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It occurs to me: we bitches just might grow old together.

I've already put in twelve years; I might as well wither and die with you cunts. Kisses.

by Anonymousreply 6609/02/2013

"Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."

by Anonymousreply 108/26/2013

You wore a gown of gold...

by Anonymousreply 208/26/2013

Dearest Datalounge,

It is with the greatest of trepidation that I ask this most Excruciating Sexual Tryst question: How do you tell your beloved you dislike gummers?

His name is Sam and he lives in Seattle. Bitch needs to keep the teefs in!

-OP

by Anonymousreply 308/26/2013

I wonder whether anyone has done a study about whether online communities reduce the feelings of isolation and loneliness, especially among older people.

by Anonymousreply 408/26/2013

Mi caftan es su caftan, OP!

by Anonymousreply 508/26/2013

The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast.

by Anonymousreply 608/26/2013

[quote]we bitches just might grow old together

GROW old? Most of you bitches already are old!

by Anonymousreply 708/26/2013

But which one of us will be the Dorothy, and which one of us will be the Blanche, OP?

by Anonymousreply 908/26/2013

Datalounge is 100% Dorothy Zbornaks .

by Anonymousreply 1008/26/2013

I'll be Jean.

by Anonymousreply 1108/26/2013

Never, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1208/26/2013

Welcome. We'll be painting each others asses. For all of eternity.

by Anonymousreply 1308/26/2013

11 years and counting. Love you guys!

by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

[quote] The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast.

Will there be bread pudding? A baked potato bar? Graxy and cak?

by Anonymousreply 1508/26/2013

"The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast"

There would be far too much cunt on cunt violence.

by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

The pool should NOT face north and the kitchen MUST be in the back of the house.

by Anonymousreply 1708/26/2013

"Close your legs; I smell your last colonoscopy!"

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

How long before the Prostate Thread is not about sex?

by Anonymousreply 1908/26/2013

[quote] The pool should NOT face north and the kitchen MUST be in the back of the house.

And no basements please, they scare me!

by Anonymousreply 2008/27/2013

A cash bar and turkey. Meat balls

by Anonymousreply 2108/27/2013

The DL Retirement Home Planning Meetings will be specially lively when competing Tasteful Friends outline their vision, complete with detailed drawings. Useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 2208/27/2013

We could have Helen Hayes lookalike contests.

by Anonymousreply 2308/27/2013

No more Primetime. Our days are numbered, and most of us won't be able to afford to post.

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2013

I grow old … I grow old …t

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

by Anonymousreply 2508/27/2013

[quote]The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast.

Tastefully lit corridors full of snarling alcoholics demanding, "Don't I look 10 years younger?"

by Anonymousreply 2608/27/2013

Put a pillow over my face if I'm ever made to room with the Simon Halls troll. If I can choose, I'd prefer Mamma and her mussy if only to hear her go on about the blatino orderlies who did a bit of time.

[quote]And no basements please, they scare me!

Request denied. Most of our residents have never seen sunlight, so it's impossible not to have every room be done in a basement motif.

by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2013

[quote]How long before the Prostate Thread is not about sex?

Wait, it's about sex?

by Anonymousreply 2808/27/2013

Basements are for radon and spiders .... and MADNESS!

by Anonymousreply 2908/27/2013

Seriously,when you just think that at 18 years ,Datalounge is really one of the oldest surviving sites on the web...I wonder for how long is it actually still going to go on?

by Anonymousreply 3008/27/2013

I'm also requesting a separate wing for all of the grammar nazis.

I don't need to hear about misplaced semicolons at a time when mine will have probably been partially-removed.

by Anonymousreply 3108/27/2013

I hope DL goes on forever. Where else can people bitch and act cunty 24/7 on the web? Nowhere.

One of my favorite threads was "How many of us have been banned from other websites for acting like we do here at DL" (I'm paraphrasing). lol...that is certainly ME!

by Anonymousreply 3208/27/2013

Palm Springs or Wilton Manors?

by Anonymousreply 3308/27/2013

I wouldn't have it any other way!

by Anonymousreply 3408/27/2013

Oh god, I just realized when I started reading DL I was only 23. We ARE growing old together.

by Anonymousreply 3508/27/2013

Well, that Depends.

by Anonymousreply 3608/27/2013

Wasn't this the plot of a movie to star Lucille Ball?

by Anonymousreply 3708/28/2013

I've been here since 1998 or 1999. DL is like a favorite pair of slippers.

by Anonymousreply 3808/28/2013

DL Retirement Home: Primetime Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 3908/29/2013

I love growing old with you folks, but don't think of laying a finger on my Chocodiles.

by Anonymousreply 4008/29/2013

LOVE you, R40!

by Anonymousreply 4108/29/2013

The home's commons area will be scattered with piles of tastefully stacked books.

by Anonymousreply 4208/29/2013

It will, of course, be located in the Principality of Caftania, which is adjacent to Palm Springs.

by Anonymousreply 4308/29/2013

When will you learn that that shit's not funny, R43?

by Anonymousreply 4408/29/2013

Thanks, cuntress at R44.

by Anonymousreply 4508/29/2013

Would someone please shit in my mouth as we grow old together until I wither and die? Kisses.

by Anonymousreply 4608/29/2013

We can sign up for Gay-A-R-P!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4708/30/2013

HISS!!!

by Anonymousreply 4808/31/2013

"... online communities reduce the feelings of isolation and loneliness, especially among older people".

I've found it decreases my self-esteem and increases thoughts of suicide. But that's just me.

by Anonymousreply 4908/31/2013

I'll sing "Different Worlds" to you to help you drift off to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2013

[quote]I don't need to hear about misplaced semicolons at a time when mine will have probably been partially-removed.

Never mind the semicolons, R31, it's your hyphens that you should be concerned about.

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2013

Lebanese, Blanche!

by Anonymousreply 5208/31/2013

DL is where bitchy old queens go to die.

by Anonymousreply 5308/31/2013

Well, we've made you a bed, R53.

by Anonymousreply 5408/31/2013

Who's bringing the Fiestaware?

by Anonymousreply 5509/01/2013

Could someone quickly teach me how to play bingo, I want to be prepared for time in the DL social room. Thanks

by Anonymousreply 5609/01/2013

Bingo, no r56, it's time for the Tambola!

by Anonymousreply 5709/01/2013

Are we bringing our bleedin' armadillo cake to this brunch?

by Anonymousreply 5809/01/2013

.

by Anonymousreply 5909/02/2013

14 years.

by Anonymousreply 6009/02/2013

Can the cafe serve Red Dragon cheese? I love that stuff and it's so hard to find.

by Anonymousreply 6109/02/2013

I plan to be the first penis-person to chair the " Wall of Divas", committee, we will feature a new diva once a month.

by Anonymousreply 6209/02/2013

It's not that hard to find, R61. You can buy it from Amazon.

by Anonymousreply 6309/02/2013

I want to room with James Franco though...

by Anonymousreply 6409/02/2013

I'll volunteer to lead a twice weekly Prancercise class in the common room. We need to stay slim to look good in our caftans.

by Anonymousreply 6509/02/2013

Camel Toe Alert!

by Anonymousreply 6609/02/2013
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