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The Superlative Ass: Who Has It?

Henry Cavill

Matt Bomer

Matt Damon

Anthony Recker

Sidney Crosby

Someone else? Please name your choice.

What is the basis for your opinion?

by Anonymousreply 6609/09/2013

Simon Halls has been inside Matt Bomer's ass and he is nasty, so that counts against it.

I voted for Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 108/25/2013

Who Has Had it?

by Anonymousreply 208/25/2013

This thread is useless without pictures. There, I said it first!

by Anonymousreply 308/25/2013

I'm surprised Bomer is on top given that his ass is more compact than the others (maybe I'm not surprised).

by Anonymousreply 408/25/2013

Anthony Recker's mammoth ass owns this thread. And his glorious-smelling farts just seal the deal.

by Anonymousreply 508/25/2013

Cavill and Damon tied.

by Anonymousreply 608/25/2013

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 708/25/2013

Christopher. Meloni. Period.

by Anonymousreply 808/25/2013

Cal Ripken Jr.

by Anonymousreply 908/25/2013

Cavill inches ahead of Damon.

by Anonymousreply 1008/25/2013

Damon for the win!

by Anonymousreply 1108/25/2013

Anthony Recker does not have a GOOD ass. He has a GROTESQUE ass. It's like saying a woman with watermelon-sized implants has good breasts.

by Anonymousreply 1208/25/2013

Why grotesque, r12? His is natural unlike a woman with breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 1308/25/2013

R12 only likes boys with bony asses. I truly pity him.

by Anonymousreply 1408/25/2013

Gotta be the Damon butt. As we all know, that is some sweet, sweet stuff.

by Anonymousreply 1508/25/2013

Cavill does not have much of an ass.

I vote for Crosby.

by Anonymousreply 1608/25/2013

John Legend is my favorite celebrity ass at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 1708/25/2013

Whoa. I had no idea that John Legend had an ass like that, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1808/25/2013

Meh. It's not all that, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1908/25/2013

Isn't John Legend on the DL?

by Anonymousreply 2008/25/2013

Yes r20, you think he's letting that ass go to waste?

by Anonymousreply 2108/25/2013

R18 You've been living in a fucking cave? John Legend has been around for ten years.

The elderly shouldn't post here.

by Anonymousreply 2208/25/2013

I'm surprised Recker is at 4th place given how much attention he gets on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2308/25/2013

Cavil and Damon tied again.

by Anonymousreply 2408/25/2013

Has Sidney Crosby's ass been photographed lately? I would like to see more of it.

by Anonymousreply 2508/25/2013

Jodie Sweetin

by Anonymousreply 2608/25/2013

*farted

by Anonymousreply 2708/25/2013

Cavill outstripping Damon by an Ocean's 13 nose.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2013

Omarion

by Anonymousreply 2908/26/2013

R3, I'll begin. Cavill assmontage.

by Anonymousreply 3008/26/2013

This poll's lack of appreciation of Recker's enormous ass is wrong - SHOCKINGLY wrong!

by Anonymousreply 3108/26/2013

Cavill still ahead of Damon and Recker barely ahead of Crosby.

by Anonymousreply 3208/26/2013

Crosby catching up to Recker.

by Anonymousreply 3308/26/2013

Jason Statham's muscle ass.

by Anonymousreply 3408/26/2013

I'm voting John Legend

by Anonymousreply 3508/26/2013

R3, Bomer jiggling. Gif.

by Anonymousreply 3608/26/2013

Wow is all I can say to John Legend. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 3708/26/2013

Matt Damon? Really?

by Anonymousreply 3808/26/2013

Matt Damon's ass is a DL legend.

by Anonymousreply 3908/26/2013

Matty Damon's ass is some sweet, sweet stuff.

And don't you forget it, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 4008/26/2013

doesn't compare to Matt but I'm gonna post this anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4108/26/2013

Who is that, R41?

by Anonymousreply 4308/27/2013

Upen patel

by Anonymousreply 4408/27/2013

Rafael alencar

by Anonymousreply 4508/27/2013

Ever watch Mark Steines on the Hallmark Channel's "Home and Family"? His bubble butt is basically the only reason I watch it.

by Anonymousreply 4608/27/2013

R30 It looks delicious.

by Anonymousreply 4708/27/2013

What's a super-laxative ass?

by Anonymousreply 4808/27/2013

Richard Armitage

by Anonymousreply 4908/27/2013

Cavill and Damon tied.

by Anonymousreply 5008/27/2013

R48 an ass that shits a lot.

by Anonymousreply 5108/27/2013

I'd have to see them all twerk.

by Anonymousreply 5208/27/2013

So who is the guy at R41?

by Anonymousreply 5308/27/2013

the guy at [R41] is Chris Zylka. He played Flash Thompson in the new Spiderman and if you've ever seen Kaboom (homo-erotic film) you get to see his attempts at self-fellatio.

by Anonymousreply 5408/28/2013

actor Chris Zylka does a lot of nudity.

by Anonymousreply 5508/28/2013

Shocker: Recker and Crosby tied.

Cavill slightly ahead of Damon.

by Anonymousreply 5608/28/2013

Wow, Damon's actually beating Cavill, and Recker and Crosby are tied.

by Anonymousreply 5708/28/2013

Damon shouldn't even been in this poll. He and his ass are gross.

by Anonymousreply 5808/29/2013

How is Damon gross, R58?

by Anonymousreply 5908/29/2013

Recker's ass is just ridiculously enormous, I don't see the appeal when it is that huge.

Glad Bomer is winning, the word that comes to mind with his ass is beautiful, which isn't a word I use a lot with asses but leave to a beautiful guy like Bomer to manage to have a beautiful ass.

by Anonymousreply 6008/29/2013

Anthony Recker now trending on Twitter now. He made a two run home run on his 30th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 6108/29/2013

YESS! Thanks for the update, r61! Bring Anthony and his glorious farts back to the Mets!!

by Anonymousreply 6208/29/2013

R62, he's back with the Mets you disgusting bastard. He was promoted a few says ago.

by Anonymousreply 6308/29/2013

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2013

Sidney Crosby did an interview on national television in Canada (CBC) last week. He discussed his recent concussions and head injuries and the need to reduce violence in hockey.

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2013

New Sidney Crosby interview:

by Anonymousreply 6609/09/2013
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