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Madonna's Little Hooker, Daughter, Lola

The whore apple doesn't fall far from the hooker tree.

by Anonymousreply 9008/23/2013

That's what all that money, french instruction, governesses, nannies and private schools produces--someone who looks as if she grew up in the Paramus Mall.

by Anonymousreply 108/20/2013

At least her friend is keeping it classy.

by Anonymousreply 208/20/2013

Her friend looks like a burn victim. Look at those eyes.

by Anonymousreply 308/20/2013

You're absolutely correct.

by Anonymousreply 408/20/2013

Shameless, OP. God'll get ya, God'll get ya.

by Anonymousreply 508/20/2013

Bear in mind, she's still a kid. It's not her fault her mom is that way or taught her as she has. She probably just feels the need to rebel against that rigid tightass of a mother.

Can you imagine Madonna being your parent? You'd have an excellent wardrobe and zero self-esteem. Walk on eggshells.

by Anonymousreply 608/20/2013

[quote]Bear in mind, she's still a kid.

17-years-old isn't a kid.

by Anonymousreply 708/20/2013

17 years old is still a kid, just not a little kid.

At some point in her twenties, Lourdes will realize that she'd have been better off imitating someone else's style.

by Anonymousreply 908/20/2013

R8 likes race-baiting.

by Anonymousreply 1008/20/2013

"She probably just feels the need to rebel against that rigid tightass of a mother. "

If she REALLY wants to rebel against her mother, and drive her mother absolutely insane, she should gain 20 pounds!

Of course Madonna is the old whore of the world, but she probably hates her daughter being sexy. If the boys hit on Lourdes and not her, she'll probably lock the girl in a convent.

by Anonymousreply 1108/20/2013

R6, Table 12 needs to be bussed.

by Anonymousreply 1208/20/2013

She kind of looks like Gaga.

by Anonymousreply 1308/20/2013

She does look like a hooker.

by Anonymousreply 1408/20/2013

What's with the chola eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 1508/20/2013

Now you leave her alone right now!

by Anonymousreply 1608/20/2013

I don't get r12's remark.

by Anonymousreply 1708/20/2013

Wow, calling a 17 year old girl a hooker. Stay classy, Little Monsters.

by Anonymousreply 1808/20/2013

For awhile there Madonna seemed like a strict mother who shielded her kids from the Hollywood lifestyle. Guess that didn't last long.

by Anonymousreply 1908/20/2013

I'll explain it r17, r12 disagreed with r6's opinion about Madonna, so he implied r6 is lowly busboy, whose opinion doesn't matter anyway. He's an elitist who judges people by their income.

by Anonymousreply 2008/20/2013

That is definitely a "you're not going to go out wearing THAT!" kind of outfit.

by Anonymousreply 2108/20/2013

She represents everything her mother wants to be!

by Anonymousreply 2208/20/2013

She represents everything her mother used to be, to be more accurate.

If she wanted to rebel, she would enroll at Liberty University.

by Anonymousreply 2308/20/2013

I'm sure Madge is beaming with pride.

by Anonymousreply 2408/20/2013

I keep forgetting she has a little black brother and sister.

by Anonymousreply 2508/20/2013

17 and already has implants.

by Anonymousreply 2608/20/2013

I live in Los Angeles and most girls her age look and dress just like that. It's gross.

by Anonymousreply 2708/20/2013

She looks like a Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 2808/20/2013

She looks fine. I'd rather see Lourdes like that rather than dressed (and acting) like the daughter of a British duchess. The most boring thing in the world is people like Madonna raising macrobiotic vegan yoga practicing kids who don't watch TV and live like aristocrats in their mothers adopted homelands.

by Anonymousreply 2908/20/2013

Shut the fuck OP.

I'm so tired of slut-shaming. She's 17 and she does what and whom she likes.

by Anonymousreply 3008/20/2013

[quote] I'm so tired of slut-shaming.

WTF are you talking about, crazy bitch?

by Anonymousreply 3208/20/2013

This kind of look was never Madonna's look. Even her most outrageously fetishy stage outfits have some sort of style to them. This really does look like what a pimp would put on some hapless runaway before ordering her to go stand on the corner.

by Anonymousreply 3308/20/2013

Margaret White, what brought you to the Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 3408/20/2013

It's my SPECTACULAR NEW REINVENTION!!!"

by Anonymousreply 3508/20/2013

R26, if those are implants, they put them in upside down and she should get her mom's money back.

by Anonymousreply 3608/20/2013

She does look like her mother did at the same age, before she died her hair blonde.

by Anonymousreply 3708/20/2013

Sorry, "dyed," not "died"--"oh dear" to myself!

by Anonymousreply 3808/20/2013

Madonna was in on of Lola's Vine videos with Lola's boyfriend who, in front of Madonna, says what he liked about Lola: her big jugs, which he describes with his hands.

by Anonymousreply 3908/20/2013

She looks exactly like one of the characters from the reality show Jersey Shore.

by Anonymousreply 4008/20/2013

Sorry it is 2013. If a guy gets a lot of play he is a player and a stud, a girl a slut?? (not saying she gets a lot of play who knows). I am betting she is a girl who knows how to get what she wants and has a good head on her shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 4108/20/2013

What's wrong with his eyes? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES?

by Anonymousreply 4208/20/2013

Thank you r43, now I'll never be able to enjoy my 100 million in inheritance. DL'er have said hurtful things about me, my life is so hard, woe is me.

by Anonymousreply 4508/20/2013

[quote]Sorry it is 2013. If a guy gets a lot of play he is a player and a stud, a girl a slut??

