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Emoticons.

by Anonymousreply 10806/27/2014

earrings

by Anonymousreply 108/22/2013

caftans

by Anonymousreply 208/22/2013

graxy

by Anonymousreply 308/22/2013

sympathy

by Anonymousreply 408/22/2013

compassion

by Anonymousreply 508/22/2013

friendliness

by Anonymousreply 708/22/2013

prayer

by Anonymousreply 808/22/2013

There is compassion and sympathy. They're just not doled out freely.

by Anonymousreply 908/22/2013

Manners

by Anonymousreply 1008/22/2013

We don't LOL or ROTFLMAO

by Anonymousreply 1108/22/2013

Intelligent discussions

by Anonymousreply 1208/22/2013

Windows.

by Anonymousreply 1308/22/2013

Spit things on keyboards; we swallow

by Anonymousreply 1408/22/2013

Shutting the eyelids of a poster we've crucified so they can't see us continue to jab their carcass.

by Anonymousreply 1508/22/2013

Real names

by Anonymousreply 1608/22/2013

[quote]sympathy by: Anonymous reply4 - compassion by: Anonymoustreply 5t

both of those words mean the same thing:

Sympathy - without feeling - Greek

Compassion - without feeling (suffering) Latin

by Anonymousreply 1708/22/2013

pussies

by Anonymousreply 1808/22/2013

Subtlety

by Anonymousreply 1908/22/2013

Apologize.

by Anonymousreply 2008/22/2013

fat people

by Anonymousreply 2108/22/2013

those shoes with those slacks, OP. Change now.

by Anonymousreply 2208/22/2013

Have a good sense when something has run its course on DL, however we are expecially astute when the rule applies to the outside world.

by Anonymousreply 2308/22/2013

I love r22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2408/22/2013

Boxing

Wrestling (unless erotic)

Bowling

Golf

NASCAR

horse racing

by Anonymousreply 2508/22/2013

acknowledge the difference between a typo and grammar

by Anonymousreply 2708/22/2013

acknowledge that heterosexual men really do exist.

by Anonymousreply 2808/22/2013

r28=straight man who just happens to enjoy gay websites and penis viewing.

by Anonymousreply 2908/22/2013

Windows.

by Anonymousreply 3008/23/2013

Apparently, drink Sanka.

by Anonymousreply 3108/23/2013

Dial our phones with our fingers.

by Anonymousreply 3208/23/2013

Cry as we type or let our hearts go out.

Be sad. Very, very sad.

Overuse exclamation points.

Say "I love you" like straight brain-damaged teenagers when what we really mean is "that was amusing".

Give ((((hugs)))).

by Anonymousreply 3308/23/2013

Employ over-used chiched words and phrases like:

Tedious

Insufferable

Honey or Dear

by Anonymousreply 3408/23/2013

Make breakfast for tricks that spend the night.

by Anonymousreply 3508/23/2013

Pretend we are only 23.

by Anonymousreply 3608/23/2013

Rimming.

Well, at least not half of you.

by Anonymousreply 3708/23/2013

Provide towels

by Anonymousreply 3808/23/2013

We NEVER talk about farting or pooping for fear our thread will be deleted and our membership revoked w/o any explanation whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 3908/23/2013

Unclench then congratulate

by Anonymousreply 4008/23/2013

Comedy.

by Anonymousreply 4108/23/2013

SOAPS!!!

by Anonymousreply 4208/23/2013

Whistle. I hate that. And windchimes, ditto.

by Anonymousreply 4308/23/2013

Asians

by Anonymousreply 4408/23/2013

Matt Laurer

by Anonymousreply 4508/23/2013

Fast food

Vacations in flyover states

Camping

Church

Sports

Help friends move

Pot lucks

Christmas sweaters

Walmart

Chain restaurants

Jarred marinara sauce

Women

Kids

by Anonymousreply 4608/23/2013

Regret.

by Anonymousreply 4808/23/2013

r6 and r26=Freepers

by Anonymousreply 5008/23/2013

A lot of these are nonsense. There's plenty of compassion and LOLs and I love you's.

by Anonymousreply 5108/23/2013

Write horrible things about our loved ones.

by Anonymousreply 5208/23/2013

Think twice before clicking on "save post."

by Anonymousreply 5308/23/2013

"Present" pictures of female body parts.

by Anonymousreply 5408/23/2013

nice

by Anonymousreply 5608/23/2013

free baked potato bars

by Anonymousreply 5708/23/2013

Earnestness

by Anonymousreply 5808/23/2013

use the word effeminate

by Anonymousreply 5908/23/2013

Post selfies.

by Anonymousreply 6008/23/2013

Let go.

by Anonymousreply 6208/23/2013

Post.

by Anonymousreply 6308/23/2013

Free refills

Run a bed and breakfast

Pot lucks

Cash bars

by Anonymousreply 6408/23/2013

Potato salad.

by Anonymousreply 6508/23/2013

[quote]Criticize Israel, lest it be deleted.

