David is cooing all over them making googoo eyes. They are all doing the happy dance and twirling about. I can just hear the fraus chortling. The book just sold out.
On right now!QVC Dish...David Venable has the Beekman Boys on his cooking show! Shilling their new heirloom dessert book.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/31/2015|
I would have watched, but I don't have that channel. How interesting was the interview?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/29/2013|
Brent is REALLY short and tiny. A wee man.
Josh should always remain clean-shaven.
If I was into that sort of thing, I'd buy their cookbook.
David Venable is a sexy bear.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/29/2013|
Sold out? They must've been selling 100 copies at $1.00.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/29/2013|
I want that book.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/29/2013|
The brownies looked good.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/29/2013|
Do you think Josh cheats on Brent? I do.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/29/2013|
Is David Venable gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/29/2013|
[quote]Is David Venable gay?
Does a bear shit in the woods?!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/29/2013|
I thought so, r8.
Just needed some confirmation.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/29/2013|
Did David make his yum-yum face?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/29/2013|
[quote]Sold out? They must've been selling 100 copies at $1.00.
Does their success irk you, Dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/29/2013|
They happy danced together.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/29/2013|
At the end of the segment, Josh broke the rules. You do not just initiate a Happy Dance. First, David has to initiate it. Second, it has to be in response to something that David has tasted that is truly delicious. So when Josh just started twirling, I was like, "No! No! You're doing it wrong!"
Actually, if you want to be anal about it, David is really the only one who is allowed to do a Happy Dance. It is proper etiquette for the show guest to watch him twirl with a look of amazement on your face while standing still.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/29/2013|
I will buy it. I hope that facts causes one of your heads to explode.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/29/2013|
"Does their success irk you, Dear?"
Does your slavish sycophantic ass-licking of their every excretion of a product fill the gaping empty holes in your otherwise sad and eventless life, Dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/29/2013|
Who's David's boyfriend?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/29/2013|
I was watching once and some old bitty called up and she asks "David, when are you going to get married?" and he responds "Well, _____(forgot her name), I'm gonna come on over to your house so we can have a long talk about it. OK?"
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/29/2013|
Maybe David hasn't found the right girl!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/30/2013|
David is a confirmed bachelor. He's devoted to his mother and volunteering at church.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/30/2013|
Am I the only one who thinks that Brent is the leader in his and Josh's relationship?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/30/2013|
Josh seems nice, Brent gives off a bitchy vibe.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/30/2013|
I've always liked Josh and am happy for his success.
But I went to Amazon to order this new book and the recipes on the sample pages were really dull. They were like something from a 1960s cook book.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/30/2013|
"They were like something from a 1960s cook book."
They doubtlessly plagiarized them from some garage sale Betty Crocker paperback cookbook.
Josh is a whore and a plagiarist.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/30/2013|
I liked his drag queen book. Very funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/30/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/30/2013|
A NOTE TO THE LITTLE MONSTER AT R26:
Fuck off. Stop posting shit about that ugly woman on threads about other topics.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/30/2013|
I would purchase their feces if they marketed it. Everything they touch turns to gold.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/30/2013|
"I would purchase their feces if they marketed it."
They did. They call it soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/30/2013|
[quote]Josh is a whore and a plagiarist.
What has he plagiarized?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/30/2013|
David had a Big Muscle profile a few years ago but I believe he removed it.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/30/2013|
David is a giant.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/30/2013|
R17, the word is "biddy," not "bitty."
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/30/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/30/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/30/2013|
Wah???? That's David, r34?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/30/2013|
Yes R36 it is. So is the pic at R35.
That's what stuffing his face and happy dancing has done to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/30/2013|
Wow, he really collapsed. What happened? And don't say age, because I have seen many guys age well...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/30/2013|
Wow, maybe he should happy dance a little harder after each bite.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/30/2013|
His hair is dyed shoe polish black. He is older, and he obviously cannot maintain a normal weight. He must be 100 pounds heavier.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/30/2013|
Ha. Posts about David on Home Shopping Queen blog. Circa 2010
[quote]He's totally gay and he's totally out about it. Yes, he's put on a lot of weight since those speedo pics(which are the real deal). But he's old now, in his 40's and likes 'em YOUNG and hung. He's a very eager BOTTOM, well known around Rehoboth, P'town, Key West.
