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You white, you Ben Affleck.

True story.

by Anonymousreply 4708/25/2013

What the fuck? Is the op trying to say something?

by Anonymousreply 408/23/2013

Best thread ever.

by Anonymousreply 508/24/2013

Slap his face Viciously!

by Anonymousreply 608/24/2013

You white, you Ben Affleck, you retain water.

by Anonymousreply 708/24/2013

Concordo, melhor thread de todos os tempos!


by Anonymousreply 808/24/2013

Benjamin Geza Affleck is part Persian or Turkish, so perhaps OP is wrong.

by Anonymousreply 908/24/2013

I want to try IHOP's chocolate chocolate chips pancakes, but they're over 720 calories.

What should I do? I don't want to die before eating them.

by Anonymousreply 1008/24/2013

Eat them, then kill yourself, R10.

by Anonymousreply 1108/24/2013

That is actually a very good idea, r11!

Your words have convinced me.


by Anonymousreply 1208/24/2013

No problem, R12, I live to serve you.

by Anonymousreply 1308/24/2013

Where are the loaded potatoes!?

by Anonymousreply 1708/24/2013

Some say the brown desert iguana holds up to two grams of gold in its intestines.

by Anonymousreply 1808/24/2013

R11 lives to serve man.

by Anonymousreply 1908/24/2013

R16 = the nasty freeper in the woodpile.

by Anonymousreply 2008/24/2013


To Serve Man!

Oh, God! It's a cookbook!!

by Anonymousreply 2108/24/2013

You white, you Ben Affleck, you retain water, you wear hair

by Anonymousreply 2208/24/2013

You white, you Ben Affleck?

Me Japanese boy I love you!

by Anonymousreply 2308/24/2013

Ben's mother's first name is Christopher. No lie.

by Anonymousreply 2408/24/2013

You white, You Ben Affleck, You So Horny! You Love Me Long Time?

by Anonymousreply 2508/24/2013

Ben Affleck is the white one.

by Anonymousreply 2608/24/2013

Ugh, I so want to floss Seann William Scott's tonsils with my tongue. Then he can floss mine with his big fat Stiffler.

by Anonymousreply 2708/24/2013

No be isn't, R26.

by Anonymousreply 2808/24/2013

Role Models, crabby bitches, where Jane March had cocaine for breakfast and where Ben Affleck gave one of his best performances ever as an unseen punchline.


by Anonymousreply 2908/24/2013

Ben Affleck is as black as chocolate chocolate chip pancakes.

by Anonymousreply 3008/24/2013

Goodness Gracious!

by Anonymousreply 3108/24/2013

Ben is 100% European, there is no Persian or Turkish in him.

[quote}Ethnicity: English, German, Scottish, Irish, Northern Irish, French, Swedish

"Family info: Ben Affleck is an American actor. Most of Ben’s father’s ancestry is English, with some German, Scottish, Northern Irish, French, and Swedish.

Ben’s maternal grandfather was of half German and half Irish ancestry. Ben’s maternal grandmother was from a family with roots in the American South, and appears to have been of English, as well as Scottish, descent.

Ben has stated in an interview that he would take his daughter to Ireland and Scotland to find their roots. Ben has the middle name Géza, which is a Hungarian name. He was named after a Hungarian friend of his parents, who was a Holocaust survivor. This was mentioned in an interview on Inside the Actors Studio.

by Anonymousreply 3208/24/2013

Batman is black.

by Anonymousreply 3308/24/2013

[quote]Ben is 100% European, there is no Persian or Turkish in him.

Yeah, but have any Persian or Turkish been in Ben?

by Anonymousreply 3408/24/2013

Is Geza Hungarian?

by Anonymousreply 3508/24/2013

I slapped the black off Ben Affleck. He needed that because he white.

by Anonymousreply 3608/24/2013

You black, you Ben Affleck, why you no play Black Vulcan?

by Anonymousreply 3708/24/2013

Stop trying to make fetch happen, OP. It's not gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 3808/24/2013

[quote]Ben's mother's first name is Christopher. No lie.

It could be worse ... could be Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 3908/24/2013

[quote]Ben's mother's first name is Christopher. No lie.

Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 4008/24/2013

Ben's birth name is Gigi Perreau.

by Anonymousreply 4108/24/2013

[quote]Ben's mother's first name is Christopher. No lie.

Fuck you as well.

by Anonymousreply 4208/24/2013

You white, you Ben Affleck, your mother is Christopher Lee.

by Anonymousreply 4308/24/2013

[quote]Ben's mother's first name is Christopher. No lie.

Interesting. My first name is "Miss."

by Anonymousreply 4408/24/2013

You white, you Batman, you've tugged on Jason Bourne while he straddled you until he shot all over your chest.

No homo.

by Anonymousreply 4508/24/2013

No homo.

by Anonymousreply 4608/24/2013

You white, you Ben Affleck, you drink too much and cheat on Jennifer Garner with fangirls.

by Anonymousreply 4708/25/2013
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