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The male version of Hooters

With hot dumb guys as waiters.

What would it be called?

Why hasn't this yet been invented?

I would go there to eat hot-wings and beer if this existed.

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by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

Can you imagine all of the homophobic closet-cases if one opened? There heads would explode - both!

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

Peckers or Peck's

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

"Welcome to 'Low-Hangers!'"

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

Cocks...with a rooster mascot

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

All depends on the atmosphere you're going for... I picture my place a little more sophisticated, and I'll call it The Twig and Berries.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

They should wear speedos and bow ties.

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

Don't certain cater waiter outfits already provide this in the comfort of your own home?

by Anonymousreply 808/26/2013

I like Peckers.

by Anonymousreply 908/26/2013

Well, this is where is the ladies go.

by Anonymousreply 1008/26/2013

If it's owned by a drag porn director it would be called Chi-Chi's.

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by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

Actually, that should be "Howards Johnson."

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by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

[quote]Why hasn't this yet been invented?

It has. It's called a GAY BAR.

For a restaurant, no straight guys would set foot in such a place, and outside of bachelorette parties, women have no interest.

Only appeals to gay men.

by Anonymousreply 1708/26/2013

I guess it would look something like this

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

Woodies of course.

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by Anonymousreply 2208/26/2013

Moose Knuckles

Here's the wait staff in their uniforms

by Anonymousreply 2308/26/2013

Thanks, R10!

by Anonymousreply 2408/26/2013

R17, I'm imagining more of a sit-down place that serves food and drink in a restaurant-style manner.

I agree that the place would primarily be popular with gay men, but once word gets out that the establishment is popular with gays, the straight women (of course) will flock there. I can totally see Ginny from billing and the office girls go there for margaritas after work.

by Anonymousreply 2508/26/2013

R19, there's already one of those in my town

by Anonymousreply 2608/26/2013

I love Peckers.

That, or Brass Balls.

by Anonymousreply 2708/26/2013

For r27.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2013

God help me, there was a commercial parody of this years ago, either for a beer or a tampon line. Or maybe it was antiperspirant. They used James Brown's "It's a Man's World." Does anyone remember what it was for?

by Anonymousreply 2908/26/2013

Main Vein's


Schmeckel's (could have a circumcised, "delicatessen" theme)

by Anonymousreply 3008/26/2013

If you really want a Hooters analog... same atmosphere, food, etc... make it "Jocks", with the waiters all being hunky guys in jockstraps only.

by Anonymousreply 3108/26/2013

I like Main Vein's and Throbber's. I think I'm going to steal those.

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I've referred to my guest house as "Chez Throbber's" for years!

by Anonymousreply 3508/26/2013

Wasn't it called Hamburger Mary's?

by Anonymousreply 3608/26/2013

I like "Howard's Johnson"

by Anonymousreply 3708/26/2013

Sausage Fest.

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by Anonymousreply 3908/26/2013

I came up with this idea back in the early 1990s--calling it Peckers and their mascot would be a woodpecker

by Anonymousreply 4008/26/2013

Perfect, R40 and the first person to suggest it.

by Anonymousreply 4108/26/2013

Why not "Dicks" or "Peters"?

by Anonymousreply 4208/26/2013

Dickshots: Taste the Gravy Train

by Anonymousreply 4308/27/2013

I remember Chi Chis. Trashy chain Mexican food. Careful, the plate is hot! (because we just microwaved this frozen slop.)

by Anonymousreply 4408/27/2013

We just have to recruit more gays, so there will be an audience for this.

Get out there- recruit... RECRUIT!

by Anonymousreply 4508/27/2013

I wouldn't be surprised if gay men created such a business only to complain later on when the fraus take over.

by Anonymousreply 4608/27/2013

Baskets -

All your food comes out in big baskets

by Anonymousreply 4708/27/2013

crap I was beat to baskets...

by Anonymousreply 4808/27/2013

Members Only!

by Anonymousreply 4908/27/2013

Peckers--yep. Wait until you see how the onion rings, bagels and donuts are served!

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