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Dean Cain's gigantic bulge

Beginning at the 4:02 mark in this video.

by Anonymousreply 5308/29/2013

So, what? Big deal. You were staring at his crotch. Most people would not have noticed that. What do you expect?

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

What do we think of his house, tasteful friends? I think it's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

It's amazing to me he never did much of anything else of interest other than Lois & Clark. In comparison, Teri Hatcher has had quite a career. But she had a good comedy sense he just doesn't have.

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

Sorry to break it to you, but that's his thigh.

by Anonymousreply 808/26/2013

r6 I agree, the most shocking thing about that video was the level of faux Ranch and real tacky.

by Anonymousreply 908/26/2013

From what I've heard around, he's not really hung.

by Anonymousreply 1008/26/2013

Really, R10? I've heard just the opposite.

R8, you should invest in some glasses. Either that, or he's got a pretty big lump on his thigh.

by Anonymousreply 1108/26/2013

yes [r2] and he eats babies

by Anonymousreply 1208/26/2013

Hotness trumps political stupidity. I thought we all knew that.

by Anonymousreply 1308/26/2013

R2 - True, but he is quite gay friendly. He is on the moderate wing of the GOP, such that there is one at the moment

by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

There IS no moderate wing of the Republican Party any more. If you're voting Republican, you're voting for extremist regressives. Period. That's all that's on the ballot any more.

by Anonymousreply 1508/26/2013

R 15 Dean Cain supports gay marriage, he is a fiscal conservative however which is why he is Republican.

by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

His main crusade has been against movie nudity.

by Anonymousreply 1708/26/2013

R17 Maybe, but movie nudity covers both sexes and I doubt he will have a great deal of success on that front

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

How many times have I wished that gorgeous guy would at least show some butt. But hell no, he's teased throughout his career. He knows damn well how gorgeous he is, and, HAHA, you're not going to see anything. Whoever said it it often sexier to keep your clothes on was full of shit. Maybe if he hadn't been so modest his career would have gone further. He could have learned a lot from Jan Michael Vincent.

by Anonymousreply 2208/26/2013

The decorating style is reminiscent of "country butch."

by Anonymousreply 2308/26/2013

[quote]R 15 Dean Cain supports gay marriage, he is a fiscal conservative however which is why he is Republican.

That's what they all say. Either that or Libertarian. It all boils down to the same thing. They don't want to pay any taxes at all except maybe for police and military.

by Anonymousreply 2408/26/2013

Did you not watch the video?

It's not his house.

HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS!

And his "Bedroom Suite" include's his kid's bunk bed.

by Anonymousreply 2508/26/2013

[quote] He is on the moderate wing of the GOP, such that there is one at the moment

He may have been moderate at one point, but it seems that he's taken a hard right turn in recent years. In 2012, he went on Fox News to announce his support for Rick Perry. He also has spoken out against gun control. And a couple years ago, he hosted some Christian "family values" movie awards. Doesn't sound very moderate to me.

by Anonymousreply 2608/26/2013

[quote]Oh for Christ's sake's lying down and the jeans are creasing causing the bump. Have you actually ever worn pants?

Any sighted person can look at that part of the video and see his fucking bulge, you twerp. Just because you have a penis the size of a Vienna sausage doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. Stop fucking hating.

by Anonymousreply 2708/26/2013

I like the retro-looking appliances in the kitchen, but the rest of the house is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2013

Anyone who would support Rick Perry can't be all that fucking bright.

by Anonymousreply 2908/26/2013

What bulge??

by Anonymousreply 3008/26/2013

I wish I was on my knees sucking him while he was stroking my hair.

by Anonymousreply 3108/26/2013

Um, OP? You can link to a specific time code on YouRube, dummy.

by Anonymousreply 3208/26/2013

[quote]It's amazing to me he never did much of anything else of interest other than Lois & Clark.

You know it's because he's discriminated against because he's republican, right?

by Anonymousreply 3308/26/2013

The Bulge Trolls are insufferable. Grow up and find a mature fixation.

by Anonymousreply 3408/27/2013

He was discriminated against because he wouldn't do nude scenes.

by Anonymousreply 3508/27/2013

Way too much wood in the house. Not enough wood from Deanie Boy.

by Anonymousreply 3608/27/2013

R 24 Probably true

R26 Even some Democrats oppose gun control and Tipper Gore was campaigned strongly for more family friendly movies in 2000, he is not that far from the mainstream (albeit he was an idiot to support Perry)

by Anonymousreply 3708/27/2013

He was discriminated against because he has no talent.

by Anonymousreply 3808/27/2013

What the fuck is the basement dweller at R32 yammering about?

by Anonymousreply 3908/27/2013

Some of you have stunted minds and act like total creepers.

by Anonymousreply 4008/28/2013

[quote]He played butch gay in The Broken Hearts Club.

He also played gay in some heist film as well.

I tried looking the title up in IMDB, but he has so much crap listed under his credits, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

BTW, didn't Musto once imply that Cain isn't straight?

by Anonymousreply 4108/28/2013

His kid sleeps in the same room as him - and Dean says "kids" so I assume the kid's friends, when they come over for a sleepover, all sleep in Dean's bedroom.

That is weid and creepy and strange.

Surely in a house that size, kids would have their own room/s.

by Anonymousreply 4208/28/2013

fucking RepubliCUNT trash

by Anonymousreply 4308/28/2013

Isn't he part Asian? I'm thinking tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 4408/28/2013

[quote]His kid sleeps in the same room as him - and Dean says "kids" so I assume the kid's friends, when they come over for a sleepover, all sleep in Dean's bedroom. That is weid and creepy and strange.

I don't think he has primary custody or it's Dean's primary residence. More like a casual weekend place.

by Anonymousreply 4508/28/2013

When I was a horny gay kid - I wouldn't have had a problem sleeping in Dean's room.

by Anonymousreply 4608/28/2013

[quote]Isn't he part Asian?

Yes, but from the various bulges he's shown through the years (including in the OP video), I don't think the meat is tiny.

by Anonymousreply 4708/28/2013

He looks like he's packing. As for him being a Republican, it means he votes on the well-being of his fellow Americans rather than just his personal sexual gratification.

by Anonymousreply 4808/28/2013

He has a lovely bosom and the perkiest of nippage.

by Anonymousreply 4908/29/2013

At this point he has been really searching for work.

by Anonymousreply 5008/29/2013

I can't decide is r48 is making a joke or is a complete moron. But I'd guess the latter.

by Anonymousreply 5108/29/2013

r51, I have read r48 several times now and I still don't understand what he/she is trying to say.

"As for him being a Republican, it means he votes on the well-being of his fellow Americans rather than just his personal sexual gratification."

It sounds like something that Sarah Palin would say. In other words, it makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 5208/29/2013

His nipples on Lois & Clark were perfection. It's like they were about to pop out of the television.

by Anonymousreply 5308/29/2013
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