OUTDATED CLICHE ALERT!!!

by Anonymousreply 4608/20/2013

Lourdes is going to freak when Vadge starts fucking her little boyfriends.

by Anonymousreply 4708/20/2013

[quote]now I'll never be able to enjoy my 100 million in inheritance.

Really? Dollars to donuts Lourdes gets Christina Crawforded.

by Anonymousreply 4808/20/2013

Lourdes is the kid most like Madonna, she's the chip off the block. If anything, Madonna will probably want to leave her more.

by Anonymousreply 4908/20/2013

R30 = SLUT!

by Anonymousreply 5008/20/2013

Vadge is mean, cheap and a raging narcissist.

It wouldn't surprise me if she left it all to the "Vadge Memorial Pay Attention To Me Forever Foundation" when she kicks.

by Anonymousreply 5108/20/2013

[quote]They are never really happy in life and go through friends and lovers like trash because they can't get along and behave like a normal, rational, sane person does.

Oh, you mean like you, R31? LOL. You sound like a rabid schizophrenic foaming at the mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5208/20/2013

What is wrong with her friends eyes? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES?

by Anonymousreply 5308/20/2013

Sorry, R42. I didn't see that you had posted this already! But it was the first thing I thought when I saw that awful picture!

by Anonymousreply 5408/20/2013

[quote]Madonna was in on of Lola's Vine videos with Lola's boyfriend who, in front of Madonna, says what he liked about Lola: her big jugs, which he describes with his hands.

Why on earth are you watching Lola's Vine videos? You have mental problems, grandma.

by Anonymousreply 5508/21/2013

Am I the only person who thinks she looks great? I see real star potential in this girl in nearly every picture she takes.

by Anonymousreply 5608/21/2013

Why are we attacking Madonna's daughter. She's a tacky teen, so what? If she's dressing like that when she's 30,then maybe.

by Anonymousreply 5708/21/2013

His eyes are scaring me - no whites, just dilated pupils.

Is she wearing a unitard? Blech. I don't like it.

by Anonymousreply 5808/21/2013

There's nothing wrong with sex, but being that badly dressed is just WRONG.

by Anonymousreply 5908/21/2013

R59 = Madonna

by Anonymousreply 6008/21/2013

Have you seen how normal teenagers dress?

by Anonymousreply 6108/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6208/21/2013

Lourdes is a darker, slightly prettier version of her mother. I wonder if she'll be as annoying and cuntish?

by Anonymousreply 6308/21/2013

[quote]Madonna was in on of Lola's Vine videos with Lola's boyfriend who, in front of Madonna, says what he liked about Lola: her big jugs, which he describes with his hands.

Wow, what a warped mother for allowing that. She reminds me of those party moms that like to party with their kids in a sad attempt to look cool and hip.

by Anonymousreply 6408/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6608/21/2013

Funny that there are people on here calling her a slut and who0re yet they wouldn't hesitate to drop to their knees in a public toilet and suck an anonymous cock through a hole in the stall.

by Anonymousreply 6708/21/2013

R67 hey there Vadge maybe that's YOUR experience but I don't go for that shit.

by Anonymousreply 6808/21/2013

She looks beautiful. And shes supposed to be a nice kid. Thank God she's not fat like the majority of girls her age are these days.

by Anonymousreply 6908/21/2013

Wentworth Miller just came out. Can someone be kind of enough to make a thread.

by Anonymousreply 7008/21/2013

Thank God she's not fat.

by Anonymousreply 7108/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7208/21/2013

[quote]I wonder if she'll be as annoying and cuntish?

I think Vadge's oldest son will be worse if his Instagram posts are anything to go by. He seems like an annoying spoiled little brat (like his mom).

by Anonymousreply 7308/21/2013

Now outta my way, I've got to get down to the baths.

by Anonymousreply 7408/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7508/21/2013

Is Madonna Southern Italian or Sicilian? Lola looks very ethnic, more ethnic than Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 7608/21/2013

Thats because her father is Puerto Rican R76. Get a clue.

by Anonymousreply 7708/21/2013

R77 Actually, you should get a clue before trying to be a smartass to R76 - her father is Cuban, not Puerto Rican.

by Anonymousreply 7808/21/2013

Ha! I knew that question would irk the Vadge stans who become enraged if someone doesn't know everything there is to know about that old hag.

by Anonymousreply 7908/21/2013

Oh I see, thanks, R78!

by Anonymousreply 8008/21/2013

Why the long face, Lola?

by Anonymousreply 8108/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8208/21/2013

R26, those are not implants.

by Anonymousreply 8308/21/2013

[quote]Lourdes is the kid most like Madonna

Hey, I know my way around a cock. Just ask Romeo...

by Anonymousreply 8408/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8508/21/2013

"She looks fine."

Are you fucking kidding? She looks like a baby hooker.

"I'm so tired of slut-shaming. She's 17 and she does what and whom she likes."

Oh YOU shut the fuck up, you moronic twat. She looks like a young whore.

I hope you two idiots don't have any daughters. You'd probably send them to school looking like five dollar sex workers.

by Anonymousreply 8608/21/2013

"Am I the only person who thinks she looks great?"

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 8708/21/2013

Fucking morons. Now enough of this little twat her shit. I've got to get my sling ready tonight when I get barebacked by ten guys off of Craigslist.

by Anonymousreply 8808/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8908/23/2013

Vadge is such a narcissist she probably wants her daughter to be EXACTLY like she is.

by Anonymousreply 9008/23/2013
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