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Fifty Shades of Gray

Let's talk about Fifty Shades, possibly one of the biggest movie bonanzas of the decade. Who will play the male lead? I vote for Channing. My next door neighbor wants Ryan Gosling. Ashton? Other ideas? And how much will he show? After reading the book, I can't imagine how the male star will get by with not showing it all. Will he go into contortions to hide it while we see more beaver than a hot factory in England during the Industrial Revolution? Or will they tone it done to say a PG-13? Ridiculous! Thoughts....

by Anonymousreply 1709/02/2013

I cannot understand how this "50 Shades..." crap has become so popular. It's treacly drivel of Harlequin sized-proportions peppered with sadomasochistic crap and overridden by the notion that submitting to men is the greatest form of pleasure that a woman can achieve. The fact that it all was inspired when a fat middle aged cow who was obsessed with a series of books for teenagers, and cannot write to save her life, makes it all the more embarrassing.

I do respect women but, by the looks of it, many of them are not gifted with particular intelligence and emotional health. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made this stinking pile of shit the massive success that it has become.

And we know that the films are going to be awful, too.

by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

Curious for those who've read the book: is the guy circumicized or is it not mentioned? And if he is or isn't, wouldn't that play an important part in casting the character?

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

r2, hopefully.

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

[quote]I cannot understand how this "50 Shades..." crap has become so popular.

Just like Twilight became popular because it was a insert yourself romantic outlet for a lot of unloved and lonely women, 50 shades gave a insert yourself sexual outlet for those same repressed women.

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

Super Hot Aaron Taylor-Johnson's wife is making it, and luckily he's too young for the part. I don't want him anywhere near that mess.

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

Fuck off Fraus, no one wants to talk about you "mommy porn" here . go back to ivillage.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

I've got news for everyone: most people are unloved. Most people are valued only for what they can do for someone else.

Fifty Shades of Cray proves that many frumpy fraus have peverse souls. Who knows what goes on in these troubled minds.

The sexual fantasies of the average nimrod fascinates me to no end.

Most women fantasize about other women, so they say, does this 'novel' involve any lesbian scenes.

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

The stars were picked!!!! Who the hell is Charlie Hunman?

by Anonymousreply 809/02/2013

[quote]The stars were picked!!!! Who the hell is Charlie Hunman?

Turn in your gay card.

The underage twink on the original Queer as Folk.

by Anonymousreply 909/02/2013

Charlie was/is in the series SONS OF ANARCHY & Dakota Johnson is the daughter of Melanie Griffith & Don (big dick) Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 1009/02/2013

BTW--It's Hunnam. Currently starring in "Sons of Anarchy"

by Anonymousreply 1109/02/2013

It'll destroy the careers of whatever idiots sign onto it.

by Anonymousreply 1209/02/2013

Starred in the recent film "Pacific Rim"

by Anonymousreply 1309/02/2013

It was Twilight fanfiction written to be Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

by Anonymousreply 1409/02/2013

OK, how much will he show?

by Anonymousreply 1509/02/2013

r7's post is so funny. "Fifty Shades of CRAY".

by Anonymousreply 1609/02/2013

The book, what little of it I could slog through, is fifty shades of shit.

by Anonymousreply 1709/02/2013
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