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Madonna Continues Her Descent Into Dementia

Someone lives in a bubble with all the mirrors covered.

by Anonymousreply 13508/24/2013

I can't get over how scary her face looks. Instead of looking "cool" (btw grills were so 10 years ago), she looks even older and like she has gold teeth. Bitch can't even touch up those roots either?

by Anonymousreply 108/22/2013

Lola goes to school in NY? does madge even see her?

by Anonymousreply 208/22/2013

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 308/22/2013

You mean grills aren't still "in"?

by Anonymousreply 408/22/2013

Her face looks chubby or is that just extra fillers? She looks like she gained weight. She should have just left her face alone. You have to admitt that Janet has aged better despite the fucked up nose job.

by Anonymousreply 508/22/2013

OMG, why aren't her kids telling her what a fucking freak she looks like? This is a combo of hilarious and sad. No 55 year old woman should be wearing grillz. You can call me ageist if you want, but it's the truth. It looks stupid on kids, and looks downright ridiculous on someone who will be 60 in 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 608/22/2013

Vadge is 1 big desperate joke these days. I can't believe her stupid stans still go to her shows and buy her albums. Bitch is OVA.

by Anonymousreply 708/22/2013

R5, Janet is much, much younger than Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 808/22/2013

[quote]Janet has aged better despite the fucked up nose job.

She's younger, chubbier and blackER.

by Anonymousreply 908/22/2013

Why do you assume that it's not an ascent?

by Anonymousreply 1008/22/2013

R8, Janet is younger than Madonna by only 8 years. There is no excuse for Madonna to look this bad. I doubt Janet will look this haggard and ridiculous when she turns 55. Prince is 55 and the man looks damn good.

by Anonymousreply 1208/22/2013

That's because BLACK DON'T CRACK.

by Anonymousreply 1308/22/2013

Prince is also black, right?

by Anonymousreply 1408/22/2013

But much,mush more OVA,R8.

by Anonymousreply 1508/22/2013

Can you believe this is what 55 looks like without botox or fillers?

by Anonymousreply 1608/22/2013

Why do Vadge fans always turn to Janet to distract from the fact that their idol looks like a fucking sad freak? I'm no Janet fan, but I can say she definitely looks better than Vadge. At least she's not wearing grillz and is with a MAN that makes his own money and not some BOY that lives off of her.

by Anonymousreply 1708/22/2013

I don't think she gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks. For that, I still love her. She looks awful.

by Anonymousreply 1808/22/2013

She looks like a villain from an animated Disney movie

by Anonymousreply 1908/22/2013

She doesn't look old, exactly -- but she looks not quite human, sort of like a desperate, youth-sucking vampire.

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by Anonymousreply 2208/22/2013

She really needs to do a stage version of Sunset Blvd., pronto! She'd be great in it!

by Anonymousreply 2308/22/2013

It's funny because the picture on the left is Eileen Davidson from Days O Our Lives who many say was formerly a man. The irony is that Madonnna looks more of a drag queen than she ever was,could or will be!

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by Anonymousreply 2608/22/2013

R18, if she really didn't give a damn about what people think of her she wouldn't have all that bad surgery to look younger. It's obvious that she cares about what the public thinks of her. Madonna lives for the adulation and wants people to think that she is still a sex symbol. She fucked up her face. Madonna is a couple of botox injections away from looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

by Anonymousreply 2708/22/2013

What is really shocking is she still has dark roots. I was expecting them to be grey.

by Anonymousreply 2808/22/2013

Gags still looks like an anteater and has a career in decline. Madonna wins.

by Anonymousreply 2908/22/2013

She's really messed up her face. Who the hell is doing that face work - it's really bad. Do these celebs actually realise how awful they look when they stare into a mirror?

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by Anonymousreply 3208/22/2013

[quote]What is really shocking is she still has dark roots. I was expecting them to be grey.

Duh. She colors her roots dark to make it look like she has no grays. Many celebrities do it and it looks stupid.

by Anonymousreply 3308/22/2013

Jane Fonda is about 20 years older than Vadge and looks MUCH better. Vadge just fucked up her face and always was much less naturally attractive than Fonda anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 3508/22/2013

I LOVE it!

by Anonymousreply 3608/22/2013

r11 sounds like a rethuglican loon.

by Anonymousreply 3708/22/2013

She looks like she should be on a poster for a horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 3808/22/2013

That gril just makes her teeth look like they're rotting.

