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Most annoying fangurl trolls in datalounge history

Who gets your vote?

Number one would be the Pony Prancers. They were nuts.

Runner-up would be the Wentworth Miller tards who would troll here when Prison Break was on the air. They were batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 9009/03/2013

QAF trolls who think it's still 2003. Stalking fantards of Gale Harold and Randy Harris are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

Yes, by all means, let's start a thoughtful yet critical analysis of them so they can show up and start the same old shit again.

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

Henry Cavill fans. Matt Bomer fans. Vadge fans.

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

Absolutely the Henry Cavill fangurls.

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

The deranged Supernatural fangirls creep me out, personally. But the Prancing Ponies were worse.

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

That creep that posts as ``Simon Halls` brass knuckles,clenched fist,bag of oranges etc``. He seems like he`s just projecting his own violent streak. Wonder how his partner is doing...

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

Lady Gaga is the Meryl Streep of music and she's the #1 Selling Artist of All Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

Ron Paul fangurls are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 808/26/2013

JANBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 908/26/2013

The "straight guys have gay sex" troll. He repeats "sex-negative" over and over again.

The "pro-straight guy" troll who attacks gay people or transgender people on multiple threads...or starts threads that are anti-gay or anti-transgender.

by Anonymousreply 1008/26/2013

r6 I have to agree with you about the Simon Halls troll. I don't even know where that comes from. Isn't Matt Bomers partner?

by Anonymousreply 1108/26/2013

Middle-aged trolls who use the terms: str8, bro, chill, dude, brah...I have read the word "chill" countless times today, and I know that most gay men on this website are 40+. Especially the ones who talk about Rock Hudson and use "bro" - then they are 60's +.

by Anonymousreply 1208/26/2013

Ardith

by Anonymousreply 1308/26/2013

Who and what are the prancing ponies?

by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

I still have no idea WTF a Colton Haynes is, but I sure as hell see the trolls for it/him/her.

by Anonymousreply 1508/26/2013

Libby and Figmant

by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

R12, dude... you need to chill...

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

You're right R17. If a guy in his 40's, 50's, 60's, 100's wants to use the term "bro" or "dude", who am I to say anything? Let them. Or, if a gay man wants to pretend to "29 year old women" on the Internet...let them. I'm not saying you're pretending, I'm just throwing that out there as I re-evaluate myself.

by Anonymousreply 1908/26/2013

R21 I spot them in actor threads once in a while, too. The DL ranks pretty well on some Google searches, especially "[Actor Name] gay." Easy for PR shills to find and then be terrified.

Hee hee heeeeee.

by Anonymousreply 2308/26/2013

My personal fav is the legend who turns up on any Who's Gay or One Direction thread with the same line of...

'I am a Larry Shipper, a Larry believer if you will'.

by Anonymousreply 2408/26/2013

The Heath Ledger troll. Normally I feel sorry for people who are mentally unbalanced, but that one really pushed my limits.

by Anonymousreply 2508/26/2013

My personal most annoying fangirl was/is by far the argumentative Luke MacFarlane Is Straight Troll.

Just the thought that this is obviously some 40+ Yonkers-based gay man off his meds as his mother washes his dirty underpants downstairs, unaware he is pretending to be a braindead frau from South Africa, is my only comfort.

Nobody could be as willfully ignorant and stupid and be serious, surely.

by Anonymousreply 2608/26/2013

I remember that one R26. Luke MacFarlane has extreme gay face, how could you think he was straight?

by Anonymousreply 2708/26/2013

There have been more threads here covering Matt Damon's butt than it takes to stitch a dozen of the tight trousers that display its beauty.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2013

The Chalupas are up there.

by Anonymousreply 2908/26/2013

Anthony Recker.

My only conclusion is that it is in fact Anthony Recker himself because no one outside of him or his mother knows who he is and I've been hearing the troll go on about his ass for a decade.

It's enough!

by Anonymousreply 3008/26/2013

lol r20! I was gonna say to one "stop trying to make Adam Lambert happen".

by Anonymousreply 3108/26/2013

I never thought Luke MacFarlane Is Straight Troll was serious. In small doses he could be fun, but he's overdoing it lately.

Cumberbitches are probably among the worst, but I love Cumberbatch threads. Sometimes I laugh out loud reading them. QAF threads can be nutty, but I'll admit, I post there and I like Gale Harold.

For me the worst are Anderson Cooper trolls, fangirls of those two Supernatural guys and Matt Bomer trolls. I avoid anything One Direction related but I can imagine what goes on in those threads.

by Anonymousreply 3208/26/2013

The soap opera trolls.

by Anonymousreply 3308/26/2013

Those fierce defenders of Jennifer Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 3408/26/2013

R34 = anti-Jennifer Lawrence troll.

