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When Oprah dies will Gayle be burned with her like they do with Indian women?

What is the term for this. (not lesbian, the Indian word)

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2013

Suttee is the name of the custom.

More at the link.

by Anonymousreply 108/25/2013

Wish they would come out. Oprah is a coward

by Anonymousreply 208/25/2013

What makes you think Oprah will ever die?

Stop killing Oprah with your negative waves, OP.

by Anonymousreply 308/25/2013

"Throwing the baby out with the bath water."

by Anonymousreply 408/25/2013

Talk about dying in a grease fire...

by Anonymousreply 508/25/2013

Because she is a deity, she will first be cleansed and anointed with sacred oils from Neiman Marcus (she wanted Marshall Fields, but there you go.)

She will be wrapped in Hermes silk scarves, her organs each protected in separate Hermes handbags. In keeping with the rites of the Oprahcrusians, she will be placed upon a floating funeral pyre made of the finest woods and the pyre will be set aflame. In the pool of her house in Montecito. Gayle and Stedman will keen and wail (they are not required to join her) but John Travolta has pledged to douse himself in gasoline and join her in the flames.

I mean, he is so annoying that he could do it tomorrow as far as I'm concerned,but custom is custom. Maya Angelou will speak from beyond the grave for at least two hours to get twenty words out.

After a funeral at the Capital of the United States, she will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery next to JFK and Jackie. Oh, and sick people will flock there to be cured, like at Lourdes.

by Anonymousreply 608/25/2013

She will keep herself alive by purchasing replacement organs whenever one of hers starts to go bad. She'll outlive everyone, except Cher.

by Anonymousreply 708/25/2013

R6, why don't you write the book about it honey! Save it for someone who cares

by Anonymousreply 808/25/2013

OP, dot or feather?

by Anonymousreply 908/25/2013

R9, polka dot baby

by Anonymousreply 1008/25/2013

Bulldykes and femmes

by Anonymousreply 1108/25/2013

r8=cunt

by Anonymousreply 1208/25/2013

R11, how did you know?

by Anonymousreply 1308/25/2013

R8=shitty panties, and sagging titties!

by Anonymousreply 1408/26/2013

When Oprah dies, Gayle will have a very generous inheritance, and will have the complete independence that is the only thing she lacks now.

Hmm. Oprah had better not let Gayle cook her food.

by Anonymousreply 1508/26/2013

R15, don't turn this into another Oprah=closet lesbian, because you know for damn sure that she isn't!

by Anonymousreply 1608/26/2013

[quote]She will be wrapped in Hermes silk scarves, her organs each protected in separate Hermes handbags.

No! No! Ve closed! Ve closed!

by Anonymousreply 1708/26/2013

R17, hehe! I like the sausage! Hehe, get it?

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

"She will keep herself alive by purchasing replacement organs whenever one of hers starts to go bad. She'll outlive everyone, except Cher."

She'll just buy Cher...

by Anonymousreply 1908/26/2013

Would they need a special fire permit for a blaze large enough to envelop Oprah?

by Anonymousreply 2008/26/2013

Will she be buried with that iconic Wagon of Fat?

by Anonymousreply 2108/27/2013

LOL, R6.

DIAF, R8.

by Anonymousreply 2208/27/2013

Oprah's pyramid is already under construction at an undisclosed location. Gayle is one of many who must join Oprah in her voyage through the afterlife.

by Anonymousreply 2308/27/2013

She'll probably burn for weeks, and be visible from space.

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2013
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