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by Anonymousreply 4008/22/2013

She is the same age as the woman who cuts my hair, and aside from coloring her hair, my stylist has had no work done. She looks so much better than Madonna (and no old lady hands, either!)

by Anonymousreply 4108/22/2013

Well Jane Fonda has had multiple surgeries too but she doesn't look like a freak. Must be the chicken cutlets. Bad move Madge.

by Anonymousreply 4208/22/2013

Wow, r21/22/25/26/32/35/40, you hate me.

You REALLY hate me!

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by Anonymousreply 4408/22/2013

one fucking loon on this thread (as usual) poking fun at a LIVING LEGEND.

Keep up the posts dude. You keep making her relevant, even here on DL.

by Anonymousreply 4508/22/2013

Too bad old Vadge can't take tips from someone like Tina Turner on how to age gracefully. You never saw Tina doing pathetic shit like this at 55, or at 45 for that matter.

Vadge is losing her mind.

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by Anonymousreply 4708/22/2013

She looks totally ridiculous but here we are talking about her.

Narcissists need attention - good or bad - like the rest of us need air and water.

by Anonymousreply 4808/22/2013

Somewhere Guy Ritchie is laughing

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by Anonymousreply 5008/22/2013

[quote]She doesn't look old, exactly -- but she looks not quite human, sort of like a desperate, youth-sucking vampire.

In those gloves, she reminds me of the man-eating countess in Paul Theroux's "The Stranger at the Palazzo D'oro," a crone whose elderly face and body have been utterly transformed by plastic surgery, with the sole exception of her old-lady hands.

by Anonymousreply 5208/22/2013

R49 It seems that once her last marriage ended, she went off the deep end and wanted to make up for all the years she was pretending to be an high-society English housewife. And as she has proven, you can't turn a ho into a housewife.

by Anonymousreply 5308/22/2013

Oh hon, you're doing it all wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5408/22/2013

Lynda, Lynda, Lynda:

That's the most airbrushed photo I've seen this year.

by Anonymousreply 5508/22/2013

Lynda Carter in 2010 (sans grillz)

by Anonymousreply 5608/22/2013

Her name was Lola... She was a showgirl...

by Anonymousreply 5708/22/2013

Really.....Another Madonna thread? OP, you are reductive as the person this thread is about.

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by Anonymousreply 5908/23/2013

She looks so natural!

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by Anonymousreply 6108/23/2013

You serving up Gold Grillz and Silver Shoes?

You got the teeth at Party City and the shoes at Forever 21.

Girl, you needs a Drag Mama!

by Anonymousreply 6208/23/2013

All of the commenters on TMZ are laughing their asses off at the sad delusional old hag.

Also, why the fuck is she wearing her bra on the outside of her clothes??? Embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 6308/23/2013

She's insulated herself with people who will only blow smoke up her ass. This is what happens when you have way too much money. You become detached from the real world.

by Anonymousreply 6508/23/2013

R65 I can't believe even her kids haven't told her what a fool she looks like.

Yes, she's very detached from the real world.

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by Anonymousreply 6708/23/2013

She's soooooooo edgy!

by Anonymousreply 6808/23/2013

Martha at 72 could give some tasteful advice...

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by Anonymousreply 7008/23/2013

The best thing Madonna could do now is to draw the veil and create a mystique. If things like this keep showing up in the interwebs, her brand will be severely damaged.

by Anonymousreply 7108/23/2013

I hated it back in the 90s when some queen would call Madonna a he! Initmating that she was clamboxing and that she was a Dietrich clone.Strangely enough Madonna looks like a female impersonator version of herself now! Dating that young black Frenchman is embarrassing as well.

by Anonymousreply 7208/23/2013

What exactly are they injecting into her face? Her face looks bloated and sorta deformed. Madonna should have kept this face from few years ago, she looks good in this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 7408/23/2013

The grills are gross, but I love the fact that this lady is so publicly redefining what it means to age. Who says that you have to become reserved and inhibited once you pass the age of 40? Life is short and if you still have the energy and the passion to push the boundaries at 50, 60, 70 and beyond, then have fun and do it.

by Anonymousreply 7508/23/2013

[quote]I love the fact that this lady is so publicly redefining what it means to age. Who says that you have to become reserved and inhibited once you pass the age of 40?

There's a thin line between not becoming reserved and inhibited, and just flat-out looking like a fucking fool. You can be stylish and sexy after 50 (see Tina Turner) without looking like slutty trash desperately trying to relive her 20's (see Vadge).

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by Anonymousreply 7708/23/2013

Her face looks good to me. She passes for early 40s. The grill is so stupid.