There is no defender, only people pointing out you're nuts.

by Anonymousreply 3508/26/2013

You're right r34. They are so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 3608/26/2013

Agreed, R34.

by Anonymousreply 3708/26/2013

R12 I was just thinking earlier today how much I'm starting to hate the word "chill."

by Anonymousreply 3808/26/2013

What about Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones? S/He occasionally appeared on threads dedicated to Sandra offering some crazy conspiracy theories regardsing Keanu Reeves,William Shatner,Dennis Miller etc and then s/he went off the deep end starting `Tate Donovan date raped Sandra Bullock and they never dated`,possibly the craziest and most senseless thread on DL ever,crazily taking it out on TD for no aspparent reason. S/He laid low recently but the answer 187 in the VMAs 2013 thread is typically her/his style talking about Miley Cyrus as an Illuminati slave using dark and crazy language. Also it`s signed as Roy Disney and SSSJJ signed a lot of posts on the first mentioned thread with names of various Hollywoodians.

by Anonymousreply 4008/26/2013

The Abe Vigoda trolls. Nightmare!!!

by Anonymousreply 4108/26/2013

It's been a long time, but the Mariska fangurls were annoyingly obsessive with their multiple threads.

by Anonymousreply 4208/26/2013

We have Jennifer Lawrence defender trolls? I had no idea, must have missed those threads. Lawrence is okay but she needs to watch her drug intake.

There's some pseudo-psychologist frau who is making a troll of herself here lately - at length. I wish she'd get a job or a life or a punch in the face.

by Anonymousreply 4308/26/2013

There is no way the Luke Macfarlane Is Straight troll - who has been trolling the DL for nearly 5 years now - is serious. Just no way.

by Anonymousreply 4408/26/2013

Yeah the troll that constantly makes threads about "I don't get Jennifer Lawrence" "Do you think Jennifer Lawrence will be forgotten soon" annoys the shit out of me. I mean it isn't like DL even talks about her that much outside of that troll starting all the topics.

People need to quit arguing with the Luke is straight troll.

by Anonymousreply 4508/26/2013

R39, please die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 4808/26/2013

The Hiddleston and Cumberbatch fangurls. Those threads read like psycho teenage girl chatrooms.

by Anonymousreply 4908/26/2013

R21 is a pretty awful fucking troll.

The libertarian and conspiracy theory trolls are also obnoxious.

As for this:

[quote]You can't guess how old is a person from the way they write.

Not always, no. But quite often it's apparent around these parts.

by Anonymousreply 5008/26/2013

Amen, R49. how in THE FUCK did they find this site I have no idea. I guess they all got ran off of imdb.

by Anonymousreply 5108/26/2013

the whole slew of brunhildafraufish who keep misshelenbedd alive.

by Anonymousreply 5208/26/2013

The prancing pony posts were LOL funny. I really wish they would be put up in a read only directory.

It takes a special kind of person to think that Elton John (1970s version) or George Michael (Wham edition) or Lance Bass were straight. The shit that comes out of the crazy person's minds is fascinating. About 10 years ago, I listened to some lady tell her friend that Rufus Wainwright wasn't gay but his audience was. It took all my willpower not to laugh in her face and shout "He's Out."

These people are just like conspiracy theorists.

by Anonymousreply 5408/26/2013

the psychotically obsessed 'Bog Brother' fanbotfraus should all be systematically rounded up, shot between the eyes, and dumped into a mass grave, then sprinkled with lye.

by Anonymousreply 5508/26/2013

The trolls that bug me are the rabid fangirls of the guys in Supernatural that believe a giant conspiracy theory that the actors are gay men in love with each other.

I also dislike the closeted bisexuals that try to thrust "sexual fluidity" on all human beings instead of just identifying as bisexual. Many fangirls subscribe to that theory, allowing for their favorite actors to have a gay relationship, but also be married Republicans that have families.

Along the same track, I hate bisexual girls that claim they are lesbians just so they can put in their two cents on gay and lesbian culture. I wish we could fast forward to the moment they find their husband and leave us for a Frau board.

by Anonymousreply 5608/26/2013

`Bog Brother`. How true.

by Anonymousreply 5708/26/2013

[quote]he whole slew of brunhildafraufish who keep misshelenbedd alive

Where is MHB? She hasn't been seen around these parts in months.

by Anonymousreply 5808/26/2013

the 'i bet you're the kind of person...', 'shut ths fuck up....' and 'go fuck yourself....' trolls who clearly belives that no one can have an opinion different to theirs and is incapable of engaging is adult debate...

also the 'mysoginist' troll.. oh god how i wish they would go away.

by Anonymousreply 5908/26/2013

[quote]Someone should kick your nuts! You are a bad, bad cookie. A twister, a sycophant...and silly. It's really silly and mindless to be so goddamn negative.

