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Getting My Carpets Cleaned

They're gonna leave the door open and let my cats out, right?

by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

I usually lock my cats into one room for them to skip and put a sign on the door. My carpet guy has made many hints that he is interested in more than just cleaning my carpets but I haven't done more than let him see me naked through a bathroom window that borders on the front porch! He has also come to the bathroom door while I was showering and asked if he could use the other bathroom. (He could have used it and I would have never known!) He comes into the place where I work and asked why I haven't called him lately and left me his telephone number! Seemed pretty flirtatious considering he was referring to cleaning my carpets! He has a LOT of business, so he wasn't necessarily trying to drum up business! He also always brings a really hot young guy to help him every time which makes me wonder what THEIR relationship is! Yeah, I might be reading something into this, but you'd have to be there to see how he acts!

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

My pussy stays in my lap while my carpet is getting a good shampoo.

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

Damn, I need a good "carpet cleaning" myself.

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

You have to stay home that day and police things, OP, or you're going to lose your pets.

Even if you leave them instructions and put the cats in a bedroom, there's too much chance that both the bedroom door and the front door will end up open.

Maybe something like in a bathroom, where there's no carpet to be cleaned. If so, you'd better put a sign with a skull and crossbones or No Entrada or all of that and more so no one goes in there.

Just being realistic.

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

If you pour hot enough water on your carpet then all the bugs will hop off. That's all you need.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

If you're not there, they will come in, watch your porn, and leave without cleaning anything.

by Anonymousreply 708/27/2013

Gawd who has carpeting? This forum is becoming so suburban.

by Anonymousreply 808/27/2013

r2! sounds like! a headcase!

by Anonymousreply 908/27/2013

Please, R8.

You can have your uneven cheap parquet NYC floor.

We have hardwood and tile on the first floor of our tasteful McMansion.

by Anonymousreply 1008/27/2013

Umm, R10? You are aware that "McMansion" and "tasteful" are mutually exclusive?

by Anonymousreply 1108/27/2013

Do not let them do this while you're not home. The maintenance guy was I I close to dropping a stove on my best friend's cat. An entire stove because he didn't see him. The cat was suppose to be in the bedroom but had found a way out.

by Anonymousreply 1208/27/2013

I'm having a panic attack just thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 1308/27/2013

You people sound pathetic. Dropping stoves on cats? Panic attacks?

by Anonymousreply 1408/27/2013

OP, whoever cleans your carpet will need access to your pussy.

by Anonymousreply 1508/27/2013

R15, is a damn cunty bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1608/27/2013

Someone needs to drop a stove on R14. Sorry you're unable empathize psychopath, go back to your one night stands and bathhouses when you're up to your 60s and thinking you have the good life.

by Anonymousreply 1708/27/2013

R17, no you don't understand! You are being such a cunt to R14! You bitch, leave her out of this! Pick on someone your own size, honey!

by Anonymousreply 1808/27/2013

I've had a partner for over 12 years, but thanks for your concern, r17. Though I think it's quite telling that my post, which in no way references sex, brought on your gratuitously sex-phobic response. Your cats really are the only "companionship" you have, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 1908/27/2013

Right on R19/R14! Let her have it!

by Anonymousreply 2008/27/2013

R14 / R19, I've had a partner for 17 years, so kiss off bitch.

If you're such an animal hater that you have to mock people who are concerned for their pets, why the fuck you gotta come in this thread?

Go be a dick in some thread that you do care about, unless there isn't anything you actually care about perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 2108/27/2013

R21, go eat a pussy bitch! Get out of this thread, and stop being such a nuisance!

by Anonymousreply 2208/27/2013

You bitches ain't never gonna get your carpets cleaned...

Sheeeeeet.... J'all don't want no help... J'all ain't gonna get no help...

by Anonymousreply 2308/27/2013

OP, can't you just get a Brazilian?

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2013

I've had a partner for31 years so I win!

by Anonymousreply 2508/27/2013

I hope the title of this thread is some new, lascivious slang.

Otherwise, Datalounge has sunk to a new low for bloggy banality.

by Anonymousreply 2608/27/2013

I only have carpet in one room. I put them in a bathroom with a note on the door. They're supposed to come clean today.

by Anonymousreply 2708/28/2013

The cats are all good but the blood stains are still there.

by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2013
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