Pfft!

As long as you don't stoop to oven jokes and crude antisemitism, it's free season on Israel. The problem is it's difficult to keep the Jew-haters out of any discussion of Israel. That's why threads are deleted.

by Anonymousreply 6608/23/2013

disrespect apostrophe's

by Anonymousreply 6708/23/2013

Eat Miracle Whip

by Anonymousreply 6808/23/2013

ignore typos

by Anonymousreply 7008/23/2013

Put the fork down.

by Anonymousreply 7108/23/2013

Crab walking.

by Anonymousreply 7208/23/2013

To let one entire week go by without masturbating at least once while watching the internet.

by Anonymousreply 7308/23/2013

To actually believe that the real reason I dont pay $18 is because I am afraid to post anything because of your mean bitches replies.

by Anonymousreply 7408/23/2013

Understand the difference between "its" and "it's" or "their" or "they're" and not being worried about it makes one look like a buffoon.

by Anonymousreply 7508/23/2013

Whites after Labor Day

by Anonymousreply 7608/23/2013

[74] I am with you

by Anonymousreply 7708/23/2013

But I love miracle whip... :^)

by Anonymousreply 7808/23/2013

R34 is an insufferable cunt.

by Anonymousreply 7908/23/2013

Ad hominem attacks.

It's simply not done.

by Anonymousreply 8008/23/2013

Bring Funeral Potatos to a PNP gay orgy because you know sooner or later someone is going to have the munchies.

by Anonymousreply 8108/23/2013

Deep-fry our catfish nuggets.

by Anonymousreply 8208/23/2013

Believe that 'the best of times is now.'

by Anonymousreply 8308/24/2013

Agree to disagree

by Anonymousreply 8408/24/2013

We don't do Ann and Shitt Romney

by Anonymousreply 8508/24/2013

Wait for Tom Bianchi to pick us at the bus station to become his new soulmate.

by Anonymousreply 8608/24/2013

We don't do that LOL ROFL (((hugs))) shit, at least the people who belong here don't do it.

However, it is somewhat useful. The people who do that crap are immediately identifed as fraucunts.

by Anonymousreply 8708/24/2013

Believe in bisexuality

by Anonymousreply 8808/24/2013

Spell Cheque

Editting

Grafic Design

by Anonymousreply 8908/25/2013

pick up how things work very quickly

by Anonymousreply 9008/26/2013

Me, too, R78, but I don't admit it in public.

by Anonymousreply 9108/26/2013

Use Hellmnan's Mayonnaise

It's Duke's or death! But only for the cretins who are too lazy to make their own.

by Anonymousreply 9208/26/2013

Smoke.

by Anonymousreply 9308/26/2013

[quote]Bring Funeral Potatos to a PNP gay orgy

Potatos, R81? Haha!

by Anonymousreply 9408/26/2013

Nuance

Reading comprehension

by Anonymousreply 9508/26/2013

Critical thinking

Historical context

by Anonymousreply 9608/27/2013

Flush the goddamned toilet!

by Anonymousreply 9709/07/2013

Realise you aren't the best people to judge the attractiveness of female celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 9909/07/2013

I'm bumping this thread because we have had an increase in new posters who do not understand the way we do things at the Datalounge. There is valuable information here alongside the usual self-pitying garbage.

Please note the following basics:

We do not do emoticons.

We do not send hugs.

We do not LOL, ROFL, LMAO, etc.

We do not use excessive punctuation. If you must, one exclamation point is sufficient.

We do not eyeroll, sigh, or engage in typewritten representations of physical expression. Use your words - your [italic]other[/italic] words.

This is not a support group (other than on rare occasions and even then it's iffy).

Our hearts do not go out and we do not cry as we type unless we are being sarcastic.

We do not sign our posts. We are not interested in getting to know you or your internet persona.

Grammar, spelling and punctuation do count.

All opinions are not equal. You are not entitled to yours when it's stupid. We decide when it's stupid.

Vicious mockery and abuse are not frowned upon.

We support your right to free speech. We do not support your belief in consequence-free speech.

by Anonymousreply 10006/26/2014

I fucking love you R100.

by Anonymousreply 10306/26/2014

Shame bigots/racists equally.

by Anonymousreply 10406/27/2014

Nicely done R100. However, I'm concerned that it may cause too much conviviality around here, so die in a greece fire, whore.

by Anonymousreply 10506/27/2014

😱👠👜🐖🛀㊙🈴:O

by Anonymousreply 10606/27/2014

Monogrammed towels

Free Refills

EAT!

by Anonymousreply 10706/27/2014

objectivity

by Anonymousreply 10806/27/2014
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