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I just ate a whole can of Pringles

Now what?

by Anonymousreply 4308/27/2013

Open up another one (with different flavor).

by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

Park your ass on the toilet because it's all come to come out the other end,

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

Now you have colon cancer. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

You sound fat.

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

I just had half a what happens to ME?

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

Are you fat OP or was this a one time thing?

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

Can I have the other half pizza, R5? No, never mind. Half a pizza would never satisfy me. I will have to order my own X-Tra Large!

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

Hey, you only live once fatso.

by Anonymousreply 808/26/2013


With any luck.

by Anonymousreply 908/26/2013

Stick your finger down your throat or you're gonna die!

by Anonymousreply 1008/26/2013

Well, isn't that special. A glutton.

by Anonymousreply 1108/26/2013

Let's see. You're about to get the shits, in 5...4..3..2..1

by Anonymousreply 1208/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 1308/26/2013

Only one?

by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

Now the other half of the pizza is gone; oh did it get this way?

by Anonymousreply 1508/26/2013

Loose stools and anal leakage.

by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

Has anyone noticed that when you open a bag of Lay's potato chips the air inside smells like farts?

by Anonymousreply 1708/26/2013

Be glad, I'm probably about to have Gallbladder surgery and haven't eaten anything solid since it started acting up on Saturday. Anything more solid than chicken broth sounds divine to me right now.

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

R19, let me throw up my pizza, and let you lick the solid remains

by Anonymousreply 1908/26/2013

You know it's not air, it's nitrous oxide, right? Which means if you open enough bags and breath the air, you'll can, in theory, get stoned.

by Anonymousreply 2008/26/2013

R21, are you a science major? ;)

by Anonymousreply 2108/26/2013

R21, where do you go to school? ;)

by Anonymousreply 2208/26/2013

Pick up that other can of Pringles you know you have sitting next to you. Now scratch off the 'P' and 'R' on the Pringles label and replace it with an 'S'.

Welcome to our Club.

by Anonymousreply 2308/26/2013

I prefer Lay's "Stax" ... but yeah, once I open one of those 'cans', it's pretty much gone after an hour.

Stax taste better and are thicker.

by Anonymousreply 2408/26/2013

OP, are you dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 2508/26/2013

Yuck. If I'm going to binge-eat potato chips, give me the real thing instead of some disgusting facsimile.

by Anonymousreply 2608/26/2013

OP, get the Ipecac, stat.

by Anonymousreply 2708/26/2013

Made with Olestra? Don't go too far from the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2013

I'd barf it up.

by Anonymousreply 2908/26/2013

Yeah OP, throw it up so you can start over with a real bag of potato chips and not that shit.

by Anonymousreply 3008/26/2013

I always put a crushed handful of 'em in a PB&J, it helps with the anal leakage.

by Anonymousreply 3108/26/2013

Will someone please start a thread: "Thinspirations for 40-something Gay Men?"

I need thinsparations tailored to my age.

Be brutal.

by Anonymousreply 3208/26/2013

Still here...

by Anonymousreply 3308/27/2013

Just think of that as your starter OP. What are you scoffing next?

by Anonymousreply 3408/27/2013


I got a whole tray of Rice Krispie treats in my file cabinet.


by Anonymousreply 3508/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 3608/27/2013

Two bags of Pepperidge Farms cookies--two hours.

by Anonymousreply 3708/27/2013

Chocolate, doughnuts and a 2 litre bottle of coke. Then it'll be lunchtime.

by Anonymousreply 3808/27/2013

Just take a bunch of pills and be done with it. Why suffer through the slow method?

by Anonymousreply 3908/27/2013

Pringles are vile. Lay's Stax are where it's at.

by Anonymousreply 4008/27/2013

This thread has me moist as a snack cake down there.

by Anonymousreply 4108/27/2013

Tonight I drank a bunch of Bud Lights. All I ate today was a burnt cheese omelet.

by Anonymousreply 4208/27/2013
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