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Michael Fassbender Is A Terrible Person?

In another thread someone commented "The Fassbenders of the world may be able to get away with being a terrible person but so-and-so can't" or words to that effect.

Well? Is the Fassendong a terrible person and what terrible things has he done?

by Other than not FMHreply 2610/27/2013

He raped me under the tree on Christmas morning!

by Other than not FMHreply 108/26/2013

He told me he was at Church that Christmas morning!

by Other than not FMHreply 208/26/2013

Is he? Any gossip on what he is like in real life?

by Other than not FMHreply 310/27/2013

There are allegations that he is a brutal woman-beater. His ex alleged in court that he terrorized her for years and beat her so badly that one of her ovaries ruptured, or something of that nature. Of course his rabid fans all say that she was a gold-digging lying whore because she sued him in civil court, but if you read the details of the case, they're weird and specific enough to make me think it's true. I think there was another incident with another woman, too, but can't remember the details. There is something reptilian about him to me, either way.

by Other than not FMHreply 410/27/2013

I like Michael was was taken aback by that picture of him as "happy drunk" being escorted out of a London club allegedly by its management. The pic taken of the incident was simultaneously sad, funny, endearing, disturbing and sexy.

by Other than not FMHreply 510/27/2013

My friend Julie says he has halitosis. Of course, she did him anyway.

by Other than not FMHreply 610/27/2013

Your friend Julie should give more details... was it good? What was he like in bed?

by Other than not FMHreply 710/27/2013

Is he an alcoholic?

by Other than not FMHreply 810/27/2013

His brit teeth were distracting in The Counselor.

by Other than not FMHreply 910/27/2013

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by Other than not FMHreply 1010/27/2013

I heard that he has a huge dick which he will show to anyone who buys him a drink.

by Other than not FMHreply 1110/27/2013

Does he act like an alcoholic?

by Other than not FMHreply 1210/27/2013

Is he supposed to be mean or is he outright crazy?

by Other than not FMHreply 1410/27/2013

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by Other than not FMHreply 1510/27/2013

He comes off on screen as someone who has practiced getting his smile just right by looking in the mirror endless numbers of times.

by Other than not FMHreply 1610/27/2013

It was hilarious when his grizzled, ancient-looking face was described in Prometheus as being "eternally young" and shit like that.

by Other than not FMHreply 1710/27/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Other than not FMHreply 1810/27/2013

Why do people give a shit about this guy?

by Other than not FMHreply 1910/27/2013

I've had a crush on Fassy (sorry, love that nickname) since I first saw him in "Inglorious Basterds"; however, I honestly believe the guy is a drunk and misogynist. The rumors that he's roughed up past girlfriends doesn't sit well with me either.

by Other than not FMHreply 2010/27/2013

[quote]I heard that he has a huge dick which he will show to anyone who buys him a drink.

Really? What kind of drink?

by Other than not FMHreply 2110/27/2013

[quote]He comes off on screen as someone who has practiced getting his smile just right by looking in the mirror endless numbers of times.

This comment is silliest things I've ever read here because it seems so sincere without realizing how dumb it is. You do realize he is an actor right? Practicing facial expressions is literally their job.

by Other than not FMHreply 2210/27/2013

I'd love to see him in a Nicolas Winding Refn movie.

by Other than not FMHreply 2310/27/2013

He is an actor. He is not here to cure World hunger

by Other than not FMHreply 2410/27/2013

Does he like girls who may have hygiene problems?

by Other than not FMHreply 2510/27/2013

I'm guessing Martini vermouth, R21.

by Other than not FMHreply 2610/27/2013
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