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What's the most shallow reason you've ever broken up with someone

It is anonymous so be honest.

I'll start: I broke up with a guy who had really small loads. I found it annoying.

by Anonymousreply 12805/05/2014

There's no need posting anything else. OP wins.

by Anonymousreply 108/25/2013

ugly penis. did that one twice.

by Anonymousreply 208/25/2013

Besides being bored, you mean?

by Anonymousreply 308/25/2013

OP, maybe he just didn't have that much dirty laundry. Why should it even concern you?

by Anonymousreply 408/25/2013

This tread has the potential to be a Datalounge classic!

by Anonymousreply 508/25/2013

& I miss him sooooo much. He was LOVELY!

by Anonymousreply 608/25/2013

r6 Call him.

by Anonymousreply 708/25/2013

I couldn't afford him anymore.

by Anonymousreply 808/25/2013

I couldn't stand the sound of his TMJ.

by Anonymousreply 908/25/2013

He stabbed me.

by Anonymousreply 1008/25/2013

The man of my {almost} dreams - he farted all the friggin' time. Stinky ones! I couldn't take it so I had to go.

by Anonymousreply 1108/25/2013

Ugh, I agree with you R11.

by Anonymousreply 1208/25/2013

Man hands

by Anonymousreply 1308/25/2013

In the days before manscaping -- his pubes were liked barbed wire. Stiff and course.

Handsome man, his chest hair was soft but those pubes! I couldn't take being down there.

by Anonymousreply 1408/25/2013

I met a guy who looked like a young Lou Gehrig. But his dick was the size of a Tootsie Roll.

by Anonymousreply 1508/25/2013

Hot but boring.

by Anonymousreply 1608/25/2013

I should add, that his small cock is the reason I broke up with him.

by Anonymousreply 1708/25/2013

[quote]Stiff and [italic]course[/italic]

Oh dear me.

by Anonymousreply 1808/25/2013

Because he was going to break up with me and I couldn't take the shame of being dumped.

by Anonymousreply 1908/25/2013

He was about to be released from jail.

by Anonymousreply 2008/25/2013

He decided to stop dealing coke.

by Anonymousreply 2108/25/2013

His wife got pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 2208/25/2013

She wouldn't buy me a red Weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 2308/25/2013

Because the DL told me to - thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 2408/25/2013

He was a hemophiliac.

by Anonymousreply 2508/25/2013

Turkey meatballs.

by Anonymousreply 2608/25/2013

He married Liza Minnelli.

by Anonymousreply 2708/25/2013

His foreskin wouldn't retract.

by Anonymousreply 2808/25/2013

He had credit card debt!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2908/25/2013

He kept getting older.

by Anonymousreply 3008/25/2013

His wife got on my nerves.

by Anonymousreply 3108/25/2013

His pants were too short, and he was wearing orange socks.

by Anonymousreply 3208/25/2013

his skin cut too easily

by Anonymousreply 3308/25/2013

We each commuted half an hour to the same Loop area for work - but in different directions.

After a month, he wasn't worth the hour-long trip home on the El after sex.

by Anonymousreply 3408/25/2013

He hit puberty.

by Anonymousreply 3508/25/2013

He criticized my clown paintings.

by Anonymousreply 3608/25/2013

This is going to sound really petty, but he introduced me incorrectly.

We were at a wedding and he introduced me as "his friend" not as his boyfriend. He didn't even realize that he'd introduced me that way, but I broke up with him when we got home and he called me a fucking psycho.

by Anonymousreply 3708/25/2013

His Asperger's was too much to deal with (sex was terrible)

but most shallow reason (not the aspie): built like Mighty Mouse, sounded like Mickey Mouse

by Anonymousreply 3808/25/2013

A disturbing neck mole.

by Anonymousreply 3908/25/2013

He had Afghan dogs. Two of them. Dumbest dogs ever.

by Anonymousreply 4008/25/2013

Way too many grey hairs

by Anonymousreply 4108/25/2013

1. Caftans

2. Earrings

by Anonymousreply 4208/26/2013

I needed more meth!