The comments are by female fans and gay guys, hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/30/2013|
"What has he plagiarized?"
Half of the contents of this website, you ninny.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/30/2013|
He's hotter than Rick Domeier
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/30/2013|
I love the response to that comment, R41:
[quote]He's not "old" you jerk. He's "older" Stupid, ignorant twink...
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/30/2013|
[quote]His hair is dyed shoe polish black.
I didn't even think that was his real hair, it looks strange.
How old is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/31/2013|
[quote]He's hotter than Rick Domeier
Rick is straight, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/31/2013|
David let his body go when he got into a serious relationship. He hasn't looked like R34's link for awhile now.
When he was in great shape, which only lasted for about 2 years, he was a fixture in the circuit party scene. Somebody on DL said they hooked up with him in Provincetown, and that he had a big, thick cock. He's a top, btw.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/31/2013|
This guy became famous from QVC? Amazing. He's got over 230,000 likes on his facebook page.
So is he single or in a relationship like R47 says?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/31/2013|
I would love if some old woman called up and said "David, I just love my Vita-mix and was that you I saw a picture of wearing ass-less chaps with your hands all over some blond twink?"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/31/2013|
The poster at r41's link says David is a bottom, r47 says he's a top.
Is he a tottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/31/2013|
R50 Fat people don't set the rules.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/31/2013|
He's just big boned, r51.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/31/2013|
Yeah, r47 mentioned his big bone too.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/31/2013|
R48 here are some pics from an event in 2009 in Rehoboth Beach, something called Poodle Beach Coloring Book Opening. LOTS of gays. Venable is with a little pocket gay, Jimmy D'Angelo.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/31/2013|
I hope Josh and Brent continue their journey on the road to success.
I love them both, but I only know Josh. He's Mr. Normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/31/2013|
Happy dance!!! Happy dance!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/31/2013|
"but I only know Josh. He's Mr. Normal. "
Sure, for a sociopathic blackmailing whore and plagiarist.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/31/2013|
David has gained a lot of weight, and being a tall guy would make him huge! He does look sexy in those old photos when he was in shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/31/2013|
Shut up! These Nanaimo Bars are so tasty, It's like my tastebuds are getting double-penetrated with delicious dildos!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/31/2013|
Jamie Deen is going to be on with David V. today.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/01/2013|
Bump for Deen
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/01/2013|
Did they mention his mom?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/01/2013|
David is dry fucking shredded cheddar right now. Fromage Frottage, he's calling it. The guy from Cook's Essentials looks like he has a bad headache.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/01/2013|
David is partial to fromunda cheese (fromunda the foreskin!).
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/01/2013|
DV has on Sunny, shilling her cookbook. Each recipe is so unhealthy, right now sweet tea fried chicken. David has done the happy dance three times already. He is getting all down home and a chortlin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/08/2013|
I wonder if Dave V. liked to get have his ass fucked before he goes on the air, or after he's done a shift.
Or maybe he wears a butt plug during his segments.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/08/2013|
R67 He would only use a buttplug on the air if it was made by Temptations and he could sell it.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/08/2013|
[quote]He would only use a buttplug on the air if it was made by Temptations and he could sell it.
Well, Temptations butt plugs can go straight from the freezer to the microwave.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/08/2013|
That sound of laughter you hear while standing in line at the bank is David Venable coming in to cash his paycheck. Piss on all of you poor, BROKE, and ignorant losers.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/29/2014|
"Foreword by Ree Drummond." That's The Pioneer Woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/29/2014|
I like you, R69
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/29/2014|
R71 He's wearing a little to much make up that picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/29/2014|
Sold out you say? Maybe I should go on QVC.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/29/2014|
The Beekman Boys were on EVINE the other day selling their products.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/31/2015|
He's always got the same people and products on it seems.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/31/2015|