normal weight. He must be 100 pounds heavier.

by Anonymousreply 4008/30/2013

Ha. Posts about David on Home Shopping Queen blog. Circa 2010

[quote]He's totally gay and he's totally out about it. Yes, he's put on a lot of weight since those speedo pics(which are the real deal). But he's old now, in his 40's and likes 'em YOUNG and hung. He's a very eager BOTTOM, well known around Rehoboth, P'town, Key West.

The comments are by female fans and gay guys, hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 4108/30/2013

"What has he plagiarized?"

Half of the contents of this website, you ninny.

by Anonymousreply 4208/30/2013

He's hotter than Rick Domeier

by Anonymousreply 4308/30/2013

I love the response to that comment, R41:

[quote]He's not "old" you jerk. He's "older" Stupid, ignorant twink...

by Anonymousreply 4408/30/2013

[quote]His hair is dyed shoe polish black.

I didn't even think that was his real hair, it looks strange.

How old is he?

by Anonymousreply 4508/31/2013

[quote]He's hotter than Rick Domeier

Rick is straight, right?

by Anonymousreply 4608/31/2013

David let his body go when he got into a serious relationship. He hasn't looked like R34's link for awhile now.

When he was in great shape, which only lasted for about 2 years, he was a fixture in the circuit party scene. Somebody on DL said they hooked up with him in Provincetown, and that he had a big, thick cock. He's a top, btw.

by Anonymousreply 4708/31/2013

This guy became famous from QVC? Amazing. He's got over 230,000 likes on his facebook page.

So is he single or in a relationship like R47 says?

by Anonymousreply 4808/31/2013

I would love if some old woman called up and said "David, I just love my Vita-mix and was that you I saw a picture of wearing ass-less chaps with your hands all over some blond twink?"

by Anonymousreply 4908/31/2013

The poster at r41's link says David is a bottom, r47 says he's a top.


Is he a tottom?

by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2013

R50 Fat people don't set the rules.

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2013

He's just big boned, r51.

by Anonymousreply 5208/31/2013

Yeah, r47 mentioned his big bone too.

by Anonymousreply 5308/31/2013

R48 here are some pics from an event in 2009 in Rehoboth Beach, something called Poodle Beach Coloring Book Opening. LOTS of gays. Venable is with a little pocket gay, Jimmy D'Angelo.

by Anonymousreply 5408/31/2013

I hope Josh and Brent continue their journey on the road to success.

I love them both, but I only know Josh. He's Mr. Normal.

by Anonymousreply 5508/31/2013

Happy dance!!! Happy dance!!!

by Anonymousreply 5608/31/2013

Turbie Twist!

by Anonymousreply 5708/31/2013

"but I only know Josh. He's Mr. Normal. "

Sure, for a sociopathic blackmailing whore and plagiarist.

by Anonymousreply 5808/31/2013

David has gained a lot of weight, and being a tall guy would make him huge! He does look sexy in those old photos when he was in shape.

by Anonymousreply 5908/31/2013

Shut up! These Nanaimo Bars are so tasty, It's like my tastebuds are getting double-penetrated with delicious dildos!

by Anonymousreply 6008/31/2013

Jamie Deen is going to be on with David V. today.

by Anonymousreply 6109/01/2013

Bump for Deen

by Anonymousreply 6209/01/2013

Did they mention his mom?

by Anonymousreply 6309/01/2013

David is dry fucking shredded cheddar right now. Fromage Frottage, he's calling it. The guy from Cook's Essentials looks like he has a bad headache.

by Anonymousreply 6409/01/2013

David is partial to fromunda cheese (fromunda the foreskin!).

by Anonymousreply 6509/01/2013

DV has on Sunny, shilling her cookbook. Each recipe is so unhealthy, right now sweet tea fried chicken. David has done the happy dance three times already. He is getting all down home and a chortlin'.

by Anonymousreply 6609/08/2013

I wonder if Dave V. liked to get have his ass fucked before he goes on the air, or after he's done a shift.

Or maybe he wears a butt plug during his segments.

by Anonymousreply 6709/08/2013

R67 He would only use a buttplug on the air if it was made by Temptations and he could sell it.

by Anonymousreply 6809/08/2013

[quote]He would only use a buttplug on the air if it was made by Temptations and he could sell it.

Well, Temptations butt plugs can go straight from the freezer to the microwave.

by Anonymousreply 6909/08/2013

That sound of laughter you hear while standing in line at the bank is David Venable coming in to cash his paycheck. Piss on all of you poor, BROKE, and ignorant losers.

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by Anonymousreply 7106/29/2014

"Foreword by Ree Drummond." That's The Pioneer Woman.

by Anonymousreply 7206/29/2014

I like you, R69

by Anonymousreply 7306/29/2014

R71 He's wearing a little to much make up that picture.

by Anonymousreply 7406/29/2014

Sold out you say? Maybe I should go on QVC.

by Anonymousreply 7506/29/2014

The Beekman Boys were on EVINE the other day selling their products.

by Anonymousreply 7604/01/2015

He's always got the same people and products on it seems.

by Anonymousreply 7704/01/2015
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