by Anonymousreply 4308/26/2013

Their PENIS just wasn't big enough. Couldn't feel a thing and I had to ask, "is it in yet?" all the time. darn aggravating.

by Anonymousreply 4408/26/2013

His towels smelled funny.

by Anonymousreply 4508/26/2013

He wore Dockers.

by Anonymousreply 4608/26/2013

He told me over dinner that he had two small kids.

by Anonymousreply 4708/26/2013

I couldn't deal with a bf with a toupee, it was a not detectable visually, nearly had me fooled, until I got my hands in it.

Am I a terrible person? He was such a nice guy too, the rug freaked me out.

by Anonymousreply 4808/26/2013

[quote]Their PENIS just wasn't big enough

How many people shared that penis?

by Anonymousreply 4908/26/2013

He was always belittling me and made me feel worthless.

by Anonymousreply 5008/26/2013

he was rejected by a co-op board.

by Anonymousreply 5108/26/2013

Wearing white socks with black shoes.

Not knowing how to use chopsticks in a Japanese restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 5208/26/2013

I had an album deadline looming...

by Anonymousreply 5308/26/2013

I hated his Northeast Philly accent.

by Anonymousreply 5408/26/2013

i broke up with a guy partly because he had a law degree, but he refused to take the bar exam (despite working at a law firm as a paralegal). He was about 25 lbs overweight too...

I also broke up with a guy because he smoked (but in all fairness, I overlooked his psoriasis).

by Anonymousreply 5508/26/2013

He criticized me watching Pokemon on saturday mornings.

by Anonymousreply 5608/26/2013

I once went out with a guy who said in conversation, "Sometimes, I just DAWG myself". I said, what do you mean? "I get down on myself, ya know?"

by Anonymousreply 5708/26/2013

I have broken up with several guys because they were bisexual.

I have also broken up with guys because they had a rough accent, or they came from working class backgrounds and couldn't hide it.

I once broke up with a guy just because I found his sense of humour to be really annoying.

by Anonymousreply 5808/26/2013

Well guess who isn't going to respond to this thread.

No surprise.

by Anonymousreply 5908/26/2013

He was manager of the Chinese food section in a grocery store deli.

by Anonymousreply 6008/26/2013

R50, that's not shallow reason

by Anonymousreply 6108/26/2013

He liked Hunter Thompson.

by Anonymousreply 6208/26/2013

He said liberry instead of library.

by Anonymousreply 6408/26/2013

I broke up with a guy because he got cancer....

I win.

by Anonymousreply 6508/26/2013

The way he ate a cheese burgur deluxe.?let alone the fact he ordered one!

by Anonymousreply 6608/26/2013

he never made me sushi

by Anonymousreply 6708/26/2013

He was into bugs way too much. I couldn't take that he was an entomologist.

by Anonymousreply 6808/27/2013

His scrawny, bony body began to turn me off. He was very good looking, but a stick. I wanted to be w/ a manly man again.

by Anonymousreply 6908/27/2013

Got into a fight and he shrieked, "Why don't you just go FUCK TODD!"

by Anonymousreply 7008/27/2013

There are some really off-the-hook funny/sad responses. r71, how someone eats breakfast is pretty shallow... but real funny.

I've had people who refused to fuck me because I was too tall. Others refused to fuck me because I was too short. I'm 6'1". One refused to fuck me because I couldn't swallow Mormonism. I've had many, many gold-diggers refuse to fuck me for obvious reasons. One refused to fuck oil drillers. PICKY PICKY PICKY

by Anonymousreply 7208/27/2013

I'm getting closer and closer to calling things off with a bf of 11 yrs because he's gained about 30kg and has done nothing about it despite me spending the past two years trying to gently and positively encourage him to get some exercise. I feel like the most shallow bitch ever calling off a 10+ yr relationship because his gut & ass turn me off.

by Anonymousreply 7308/27/2013

Wow, 30kg is a LOT of weight in regular American pounds. I don't know how much, of course, only that it's a lot

by Anonymousreply 7408/27/2013

His sex voice.

by Anonymousreply 7508/27/2013

r74 66lbs

by Anonymousreply 7608/27/2013

Another kept a smudgy house. The place was technically "clean", but every fucking surface had kind of a greasy/dirty haze over it - especially light switches and countertops.