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by Anonymousreply 7908/23/2013

See Gaga, this is what I'm talking about! Vadge has always been desperate trash. You have nothing to worry about.

by Anonymousreply 8008/23/2013

81......

by Anonymousreply 8108/23/2013

And we thought the gold tooth 20 years ago was embarrassing...

by Anonymousreply 8208/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8308/23/2013

Don't forget 54 year old and former Danceteria peer Sade, who has called out Vadge on being a famewhore in the past, has also aged much better than Vadge:

by Anonymousreply 8408/23/2013

♫ Like a sturgeon... ♫

by Anonymousreply 8508/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8608/23/2013

She started the trends of letting a little dark root show under bottle-blonde hair and wearing lacy bras and bustiers with nothing over them (see "Desperately Seeking Susan.") Those are classic signature looks for her, though touching up the supposedly untouched-up roots is sad (especially with that glaringly gray forelock.)

To me the scariest thing are the hairy eyelashes. Whatever else Madonna has been in the past, she was very good at looking good, and she's totally lost that.

Lady Gaga is anti-style and anti-good-looking. She's a beautiful woman who specializes in deliberately making herself look unprettily weird. She's more akin to Leigh Bowery than Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 8708/23/2013

I live in DC right now and I rarely see a woman see a woman as good looking as Madonna on the street. In fact, never. Kirsten Gillibrand, maybe, is better looking than Madge but they're kind of on the same level looks-wise. I feel like if Madonna were not Madonna but looked the same and walked down K Street at the intersection of K and Connecticut people would stop and stare - it's so rare to see a woman who is in shape and having some semblance of style. If she were to go into Charlie Palmer for a fundraiser, I feel people would stop and stare even if she were some no name. I'm just really confused as to why people think she looks so awful? She's not a midget, she's toned and has nice hair. I've lived in NYC for a long time and also rarely saw people that looked like Madonna does in these candids - even the stars I would see on the street or industry shindigs like Michelle Pffeifer or Kirsten Dunst looked kind of normal and not extraordinary.

Are you all in LA and used to seeing perfect people? Someone said when I said Madonna could pass for early 40s that I was old - I'm only 29 years old. What is so awful looking about Madge? To me she looks aesthetically pleasing.

by Anonymousreply 8808/23/2013

I totally agree with R88. Her face looks ten years younger and she has a tight body. Maybe DL is filled with hydrangea lovers and that's why they hate her

by Anonymousreply 8908/23/2013

I'd stop and stare alright--while thinking, "Who the hell is this old cunt wearing a grill?"

by Anonymousreply 9008/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 9108/23/2013

R91 - I am confused. Excluding the grill, I think she looks great for her age and even just in general. I'm being genuine when I'm asking these questions. Is she expected to look better because she's some big pop star?

by Anonymousreply 9208/23/2013

So funny that she added the metallic shoes now to somehow make this grill thing work, like it was part of a complete look. She is truly a moron.

You know it must kill her that she's a Vegas act now.

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by Anonymousreply 9508/23/2013

Great for her age? Not really. She looks artificial, odd. That's true of most female celebrities. They have tons of plastic surgery and Botox. They end up with unnaturally smooth, immobile faces that bear no resemblance to the original. Cher is the same way. She has her fans that say she looks "great" but her face looks very, very strange and barely moves. But at least Cher never resorted to a gold tooth or a grill.

by Anonymousreply 9808/23/2013

R87 for the umpteenth time, no Vadge didn't start the trend of wearing exposed lacy bras and bustiers!

For the delusional posters here who think Vadge's face looks good? No-it looks really fake and overly injected. Yes she's in great shape and no one is taking that away from her. Her face looks fucked up, she has man hands and she makes herself look old by trying to dress and act like a 23 year old.

Other people in this thread have already pointed out plenty of celebs her age and up who are aging better than her.

by Anonymousreply 9908/23/2013

[quote]The grills are gross, but I love the fact that this lady is so publicly redefining what it means to age. Who says that you have to become reserved and inhibited once you pass the age of 40? Life is short and if you still have the energy and the passion to push the boundaries at 50, 60, 70 and beyond, then have fun and do it.

Gimme a motherfucking break! Only the blindest Madonna apologists would spout shit like that.

Ageing is the one thing you can't fight against, it's the cycle of life. There's a reason society is ageist and there are phrases like "age appropriate"'and "mutton dressed as lamb", the person looking slutty at that age looks ridiculous. She is a laughing stock. As the other poster said, you can be sexy but classy like Tina Turner, while still looking right for your age group. Now that she's 55 she should accept it and tone it down.

Her crusade against a repressed society's attitude towards sex was one thing but she's an arrogant deluded cunt to think she'll change people's views about ageing. Not gonna happen and she's making herself look continually stupider by being so in denial.