Writes the foreign hall-monitor trollfrau, sans irony.

by Anonymousreply 6008/26/2013

[quote]R39, please die in a grease fire.

And please take R47 with you.

by Anonymousreply 6108/26/2013

Those asshole morons that use words like "libtards"... they really need to go away.

by Anonymousreply 6408/26/2013

r63=on the rag

by Anonymousreply 6508/26/2013

sorry r9, but the dl loves janbot. she must have slayed you in a thread for you to put her name down. i hope she comes for you and slays you again.

by Anonymousreply 6708/26/2013

The "top" & "bottom" obsessed nannas. God knows what provincial basements they hail from but they don't seem to realise most men enjoy a bit of both. Certainly in Europe no one makes the distinction or gives a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6808/26/2013

The Chandler Massey trolls. They post like they actually know something about him.

by Anonymousreply 7108/27/2013

Along the same track, I hate bisexual girls that claim they are lesbians just so they can put in their two cents on gay and lesbian culture. I wish we could fast forward to the moment they find their husband and leave us for a Frau board.

This.

by Anonymousreply 7208/27/2013

[quote]For me the worst are Anderson Cooper trolls

There's one who tries to control what everyone posts. If you don't adore AC and partner, you're a "hater" and will garner things like "your out of control hatred of AC" followed by "End of story." At one point the control freak decided that there was only one "hater" who was dubbed the "CesarFrau," supposedly someone who likes Anderson's ex, Cesar, and is now a "Ben hater."

Of course, all "haters" are referred to with what is believed to be the ultimate insult: "she."

by Anonymousreply 7308/27/2013

Those sad angry trolls who post in music threads and attack other posters as being pretentious music snobs because they listen to obsure music by artists that they dont know of or have not been exposed to.

by Anonymousreply 7408/27/2013

The Gale Harold fangurls are all obsessed nuts, on par with the Prancing Ponies. And they never talk about his moobs.

by Anonymousreply 7508/27/2013

The "Brandon" from some porn site fangurls.

by Anonymousreply 7608/27/2013

[quote]And they never talk about his moobs.

Tell me again who the obsessed nut is R75? Damn.

by Anonymousreply 7708/27/2013

The 'Why Do THE Brits' troll and the rabid Hiddleston and Renner fanfraus.

by Anonymousreply 7808/27/2013

personally I love when the shitbra troll makes an appearance.

by Anonymousreply 7908/27/2013

JANBOT

by Anonymousreply 8008/27/2013

Ron Paul/Rand Paul/Ayn Rand fangurls are insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 8108/28/2013

Are the Ron Paul/Ayn Rand fantards really fangurls? It seems like they are mostly angry, libertarian dudes

by Anonymousreply 8208/28/2013

Up yours, R9.

R67, the love is mutual.

To anybody else who deems me annoying...

by Anonymousreply 8308/28/2013

What r71 said. The Chandler Massey troll has been off her meds for a few days, evidence is the thread has 552 replies right now.

by Anonymousreply 8408/28/2013

lol,go janbot. make those bitches gag.

by Anonymousreply 8508/29/2013

[24] that lgirl"harrystylesisstraightandiswithflack" is even worse than those larryshippers... she is really delusional and full of herself!

by Anonymousreply 8608/29/2013

I, too, love JanBot.

by Anonymousreply 8709/03/2013

[quote]For me the worst are Anderson Cooper trolls

Amen. And I'm talking both the pro- and anti-Anderson trolls and their endless slapfighting to the point where they become a blur, and you don't know which is which.

Also, the "back-referencing" troll, where half the reply field is filled with back-references to other posts--some from completely different threads (this is often found in the aforementioned Anderson Cooper threads). It takes a special kind of crazy to read an entire 600-post thread and jot down the numbers of the 450-or-so responses she intends to reference in her reply.

by Anonymousreply 8809/03/2013

R82, they worship at the feet of Ron Paul and Ayn Rand. They are fangurls in the worst possible way. And they think that makes them better than you or me.

by Anonymousreply 8909/03/2013

I'd say the Luke Is Straight troll and the Harry/Grimmy people. They were the very definition of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 9009/03/2013
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