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Things you do in the presence of your partner but not friends



pick your nose

go #1 or #2

by Anonymousreply 2108/26/2013

Definitely fart. Picking one's nose is still a private thing. One guy I dated I caught picking his nose and flicking his booger on my floor. I broke up with him shortly afterward. I couldn't get that image out of my mind.

by Anonymousreply 108/24/2013

cut your toenails

by Anonymousreply 208/24/2013

Masturbate, op

by Anonymousreply 308/24/2013

Watch television with your hand down your pants--not masturbating, just fondling your soft cock. And soft cock is a man's most simple pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 408/24/2013

If my partner farted in front of me, that would be the end of the relationship.

by Anonymousreply 508/24/2013

You should tell your partner that R5, in case he ever needs a convenient way to get rid of you.

by Anonymousreply 608/24/2013

Cry. Which is why we're not partners anymore.

by Anonymousreply 708/24/2013

Poopoo, and it stinks

by Anonymousreply 808/24/2013

get fisted

by Anonymousreply 908/24/2013

R9, and then poopoo

by Anonymousreply 1008/24/2013

'Dey eeet da poo poo'

by Anonymousreply 1108/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 1208/24/2013

So what happens if your partner becomes your EX-partner, and you remain friends? Do you change your behavior to match the new relationship?

by Anonymousreply 1308/24/2013

R12, and then go eat diahreaa

by Anonymousreply 1408/24/2013

R4 Love that moment

by Anonymousreply 1508/24/2013

[bold]Things you do in the presence of your partner but not friend[/bold]



Go to the bathroom

Mow the lawn

Plant flowers

by Anonymousreply 1608/25/2013

OP is 10.

And in the slow class.

by Anonymousreply 1708/25/2013

Speak Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 1808/26/2013

friend friend what is friend?

by Anonymousreply 1908/26/2013

Squat in the bathtub after a shower and buzz down my anal hair with an electric trimmer.

by Anonymousreply 2008/26/2013

[quote]And in the slow class.

"Takes the short bus" is how we say it these parts.

by Anonymousreply 2108/26/2013
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