I didn't intentionally try to teach him how to clean properly, but I did volunteer to clean up after he ordered carryout. I went a little OCD with surface cleaner and a rag. I stayed away from the fridge - it looked like he'd skinned a squirrel and set it loose inside to die.

He called me a neat freak when we broke up.

by Anonymousreply 7708/27/2013

One guy was a fiber freak, like he would always eat healthy and eat lots of fiber-rich food but then take huge amounts of fiber pills and flax seed oil and all sorts of stuff to help him "move out his business," as he said.

Well one time there was literally a 14-inch snake in the toilet and instead of flushing it, he made me come in and look at it. He said it was his personal best and he wanted me to inspect it. I was grossed out....and though it was going to slither out of the bowl and slide down the heating vent, it was that big. Anyway, I dumped him 2 days later.

by Anonymousreply 7808/27/2013

He said "aks" instead of ask and "free" instead of three. He was incredibly intelligent, but the way he spoke made him sound dumb and it annoyed me no end.

by Anonymousreply 7908/27/2013

I thought the same thing r80, but he runs an incredibly successful company that he started on his own straight after college. He is very business savvy but sounds dumb as a post. I think he was coddled growing up, so he was never corrected or sent to a speech pathologist. It's obvious he grew up with a lot of self belief, but is completely unable to see the terrible first impression he makes.

by Anonymousreply 8108/27/2013

The judge who presided over the Casey Anthony trial talked all that country ebonics. I was pretty amazed that a judge could possibly have diction that poor. It must be perfectly acceptable to some.

by Anonymousreply 8208/27/2013

R81, what type of business?

by Anonymousreply 8308/27/2013

He collected dolls.

by Anonymousreply 8408/27/2013

Really REALLY bad sex-talk that went on for a very long time (it took him FOREVER to come - another reason for dumpage) and increased in volume and intensity as climax approached, and consisted of just two words:

"oh mate"

Each word becoming more elongated and the expression growing slightly louder each time - like "Bolero", but not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 8508/27/2013

[quote] I have also broken up with guys because they had a rough accent, or they came from working class backgrounds and couldn't hide it.

And DL cunt of the week goes to....

And R71, you know you're going to die alone, yes?

by Anonymousreply 8608/27/2013

Me again (the "Bolero" guy above).

I just remembered another guy who had to go due to bad sex talk - he called me "Baby", but in the third person - e.g.: "does Baby like that, oh yeah, I think Baby really likes that" with me looking around to see if anybody had joined us in the room.

He was otherwise pretty hot so I mentally blocked out the commentary until he called his arse a 'man-pussy' - I was out of there leaving him swinging in the sling...

by Anonymousreply 8708/27/2013

Well, R84, I wasn't that into you anyway.

by Anonymousreply 8808/27/2013

Men who talk baby talk, but specifically those who think it's sexy. Vomit.

by Anonymousreply 8908/27/2013

because he's not twinky anymore

by Anonymousreply 9008/27/2013

I won't die alone, R86.

I'll die alone and unloved.

by Anonymousreply 9109/04/2013

Everybody dies alone, or at least half of the people do, unless you and your spouse get simultaneously hit by a bus. Even then one will probably go before the other.

