I just ate a whole can of Pringles
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/27/2013|
Open up another one (with different flavor).
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/26/2013|
Park your ass on the toilet because it's all come to come out the other end,
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/26/2013|
Now you have colon cancer. Enjoy!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/26/2013|
You sound fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/26/2013|
I just had half a pizza...so what happens to ME?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/26/2013|
Are you fat OP or was this a one time thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/26/2013|
Can I have the other half pizza, R5? No, never mind. Half a pizza would never satisfy me. I will have to order my own X-Tra Large!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/26/2013|
Hey, you only live once fatso.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/26/2013|
With any luck.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/26/2013|
Stick your finger down your throat or you're gonna die!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/26/2013|
Well, isn't that special. A glutton.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/26/2013|
Let's see. You're about to get the shits, in 5...4..3..2..1
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/26/2013|
Now the other half of the pizza is gone; oh dear...how did it get this way?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/26/2013|
Loose stools and anal leakage.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/26/2013|
Has anyone noticed that when you open a bag of Lay's potato chips the air inside smells like farts?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/26/2013|
Be glad, I'm probably about to have Gallbladder surgery and haven't eaten anything solid since it started acting up on Saturday. Anything more solid than chicken broth sounds divine to me right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/26/2013|
R19, let me throw up my pizza, and let you lick the solid remains
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/26/2013|
You know it's not air, it's nitrous oxide, right? Which means if you open enough bags and breath the air, you'll can, in theory, get stoned.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/26/2013|
R21, are you a science major? ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/26/2013|
R21, where do you go to school? ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/26/2013|
Pick up that other can of Pringles you know you have sitting next to you. Now scratch off the 'P' and 'R' on the Pringles label and replace it with an 'S'.
Welcome to our Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/26/2013|
I prefer Lay's "Stax" ... but yeah, once I open one of those 'cans', it's pretty much gone after an hour.
Stax taste better and are thicker.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/26/2013|
OP, are you dead yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/26/2013|
Yuck. If I'm going to binge-eat potato chips, give me the real thing instead of some disgusting facsimile.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/26/2013|
OP, get the Ipecac, stat.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/26/2013|
Made with Olestra? Don't go too far from the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/26/2013|
I'd barf it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/26/2013|
Yeah OP, throw it up so you can start over with a real bag of potato chips and not that shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/26/2013|
I always put a crushed handful of 'em in a PB&J, it helps with the anal leakage.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/27/2013|
Will someone please start a thread: "Thinspirations for 40-something Gay Men?"
I need thinsparations tailored to my age.
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|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/27/2013|
Just think of that as your starter OP. What are you scoffing next?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/27/2013|
I got a whole tray of Rice Krispie treats in my file cabinet.
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|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/27/2013|
Two bags of Pepperidge Farms cookies--two hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/27/2013|
Chocolate, doughnuts and a 2 litre bottle of coke. Then it'll be lunchtime.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/27/2013|
Just take a bunch of pills and be done with it. Why suffer through the slow method?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/27/2013|
Pringles are vile. Lay's Stax are where it's at.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/27/2013|
This thread has me moist as a snack cake down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/27/2013|
Tonight I drank a bunch of Bud Lights. All I ate today was a burnt cheese omelet.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/27/2013|