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Oh, Liza...

Too tight, a stroke?

What has she done?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3808/24/2013

Yikes...

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 108/24/2013

Drunk sissie is wearing blue! Yay!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 208/24/2013

I think she looks sensational, particularly for her advanced age. Were they able to do any kind of voice restoration work though?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 308/24/2013

Who cares what color she wears, Joey. At she was able to get dressed, I guess.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 408/24/2013

Why is her mouth always crooked?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 508/24/2013

Oh dear. She had and has lots of talents, but life happens.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 608/24/2013

I like the shapes that aren't circles.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 708/24/2013

Dear Liza - blue satin is a bad fabric choice for ladies like us. The stains don't come out! Trust me, I've been there.

(and stay away from the corn)

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 808/24/2013

She reminds me of Martha Raye now for some reason

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 908/24/2013

She reminds me of a post-stroke Rip Taylor.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1008/24/2013

She gave up the sequins?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1108/24/2013

Yep. Too hard to use a walker with all thebeads swinging back and forth. Poor dear.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1208/24/2013

I don't think having her hair combed back that way is flattering to her. She should stick with bangs - after all, they've been working for her for forty years!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1308/24/2013

[quote]She gave up the sequins?

I dress in RED sequins, GOLD sequins, BLACK sequins, BLUE sequins and sometimes in Halston chiffoooooooooon!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1408/24/2013

If a girl isn't pretty Like the Miss Altamtic City All she gets from life is pity And a pat.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1508/24/2013

STOP JUDGING A PERSON FROM A FUCKING PHOTO!

LIZA MINNELLI IS NOT JUST A PICTURE. NO ONE IS JUST A PICTURE.

The way she performed her songs give me goosebumps. Even now that i'm writing to you this silly message, songs of Liza come in my mind.

'Oh Mary i know', but still...it happens.

Now i have 'Plenty of Time' in my mind. Have you heard Liza singing this song?

Nuff said.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1608/24/2013

"She reminds me of Martha Raye now for some reason"

Now that you mention it . . .

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1708/24/2013

I think Liza stuffed some of that "clay she's been working with" into her face.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1808/24/2013

The pic at R1 is pimp mamma Kris Jenner when the money runs out.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 1908/24/2013

Fuck you bitches. Photographs from decades ago didn't have the resolution. This is the age of digital imagry and high definition. Old people will look old - that doesn't make them hideous.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2008/24/2013

At least she's aged better than Michael York . . .

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2108/24/2013

York had chemotherapy and a stem cell transplant, asshole.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2208/24/2013

Hi, Georgia!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2308/24/2013

Liza, call me. It is DEFINITELY time!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2408/24/2013

I think she looks nice!

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2508/24/2013

Here's a more flattering recent pic of Liza. I honestly think she looks wonderful for a woman of 67. It's amazing she looks so good, considering all the shit she's done to her body over the past five decades.

See also: Stevie Nicks

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2608/24/2013

Look at it this way. She's had decades of drink, drugs, smokes. Four failed marriages. Multiple surgeries and illnesses - miscarriages, three hip replacements (and she only has two hips), back surgery, and a knee replacement. Surgery on her vocal chords and encephalitis in addition to god knows what. Incredibly high triumphs and debilitating lows.

That said, I think the old girl looks pretty good considering.

If you ever saw her live back in the day, she was phenomenal.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2708/24/2013

Serious Question- did Liza know her husbands were gay before she married them?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2808/24/2013

Does she still have her kidneys? Or did she give them away for a song?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 2908/24/2013

[quote]Serious Question- did Liza know her husbands were gay before she married them?

Interesting question...

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3008/24/2013

The happiest corpse I've ever seen.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3108/24/2013

Still looks younger than her mother when she died at 46.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3208/24/2013

R32, I thought the same thing.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3308/24/2013

People often come up to me and tell me how much I look like Joan Allen.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3408/24/2013

Fact: Liza is about two months older than Cher.

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3508/24/2013

too much filler - no one looks really good or natural with filler and botox

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3608/24/2013

Count me among the stupid queens who thinks she looks damn fucking good. You fags, who pluck out all your OCD-douched ass hairs, need to realize something: Liza's WAY older than your trampy, cock-sucking "Give it to me up the ass!" Mother...

Sorry I said that. I'd've rather cut off my hand.

Need a hug now? Girl-bait?

by Jim Caruso's Castaway Partyreply 3708/24/2013
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