(and don't say kids, most of them can't get off work.)

by Anonymousreply 9209/04/2013

His kitchen had a Joan Crawford theme.

by Anonymousreply 9309/04/2013

i stopped seeing a guy after he showed me pictures of when he was fat. he was attractive, but after seeing the photos of him fat, i couldn't get them out of my head

by Anonymousreply 9409/04/2013

I once lived in a really small town (Wendover, NV). Bill was a guy that everyone knew. Bill had an absolutely gimongous nose, the kind you could open letters with. Think of Danny Kaye's nose and then add a little more. Well, everyone knew Bill pretty well and then much later Bill's sister came to town. Bill's sister was very trim and shapely but the poor thing had a nose just like Bill. It turned nobody could bear to fuck Bill's sister because they couldn't do it without thinking they were actually fucking Bill. It was the funniest shit I had ever heard.

by Anonymousreply 9509/04/2013

"I doubt that someone who says aks instead of ask and free instead of three is incredibly intelligent."

or white.

by Anonymousreply 9609/04/2013

I swear to the holy God our Lord that I'm not making this up. I broke up with one guy because his asshole wasn't in the right, expected place.

OK, so you are curious. Think scrotum, one inch of taint and then the normal asshole.

Now think of scrotum, 3 inches of taint and then his asshole.

I couldn't play, rim or fuck it, so I moved to a different city and gave him the wrong phone number.

by Anonymousreply 9709/04/2013

r96 ROTFLMAO Ooooooooo! 3 points.

by Anonymousreply 9809/04/2013

That's really weird, R97.

I dated a girl who cried after sex. Not great heaving sobs or anything, just got teary eyed with emotion. I never did get used to it and it freaked me out.

by Anonymousreply 9909/04/2013

Really handsome guy, nice build, great sex:

Eighth date or so, he started an argument with a waiter.

I chewed him out as we left, told him I worked in restaurants for years and his outrage was completely silly.

I walked home and away from him.

He tried to friend me on Facebook. Uh, no.

by Anonymousreply 10009/04/2013

"One guy ordered an enormous breakfast (eggs over easy, hash browns, pancakes, bacon, and sausage) which came on one giant plate. He put butter and syrup on the pancakes and salt/pepper on the eggs."

I think I dated this guy too. Was he from North Carolina?

by Anonymousreply 10109/04/2013

He was the only guy I ever broke up with (I am either the dumpee or it's mutual), but not because of the weird breakfast ritual. He talked way too much.

by Anonymousreply 10209/04/2013

"I think he was coddled growing up, so he was never corrected or sent to a speech pathologist"

Because everyone has enough money to send their kids to a speech pathologist! Or maybe everyone in his family spoke the same way and didn't see it as a problem. The snobbism on this board can really be intolerable sometimes. You have to be insane to think that someone must have been "coddled" if his parents didn't ship him off to a speech pathologist because of how he pronounces one word.

by Anonymousreply 10309/04/2013

r103 It was a whole set of words and those words are more commonly known as ebonics.

by Anonymousreply 10409/04/2013

I broke up with a guy because he told me that he was dyslexic. I was in my early 20s, and really loved reading. I couldn't see myself with someone who didn't enjoy reading as well. He was also a part time bartender, while attending art school, and I didn't see his career going anywhere. I dumped a surgeon because he ate and chewed food with his mouth open. I dumped another guy because his house smelled funny (he was Indian and cooked stinky food).

by Anonymousreply 10509/04/2013

R105, many dyslexics enjoy reading in the form of audiobooks. What is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 10609/04/2013

r105 His house smelled funny because of the men buried under the floor.

by Anonymousreply 10709/04/2013

R106, he told me that he didn't read because of his dyslexia.

by Anonymousreply 10809/04/2013

Shallow-est of reasons... Small penis. I'm talking like 5 inches long hard and maybe 4 inches circum. IF THAT. Was like a soda straw. I hung in there for 4 or 5 dates just to be nice, and he was so handsome and had a very nice body, LOVELY personality, smart, well educated, well dressed, great executive level job - but, the microcock was just a nonstarter for me.

by Anonymousreply 10909/04/2013

I broke up with a guy when I could no longer deal with his bad nipple placement.

by Anonymousreply 11009/04/2013

His conviction for enticing a minor over the internet. We were both over 40.

by Anonymousreply 11109/04/2013

One had a dick that was just way to small. The other just listened to way too much Jimmy Buffet.

by Anonymousreply 11209/04/2013

I've broken up with guys for the following reasons:

- Some sort of dental plate that didn't fit well

- Being too short

- A militant type of vegetarianism

- Hideous tattoos

- Having no discernible sense of humour

by Anonymousreply 11309/04/2013

R48, I also dumped someone for the bad rug. I didn't notice it on the first date. He had picked the restaurant and it was dimly lit. Finally got a good look at it one night under bright lights and realized it was a toupee. I couldn't handle that.