The grills are the millionth eye rolling tired "look at me! give me attention" stunt but the cycling gloves are even more ridiculous. So much for not reading papers and caring what others think.

by Anonymousreply 10008/23/2013

maybe its the angle , or the lighting, or whatever but she really looks scary looking.

and these pics are the butt of jokes everywhere in the net...

but she does have a really nice skin. though it looks plastic and fake.

by Anonymousreply 10108/23/2013

She was always repulsive. Back when she first showed up on the scene she was a hideous backstabbing whore. Most of us knew it right off the bat. Later, when she blew her way into a record deal, I was shocked that everyone didn't see her clearly.

Now, at long last, she can't hide it. Better late than never.

by Anonymousreply 10208/23/2013

R102 ah so her front tooth gap did come in handy after all!

by Anonymousreply 10308/23/2013

Someone didn't drink the potion.

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by Anonymousreply 10508/23/2013

What R75 wrote.

by Anonymousreply 10608/23/2013

[quote]She was always repulsive. Back when she first showed up on the scene she was a hideous backstabbing whore. Most of us knew it right off the bat. Later, when she blew her way into a record deal, I was shocked that everyone didn't see her clearly.

It seems as if you may have known her at her start. If so, more dish, please!

by Anonymousreply 10708/23/2013

I don't have time to dish on that slutty whore and her blowjobs to fame.

There's a dirty dick at the adult bookstore with my name on it.

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by Anonymousreply 10908/23/2013

r99, who started it then?

by Anonymousreply 11008/23/2013

Did Janet ever get those horrible implants redone?

by Anonymousreply 11108/23/2013

Very flattering on you, Madonna. You've always had such exsquite taste.

by Anonymousreply 11208/23/2013

R105 WTF kind of mascara does Vadge use? Her eyelashes are all clumped together and look like spiders.

by Anonymousreply 11408/23/2013

R87 , a few years before Vadge wore open-shirt bras, lace, mesh and bustiers, Vanity and her group Vanity 6 were already doing it, sometimes without a jacket on. To this day, you see a lot of female entertainers and girl groups dressing the way they did. If you were aware of non-white acts you would know that Vadge got A LOT of her ideas from black entertainers.

by Anonymousreply 11508/24/2013

Vadge could copy but certainly couldn't look this good:

by Anonymousreply 11608/24/2013

She would look good without those grills. She looks scary with them. Those lashes add to the scariness.

by Anonymousreply 11708/24/2013

[quote]The grills are gross, but I love the fact that this lady is so publicly redefining what it means to age. Who says that you have to become reserved and inhibited once you pass the age of 40? Life is short and if you still have the energy and the passion to push the boundaries at 50, 60, 70 and beyond, then have fun and do it.

Oh, shut the fuck up, you moron.

by Anonymousreply 11808/24/2013

Vadge needs to lay off the injections, but she's scared of wrinkles so either way she's not going to age well.

by Anonymousreply 11908/24/2013

Sorry for my ignorance, but is that metal thing on her teeth removable? Detachable at night? Who'd want to kiss that? I'm guessing the menopause scared the shit out of her and she started trying to reverse the ageing process...

by Anonymousreply 12008/24/2013

Prince does get botox.

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by Anonymousreply 12208/24/2013

Maybe the latino cocks need to be embossed into waffles before she can choke 'em down?

by Anonymousreply 12308/24/2013

She may be a repulsive cunt but she knows what she's doing. She managed to overshadow Lady Gaga's single/video launch.

by Anonymousreply 12408/24/2013

[quote]She may be a repulsive cunt but she knows what she's doing. She managed to overshadow Lady Gaga's single/video launch.

No she didn't, grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 12508/24/2013

This comment on TMZ had me cracking up!

[quote]Madonna's next big thing is getting her walker equipped with hydraulics!

Sadly, I could see her doing that.

by Anonymousreply 12608/24/2013

Ermigerd!

Merderner!!

by Anonymousreply 12708/24/2013

Truly witty retort, R118 - well done.

by Anonymousreply 12808/24/2013

BEAUTIFUL!

by Anonymousreply 12908/24/2013

^ OMG. It's the era of Grandmadonna.

:'-(

by Anonymousreply 13008/24/2013

"I've written a letter to Daddd-dyy..."

by Anonymousreply 13108/24/2013

It must be true what they say...

by Anonymousreply 13208/24/2013

I love how that old crone wears gloves to hide her liver spots.

by Anonymousreply 13308/24/2013

Oh god, now her kid thinks he's "street" and wants to be a rapper.

by Anonymousreply 13408/24/2013

Madonna, putting the "ME"! in Dementia

by Anonymousreply 13508/24/2013
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