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that semi-annual sweet spot in college towns.

the last week of august and first few of september, when they run.

everywhere. sweating, running, flopping in their shiny shorts.

enjoy the noodle, boys, and the tight sweaty torsos.

the globes of shimmering assflesh barely hidden.

soon they'll just be pests, fully dressed.

leaving trails of puke and red cups.

until the spring sweet spot.

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

ahhh.

by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

"Noodle" never happened, and it never will.

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

Attend to your DG, R2.

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

lots of warm, moist, hairy and inviting anus sightings

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

Noodle doesn't even exist as a synonym for penis on urbandictionary.com. That shows just how lame it is to pretend here that it ever happened as a slang term.

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

I love OP.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

You've described Madison to a "T".

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013
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