Also dumped a talker during sex. It was like an interrogation every single time we fucked. Do you like this? Do you like that? Do you like it when I do this? Do you like it when I do that? Shut the fuck up! Too bad because he had a huge cock and knew how to use it, but he ruined my orgasm with his endless list of questions. I did ask him to stop it, but he told me he needed to do that to get off. I knew then I had to dump him.

Dumped more than one guy when I found out they took anti-depressants.

by Anonymousreply 11409/04/2013

Send him over to me, R109. I know it's not common, but I prefer smaller dick.

"Some sort of dental plate that didn't fit well"

Like dentures? Or an actual hole in his mouth?

by Anonymousreply 11509/04/2013

R115, it was some sort of bridge in front that didn't match his natural teeth to each side and looked noticeably bad. I couldn't get past it - I like a nice smile.

by Anonymousreply 11609/04/2013

I broke up with a man, when on our first date for the opera, he picked me up wearing an identical caftan as mine. It was humiliating. We looked like two Dorothy Lamours looking for a film set.

by Anonymousreply 11709/06/2013

He didn't like my dining room chairs. I thought about it and decided if either had to go, it would be him.

by Anonymousreply 11809/06/2013

[quote]His conviction for enticing a minor over the internet. We were both over 40.

If he knew the kid was a minor and he went after him anyway, it's a deal breaker, R111. It's not shallow.

You're lucky the cops didn't decide that you were in on it with him. He could have destroyed your life in an instant.

by Anonymousreply 11909/06/2013

He didn't like to read.

by Anonymousreply 12009/06/2013

He was too black and I was ashamed to be seen with him in public.

by Anonymousreply 12105/05/2014

I dumped one because he never,ever shut up.From the time his feet hit the floor till he went to sleep,he talked incessantly.I knew this before I let him move in because his incredibly hot body and big fat dick made me ignore my alarm bells.And it was a valley girl accent but in a deep bass,so the cadence of it would put you to sleep 15 minutes after you got up.And he was dumber than a bag of rocks.Like,totally.But God,he was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 12205/05/2014

did not read! he lied about it on the first date and had purchased books to put in his apartment and then returned them a week later.

by Anonymousreply 12305/05/2014

Because he was barely 3 inches hard and one nut was MIA...which I would have overlooked had he not fucked around on me with some blond,skanky Pam Anderson type he met on social media just 2 days before he returned to his army unit in Germany. Technically, the wee package was not the deal breaker but let's just say I was glad to have an "out". Oh, and he had anal warts too.

God,I LOATHE shitty,lying bis!

by Anonymousreply 12405/05/2014

It wasn't the full reason, but the person could not merge onto the freeway.

by Anonymousreply 12505/05/2014

R24 still wins.

by Anonymousreply 12605/05/2014

1. He was boring. He traveled a lot and all he could talk about were plane schedules and flight attendants. You'd think flight attendant stories might be a little interesting, but no. And then he'd talk about plane schedules some more. Great sex. Wish I could call him up. Dead now, of course (I don't know how I didn't get AIDS from him, but I didn't).

2. He was from my home town, and he didn't want me to tell anyone. He claimed he was "bi." Again, great sex, but I still had contact with many of the people he wouldn't want me to talk about him with, and I just couldn't do it.

3. He broke down the door to my apartment. And he was uncircumcised.

by Anonymousreply 12705/05/2014

Three different people:

1. Bad "mush mouth" kisser

2. Horrible, overbearing cologne

3. Was into NASCAR

by Anonymousreply 12805/05/2014
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